How do I roast this fag?

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Suck his cock.

You fucking faggot.

I don't even know who this insignificant piece of shit is.

Your first mistake was caring enough to attempt it. Ask yourself why you give a fuck.

Do you actually want to cook him? I hope you wash him first. I wouldn't eat that guy. I bet he tastes worse than his mom.

Good good

Moar

Yes, more roast

I have nothing. Just like in his pants.

Mmmm

fpbp

I think you are roasting the wrong guy.

Is that good?

It was good

Good. You know? Like when his mom sucks our dicks. ??? I want to practice funny on this dude.

Booooo

Sorry. Is he your brother? Its hard to be funny. If I had his face, it would be much easier.

I lied. His mom cannot suck dicks very well. She sucks at sucking.

Look don't say this unless you really have to but call him a big poo poo head, the lad won't know how to react and he'll be done for. Good luck.

Hahaha

Nice

Zzzz

Roast this guy you lazy fucks. Always wanna talk shit. Target practice right here.

Why would we roast him when we can roast the guy who's so fucking bad at insults he came to not only a goddamn blue board, but fucking Jow Forums?
Forget him, man, I'd call you a punching bag if you were full of anything but shit. And look at that, OP's a fag as usual, fantasizing about another man in the morning.

I thought we hang on Jow Forums to help people. You don't have to play if you don't wish to. I'm just trying to help OP.

Yes and make it creative

>help people
Making up insults for you to attack someone with is a deadass personal army request and nobody is on Jow Forums to be your personal fucking army because Chad over here knocked your (ex-)girlfriend's womb up into her fucking brain.
You wanna get revenge? Become successful and rise above needing to fucking compare yourself to people to such an extreme degree that you're trying to justify asking Jow Forums to insult someone for you.

The only real insult dealt here is to your parents, in the shame that comes with knowing their kid does... this. I hope you change, bud.

Oh wow, rhat guy totay looks like a faggot xD

I'm just some guy. I'm not OP. You're giving uninvited advice. He comes for help and you act like a troll. Why do you want to hurt people? This is just good clean fun.

Call it leading by example, fren.
Also, nice post.
>I'm not OP!
>why are you hurting people?
>OP just wants to insult this guy!
>don't troll him!

Hey, I can do a few more posts of this. It could be amusing. Someone might learn something.

When Anons come to us, that is a thing of brotherhood. I don't give a flying fuck about a picture of some nameless bum. I'm on team user. I got my brother's back. You don't need to feel the same. You can be the voice of reason. I'm sure that can be very useful. But it hasn't any use here. That's fine. Have the last word if you want and we can let it sink. It was fun. Then you came along. I appreciate you anyhow.

Sweep the leg Johnny

I think the board you wanted is a lil' more red and over here,
The whole 'le haquer anonymouse' thing is kind of more over there; on Jow Forums, we really value making some fucking sense a little more, and why the fuck you would think anyone anywhere on Jow Forums would be happy to fulfill a personal army request...

But I admire your moxie, kid, so I tell you what, everyone that posts a picture to get roasted earns Chad up there a roast. If people don't mind taking a roast, I think I can open up to giving a little more than a 'voice of reason,' then.

Otherwise, y'all fuckin' lame and need to pick up your own damn roast game. Fucksakes, where are the days gone if it's an offense to be blamed for that you won't pick up some limp-dick's burn game for him?

You win sir. But I'll tell ya. I hang on the clean and productive boards. Never gone to any of those goofy places. Been here a while and I try to be the me that user requires. That may be tough love or getting on a crazy level with a crazy dude to bring them out a notch. There's a lot of unwarranted superfluous bs where it shouldn't be and I'm kinda surprised that it wasn't here where it aught to be. I'm glad you're here to help. That is also my aim. I promised you the last but I'm not sure which you you are. I'll go to /o/ and fix a car or something.

Just step underhim since you're such a massive flaming faggot.
Baby can't come up his own roasts and is mentally challanged, which is a suprise since the only challange you've face is spit or swallow.