MICHAEL MOORE IS AUCTIONING OFF A LUNCH WITH HIMSELF

Bid on it win and show up in a MAGA hat

>Is it in fact a crime ridden shithole?
>Booker T. Washington Middle School
>in Harlem
What was your first clue, Nigel?

Niggers?

Ooh wait the lots of money part...jews?

Moore would sit on you until you died.

Unironically

'“The countries who out-educate us today will out-compete us tomorrow.”

Fellow freedom fighters and associated esteemed members of the resistance. That quote at the top of your screens was said 10 years ago, almost to the day. It was said by a man known as Barack Hussein Obama. Some of you may have heard of him.

Folks, today I ask you to turn away from the endless stream of despair coming out of your monitors and turn your gaze inwards for a moment, look inwards and think back to just a few years ago, to a time before ‘Trumpland’ was even a household phrase. Sometimes it seems like a lifetime ago, or maybe a memory you’re not quite sure is real. Maybe I dreamt it…but I digress.

I want you to remember a time when words like 'Science’ and 'Reason’ were not being made fun of on national TV. A time when we had a President, or should I say, a Leader. A leader who understood the importance of Education, especially in our once proud republic’s most underappreciated areas of society…

At the time of my writing we have a 'President’ who states on national television 'I love the poorly educated!’. Let that sink in. I expect now we are only moments away from hearing Sean Hannity insisting that the Earth is flat, with our so called 'President’ removing the globe from all public schools shortly after… You think it’s just a joke, but jokes have a nasty habit of becoming real as we ride ever onwards into the twilight zone of Trumpland.

Fellow travelers on this tiny blue (and spherical) rock hurtling through the void, I am auctioning off a lunch with yours truly at a struggling Harlem school. There will be no censorship, no Faux News talking heads interrupting you or 10 second delays, you will have the chance to get the unfiltered opinion and maybe even a rumor or two about upcoming Resistance Documentaries, but I must stop, I’ve already said too much…

Join with me and help do the right thing
-MM '

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what would they even talk about that wouldn't just be something that's already been said or something they already agree on

i cant even imagine someone ideologically aligned with him would want this

Lol this fat faggot could donate himself instead of begging others but no, typical libshit

Croud source it and send Jared Taylor!

It is just a way for them to write off tax dollars and give it directly to niggers, like all (((charities))), so I they have even more gibs

So it's just some kind of stupid scheme

Imagine the smell.

niggers don't even fucking tip you retard

Being graced by his presence is payment enough🐸

we should send anne coulter or laura loomer.

Lunch with Moore, Stab him to death with a fork, priceless

>show up to lunch with Michael Moore
>he's already sitting at the table, wheezing
>his body is wider than the circular cafe table
>you walk over to shake his hand and cheerfully begin to say "Hello Mr. Mo--"
>he looks up from his plate, coughing a wet and deep cough, squinting his beady eyes at you
>"Wha- OH. Hmm, yes yes, SIT" he replies
>He ordered without you, 8 different platters of food arrive at the table, and he begins slurping, chewing, and chomping his way into all of them like a rabid animal
>You attempt to open your mouth to speak to him but every time you make a slight noise, Michael Moore is roused from his concentration on eating, grunts loudly, and looks up at you for a few seconds with an enraged look on his face
>You reach out to try and take a piece of the feast for yourself
>Moore wheezes loudly and stabs you in the hand with his fork
>DON'T....D-DON'T EVEN TH-*WHEEZE*-THINK ABOUT IT KIDDO
>he eats in this manner, plate after plate for the next 45 minutes before you get frustrated and leave

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It would be wrong of me to apologise for something that I continue to do.
I have two different pensions a good job and a house 2/3rds paid for at 33.

if godly luck take a picture of yourself with "hi /pol" on it mr moore/ 85jGK78G

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

He's only released a handful of documentaries. I can't imagine where he'd have accumulated any real wealth.

It cuz tey dontz have moneyeez, cuz EBT!

Reeeeeee!

Humblebrag Flz.

Get fucked kike

estimated at 50 mil

I’m a billionaire
I will bid on this and send the most racist inbred from here. Is anyone interested in my offer

I have to brag somewhere. Cant do it IRL or people will hate me.

Anyone who would want to watch while Michael Moorebidly Obese eats must be very sick and disturbed. No sane person would do that.

Is that you Mr President?

Can you successfully educate an average black person?

>giving money to niggers
>ever

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Yep, here it's all about hating success. Fucking losers everywhere...

I do not want to witness him eating.

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