This is hell frens

If i was a girl i wouldnt be here
And do what exactly?

Who the fuck knows. They are charging like 50usd hour here the hot ones

I have one for my phone but its useless cuz signal goes off as soon as power goes off. So you cant even do tasks online or farm gold. Data runs out fast if you use phone

same as in the netherlands
mfw
how is this possible

>farm gold
What user? Is wow gold farming still a career there? Not even China does that shit anymore.

They play their game. Give them time to control the people with gibs. With the humanitarian aid shit they had an excuse to close the border.

Idk i live close to the border maybe its all the colombians coming un

It is"profitable since you need like 50usd a month to get around here. People do it all day and night long. Also rank up wow and poe accounts and sell them. But you cant do that anymore

What did you feel when betrayed your homeland, socialism and El Presidente?

Do you have toilet paper? Or is that meme?

Wait aren't venezuelans supposed to have internet let alone electricity? Either:

A: You are a larpfag, probably the case here.
or
B: You are in a inner government circle with all the amenities living like a king, then you should be gassed.

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try to buy an electric generator then for fucks sake oil even if scarce it´s cheap.

Do anything you can to learn a skill , your country is going full somalia you know english learn a skill or work as a translator for 2 usd an hour if needed.

Buy books to learn progamming if you can´t online , do anything because the global economy is going to crash either this year or the next making things even harder.

Fuck you I'm paying millions for gasoline because of your blackouts and murrican floods

listen user just walk in make eye contact with the manager and give him a firm handshake

Spic genetics unable to liberate yourself or even attempt to fight. Just illegally immigrate to America and be a burden on the white man then vote in a commie spic here. Kys

Based boomer

It´s commieland user , commies fuck with supply and demand until the system collapses.

Electricity is basically free , same as internet there , but anyone with basic economic education knows that maximum prices cause scarcity.
So they have free electricity and internet but for the last 10 years the quality of the services has gonne to shit and electric rationing was done for 10 years to mantain the decaying electric supply working.
Even the internet is under rationing as porn sites and video sites are banned to save bandwidth.

user is not larping shit is terribly , possible the wrost place in the world to live at the moment the only wrost places are probably yemen and north korea.

They play all kinds of vidya to make money. WoW, OSRS, Tibia, GW2, Venezuelans are everywhere

>He doesnt know

We dont produce our own gasoline and diesel. We export it. There are huge lines to pump and you get like 3 fill ups every week. Plus they ask like 2-3kusd for generators

Yea for now.

Can you even read? It comes on a few hours a day.

Fuck you ivan

we are coming to coloni- i mean liberate you don't worry V-dawg

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FUCK OF TRAITOR.

Anyone with have a brain know the US are destabilizing you.
They have openly admited the WANT REGIME CHANGE.

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I feel like I'm falling through a timeslip.
Are you one of those retards from quel'thalas or Ragnaros that's always running around shitting things up?

also anyone with an IQ above room temperature know the US dirty history and tactics for regime change

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They are already a chinese and rusky colony , literally everything going to shit and vlad send tourists to seize the gold and take it to ruskyland.

It would be funny if maduro was not such a cuck , they are literally being cucked for nothing in return.
At least colonies got education and infrastructure to give the master nation resources.

Memezuela is going to hell with no survivors , literally more deaths than the syrian civil war in the last 10 years of collapse and the economy has been growing at a rate of -15% for the last 4 years.

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Ebin

>They say that as they have a literal communist running things in DC

Eric, simbly Eric.

Na i worked on those tasks sites online. I played PoE for fun.

If you can't get toilet paper, a big leaf is as good.
Hope you don't live in a city or you will have a smelly ass

Hows the opposition going? is it all controlled? I know it's a favouite tactic of the commie. They got that from Jews

So what you're saying is that V-dogs will welcome their burger overlords as long as we keep the lights on and provide a steady supply of cheap cancer inducing fast food? CAAAAAN DOOOOO

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but solar panels

damn i got a slight hard on writing that

Being this much of a retard , Venezuela has been collapsing since 2009 and at fast speed since 2013.
Venezuela is literally the only country were the glow in the darks did not removed commies.

In fact it was the most prosperous country of latin america and they gave assylum to commies from chile , argentina , brasil and all of latin america escaping the us regime changes.

No shit sherlock , and what do you think the soviet union was doing financing guerrillas in latam?
In was pure proxy wars , allende for exmple in chile was literally going full chavez and seizing control of food distribution also openly speaking of killing undesirable burgueoise.

The same shit happened in all of latin america ,the commies were not muh elected and overthrow , it was literally pure insanity to the point that shit was out of control.

In Argentina we literally ended with a fascist wizard lunatic ordering anti commie death squads and controling the preisdent as a puppet.

Shit was insane.

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>anyone with have a brain
Maybe we should send Australia some "freedom" from the ching chong chinks too...

Trust our Plan. We have your best interests at Heart. Praise Jesus
@dannyocoulson
alignable.com/aledo-tx/coulson-and-associates

>shitting on leafs
The memes really are bleeding through to reality now

hey kid wanna buy some socialism and equality?

user , there are 25k homicides per year in venezuela since the collapse started around 2011.

Those are civil war level of murder , and that´s just for stealing shit or drugs.
Everyone with 85+ iq already left , the only ones left are commies , old pension leeches , public workers and gib parasites.

Venezuela is ayn rand nightmare , it will not welcome anyone , not even the russian or chinese.
It´s not syria with a government that can keep things going even in a war.
It´s pure chaos , even if russia and china gave them 200 billion dollars to repair the infrastructure it would all dissappear in gib programs and corruption.

Shit is fucked up.

Stay strong, user.

both ru and us destabilize it. better it would be us

The opposition are al cucks from the Socialist international and the ruling party all cucks from the foro of sao paulo.

Literally all sides are socialist with the exception of a women that has her own party and is based as fuck but no one would vote because is against gibs.

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Praying for you user.

They literally tell people to make oil lights to get by in the mean time

Dont give/sg/ shills (you)s

They dont give me a visa. You guys rather have commies there. Living like kings not paying taxes.

Those were the Lebanese Shia migrants. They're pro-Assad pro-hezbollah, pro-Iran. Venezuela is a major hub for hezbollah for narc shipments and money laundering. Hezbollah thrives in shitholes.

Here's a Foreign Policy article about it
foreignpolicy.com/2019/02/09/hezbollah-is-in-venezuela-to-stay/

this is gonna be you OP

>Dont give/sg/ shills (you)s

There is order and entropy in this world user , the only way to counteract the forces of entropy is with truth.

People believe the muh cia propaganda because no one explains how fucked things truly are.
Shit is even worse than propaganda can make it seems.

It´s literally disgusting you have new york reporters faggot going to the richer area of caracas , to the richest mall and taking a phot of a mc donalds and saying "see everything is fine in venezuela".

Mean while the cucks probably have bodyguards , if you remain silent you are guilty of what´s happening in some part user.

Shit has become so bad in venezuela and argentina because we don´t talk the truth of how bad things truly are.

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It was thing long before it was a meme. I do it. For example, i'd go fowling (usually go for geese) and go down to a lake and camp on an island for 2 days, if i need a shyte i just wipe me arse with a docken leaf

What will you do to help your country?

ye, just sell out your country user. give up to terrorist demands

I doubt they are in venezuela they are probably rusky shills giving support to their slave state , their arguments were so out of touch of how bad things truly are that they were pure propaganda to anyone in latin america.

From brasil , argentina , chile or basically anyone in latin america could instantly see they were shills.

Things are so fucked up that the palestinean refuges in memezuela asked to be sent back to gaza.

>give up to terrorist demands

What demands?

>muh CIA sabotage
Could you possibly glow any harder?
>01/19: U.S. Calls for 'new government' in Venezuela [1]
>01/23: U.S. recognizes Juan Guaido as the new interim President of Venezuela [2]
>01/29: U.S. Declares Economic War Against Venezuela [3]
>02/03: U.S. sending aid 'at Guaidó's request' [4]
>02/06: Maduro blockades the Tienditas Bridge to prevent US aid from entering through that corridor, maintaining that there is no food shortage in Venezuela [5]
>02/08: U.S. sanctions are aimed at Venezuela’s Oil, affected their ability to import and produce the fuel required by the thermal power plants that could have backed up the Guri plant once it failed [6,7]
>02/15: U.S. sanctions five top Venezuela officials close to Maduro [8]
>03/01: U.S. Issues New Penalties Against Venezuelan Officials, Vowing ‘Maduro Must Go’ [9]
>03/04: U.S. warns Venezuela ahead of Guaido arrival:
>Guaido has urged supporters to stage huge demonstrations coinciding with his arrival as a way to pressure Maduro to resign
>U.S. National Security Adviser Zion John Bolton tweets that threats or action against Guaido "will be met with a strong and significant response from the United States and the international community." [10]
>03/07: Venezuela hit by major blackout, government blames 'sabotage' [11]
>03/07: Guaido Tweets "light comes with the cessation of usurpation" [12]
>03/09: Guaido calls for massive protest as blackout drags on [13]
>03/10: Venezuela enters fourth day of blackout as Maduro blames U.S. cyberattack [14]
>03/10: Footage Contradicts U.S. Claim That Nicolás Maduro Burned Aid Convoy [15]
1: archive.is/vZ9mx, 2: archive.is/ZvOVn, 3: archive.is/YaC5R, 4: archive.is/oT63f, 5: archive.is/TjF8N, 6: archive.is/JFQoW, 7: archive.is/lZhg3, 8: archive.is/anP9P, 9: archive.is/ea1pG, 10: archive.is/MYjzu, 11: archive.is/ioDHV, 12: archive.is/bDAhJ, 13: archive.is/dVgAN, 14: archive.is/WkvcD, 15: archive.is/CtkJx

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That sucks. Honestly, your only way out is to support American intervention to free yourselves from the socialists

Git Ron Paul'd

>Ron Paul - Trump's Venezuela Fiasco "convicted criminal Elliott Abrams should be disqualified from holding public office"
youtube.com/watch?v=s4tYEKsa8lA

>Ron Paul - Bolton: "We're Taking Venezuela's Oil"..."Pompeo, Bolton and Abrams are the Pirates of the Caribbean"
youtube.com/watch?v=WTE0SQA2jU8

>Ron Paul - Bolton's Plan: Starve Venezuela
youtu.be/HGWGlMfM0sI?t=132

>Ron Paul - Trump Administration Backs Venezuela Regime Change
youtube.com/watch?v=cMYKfkkMY24

>Ron Paul interview - "Defying American Values"
youtube.com/watch?v=UCESJ5JcJXc

>Air 21 - Weapons being smuggled into Venezuela by shadowy US neocons
youtube.com/watch?v=lwMvpyfNWxY

>Marco Rubio's Disgusting Tweet
youtube.com/watch?v=mQ0bmYRD6mI

>Venezuela Propaganda Debunked - People Are Against Coup. Also Trump explains his globalist agenda - support rebels and terrorists in return for 50% of their oil
youtube.com/watch?v=VMplqEpfGhs

>John Oliver's MISLEADING episode on Venezuela is DEBUNKED
youtube.com/watch?v=_fV-C1Ag5sI

>Canadian Reporter In Venezuela Contradicts U.S. News Coverage
youtube.com/watch?v=vq7ngZgzU-k

>Video From Venezuelan Supermarket Exposes Mainstream Media Lies
youtube.com/watch?v=Ny5KFTLyiRw

>Debunking MSM Lies About Venezuela
youtube.com/watch?v=mhaTFe5X9EM

>An Ocean of Lies on Venezuela
youtube.com/watch?v=ii5MlQgGXyk

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Should have been communist like russiand china, not a dictatorship veneered by a republic

The thing I don't understand about you, fellow neighbors, is HOW THE FUCK NO ONE STOOD UP AND PUT A BULLET ON THE FOREHEAD OF THAT IMBECILE ROTTEN DICTATOR. How difficult it is to any of you who have nothing to lose anymore to go hero and explode the son of a bitch?!

DO IT YOURSELF, OP. BE THE HERO LAM NEEDS.

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That takes someone who is willing to die. Guess there isn't any in VE willing to die

If it helps friend, I'm planning on sending you a bunch of leftists. They won't work, but you can eat them and render their fat down to lubricate things with.

The Russians are blocking the cia's attempt to coup over there, you should be fine in a few months.

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>Plus they ask like 2-3kusd for generators
Can't help with the gas/diesel shortage, but building a generator is fucking easy.
You only need a cheap as fuck car and an inverter. Pull everything from the engine you don't need (A/C, radio, lights etc.) and only let it run the engine cooling cycle and the generator. Then put an inverter on the battery poles and you're done. If you need more power, just fiddle with the idle settings.

Don't know about venezuela, but 12VDC to 230VAC 3KW inverters are like 50-100 bucks in europe and a not street legal but still running car is 500 bucks at most.

>Am i rare now?
Yeah, you are the first Venezuela Flag i spot this year in /pol, and I have North Korea, Cook Island, Saint Barthélemy and such shit collected this year.

North Korea?
Elaborate. Ain't most of the interwebs locked over there?
Was it a gubbermint employee?

>first Venezuela Flag i spot this year in /pol
Where have you been?

Tfw you're a spic and expect the Government to do everything for you, even fix the government.

Pathetic.

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>He doesnt know about our guy kim

See
There are lots

With a normal car engine?

No, I don't know about "our guy Kim".

And yes, with a normal car engine. What's seems to be unplausible about that?
Since it's widespread and cheap, I'll take a ford ka as an example. Available engine options were 36KW to 70KW, which is way more than an average gas or diesel generator has. The generator powered by the engine puts out 12VDC at a comparably high current, with the ford ka stock generator being able to bear a load of 70 Amps.
The inverters I'm talking about are specifically made for cars, mobile homes, boats etc. where you have a generator putting out 12VDC. And just in case you got access to an engine a bit more powerful, keep in mind that you can place several inverters in parallel for more outputs.

sad how little coverage there is of this in the states. makes sense though if our CIA is playing their little "overthrow" game

Please don't come my country veneco, go USA!

>Shitcoins
No wonder you are going to become Venezuela 2.0

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I cashed out mine. I got a truck and a house. I shouldve left tho.

It seems worth a try. There is a yunkyard close by. Ill look online when i have internet, my phone internet is shit, not even 3G

buy some bitcoin user.

>Being this much of a retard , Venezuela has been collapsing since 2009 and at fast speed since 2013.
ignoring the fact US been trying to COUP Venezuela since before 2002.

i hope you die in the violence you wish upon your own country you traitor cuck

Spic Kleptocracy isn't quite communism

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The countries the ruskies touch go to shit( Venezuela, Bolivia et cetera)
While the US puppets are the richest and most successful (Chile, Brazil et cetera)

Yep, You should have left.
Only regret remains

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Haha, no capitalism is the only system that rewards fuck the rest of the world you should only care for yourself

Go to Brazil, I’m sure they’ll give you a plot of land in the Amazon to civilize.

You gave up your guns.
You didn't rally behind Oscar Perez when you had your chance.
Now YOU will suffer.
And you wonder why Anglos don't want hispanics taking over our country.

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we already know it isn't real communism, HONK HONK

Could be worse.

You could have kike intelligence breathing down your back. The cia shenanigans are limited to signal jamming and wifi manipulation in vain efforts to subliminally emulate human contact in a digital prism complex where they subjugate the political dissidents isolated from peers via mk ultra abuse and put non conformists at risk for suicide with big pharma poisoned watersheds and kike funded luciferian music labels targetting you through ghost writer peons of Satan.

Yes you are rare now, sorry.
bump

>Haha, no capitalism is the only system that rewards fuck the rest of the world you should only care for yourself

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Shieeet.

Thats pretty much the same here but with russians and chinese

He was of them. Dont be dumb user. Noone Saw the bodies. They never killed anyone

Everybody here
>buy a solar panel
>buy a generator
So in truth, nobody here really understands how bad things are down there.

Before all this shit when was the last time you seen a Venezuelan flag on Jow Forums?
Venezuelan flags are CIA niggers.

>No power
>No food
>Starving
>No money

Can post on a Indian cow herding forum from a PC or phone and has internet.
Fuck off glowies.

>F..fuck socialist
>F..fuck gommunists
>'Murican intervention, good intervention

Got to control that oil and protect the petrodollar
Venezuela is going to be great with America debt so it can help you develop your country.
Say Venezuela, you want to sell your gas, water and electricity to us to help pay off your debts?
How about your transport too, buses, trains, ferries, we can sell them to the highest bidder, so you can pay off your debt.
Venezuela, you'd look good with some fast food joints, strip bars, bars, loan companies.

>Muammar Gaddafi bad must go
>Saddam Hussein bad must go
>Bashar al-Assad bad must go
>Nicolás Maduro bad must go

I don't think Trump is into shit.
He likes to build shit.
Not destroy it.
jmho

My fellow Murricans, the time is now. We have to send in our CIA Niggers to glow in the dark for them when their electricity goes off.

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Oscar Perez did.
And only a hand full of people stood with him.
He was killed.
The last Venezuelan Patriot?

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There's like two venezuela posters that have been posting here for a very long time actually.

>Noone Saw the bodies.
You think they'd leave any bodies so the people could have big funeral for their/guy/?
Oscar Perez last moments in this world.
He died for you user.
pic related

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Autism
Rip my nigga terry

Are you good at runescape?

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This.
> this is hell.

The real question is, are you good at runescape.