/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - POLS ARE GROSSLY INCOMPETENT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Mueller's Gang Tried To Take Down Our Superman 3/25/19
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>Pres Trump @2019 Prison Reform Summit 4/1/19
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>Jared on Ingraham 4/1/19
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>SoS Pompeo @US Army War College 4/1/19
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Spanish FM Borrell 4/1/19
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Romanian FM Melescanu 4/1/19
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>ActDefSec Shanahan bilat w/Philippines NDS Lorenzana 4/1/19
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>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Philippines NDS Lorenzana 4/1/19
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>ActDefSec Shanahan bilat w/ROK MND Jeong 4/1/19
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>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes ROK MND Jeong 4/1/19
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>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 4/1/19
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>NASAAdm Bridenstine @NASA Town Hall 4/1/19
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>USCBDir Dillingham News Conf 4/1/19
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>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FBN 4/1/19
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>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 4/1/19
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>DoDVideo: ROK DM Visits Pentagon 4/1/19
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>DoDVideo: Philippine DM Visits Pentagon 4/1/19
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>WHVideo: Ivanka Visits Toyota Plant in KY 4/1/19
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>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
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>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
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MAGA!

>united states closed border
>avacados estimated to run out in two weeks
>no guac
MAXIMUM PANIC

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>Maybe you should make us a state.
kek, absolutely not you moron

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NO MORE LIKES BULSHIT!!!!!!!

drumpf is dog whistling to his supporters on Jow Forums

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>>avacados estimated to run out in two weeks
And that's a good thing

they think Trump doesn't see them as a little California

AWOO

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>you can go fuck yourself you shit OP

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What am I supposed to be seeing here?

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Donald’s gonna do it, he’s closing the border, when he goes to visit
>Ilhan wedding pics

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>Puerto Rico gets 21B every year
>now they're getting 91b over the next twenty years
Can we outlaw Puerto Rico?

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Just so you know, I had just about over 9000 points you guys better treat me with respect.

What's for breakfast /ptg/?

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Traps aren't gay desu.

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I'd like to see you try.

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where's your broof?

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A

We are ready Donald, just give the order.

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Listen to what the man says ; )

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puerto rico should be cut loose and quarantined. Without white gibs the spics will die out within a year and then the US can reclaim it

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Over 9000 you say

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Only one awoo, awooo's must be in decline. Maybe an endangered species now!

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NEW

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there's no justification for statehood. shitty island in a bad location prone to damage and all the voters would be more democrats (not to mention more representation for dems in congress)

there in hiding you dingus

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Still waiting for Nadler nicknames
...nosey Nadler?

WTF? We could have gave that 91 billion to our greatest ally Israel to build more wall.

Nothing but respect for MY pastaleaf.

This.

from what desu?!

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DO IT YOU FUCKING NIGGER STOP WASTING TIME

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>shifty

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>these rat faced kikes sure have some chutzpah don't they? Good thing my old friend Roy Cohn told me how to deal with them, just like the Rosenburgs!
TRUMP NO!

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theres always more AWOOs

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>puerto rico should be cut loose and quarantined. Without white gibs the spics will die out within a year and then the US can reclaim it
This should be the plan. Demonrats want to move their "people" to Florida.

I've always been envious of you Trumptards and your ability to seemingly live in these fantasylands where things can just -happen- overnight and without consequence. Its quaint.

Not like that matters. No matter which way you cut it, the mainland US stands to lose money by making us a state, so we'll never be one. That's all that counts.

This. Puerto Rico will never be a state.

/ptg/ check out this 24/7 live stream. It is peak boomer, but quite comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=iiFxlVL6-uI

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>happy Autism Awareness day
AWOO!

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>starve out the Californians

Civil war made easy

llel

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Hey look AOC is here neighhhhh

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wew lad, but unfortunately when dems nuke the filibuster they'll let them in.

the only thing you are useful is for people going there to get easy visas/illegal smuggling into the US

GOOD MORNING /ptg/!

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i believe this island will be more useful (if we kill all worst niggers first obviously)

The Curve-Ball is coming

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again whats changed?
more fight back than usual?

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thank you.

BUTTGAGMENTUM

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kek

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Let the carnage continue

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So, Barron is autistic isn't he?

I thought it opened at $80 like two days ago?

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Morning, Chinkers.
A gay man named Penis Buttgag from a town named South Bend.

$88.86
It dropped like a brick and it's not stopping.

It did. It was way overvalued.

>plebbitchan gets beta tested
>shitheads love plebbitchan
Death to you all

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America is the big gay

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why?

stop sending shitty boats full of dominiggers to our island and shut up

>I've always been envious of you Trumptards and your ability to seemingly live in these fantasylands where things can just -happen- overnight
never underestimate how fast things can change pedro

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D-did Trump-sama just call us grossly incompetent?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
You niggers told me to buy high!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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bring back dinos please and dont forget to like and subscribe desu ;3

of coursh

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He lurks here

>a majority of americans also prefer pineapple on their pizza
fake and gay

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Ah the mythical land of Catalonia... show your flag faggot.
>Awoo

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I'll show mine if you can catch me goyim!

i like pineapple on my pizza...

Epic.

Right. Lets just ignore how PR's was used as a manufacturing tax haven and weapons testing site for decades by the US. That wasn't useful, so whatever.

Lets also ignore how the US made its own bed by persecuting all pro-independence movements to the point of near extinction decades ago, setting up the current scenario where damn-near no one on the island wants to break away from the US, and the US can't push for us to become independent because of the 'lol self-determination' meme they've been yammering about for decades.

Again, I'd like to see you try anything.

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Pineapple, esp. with pepperoni, is fucking amazing.

2 bananas
2 mandarins.

>So, Barron is autistic isn't he?

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What poll is this bullshit?

FAKE NEWS GO BACK TO BANNING GAY MARRIAGE THATS WHEN ALL THE PROBLEMS FUCKING ESCALATED INTO HELL MODE

Nobodies buying. There were some at $69 but if it continues to fall today they'll probably give up and let it fall. Nothing fundamentally has changed at the company. It's still bleeding cash and the path to profitability is unclear.

How the fuck did the IPO go so badly? It was the talk of the town just a couple day ago.

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Alas, the hearts are no more.

Damn you jew! Damn you to hell!

be useful as aaly

>fug, it toog a long time for da trees to grow :D:D:D:D

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I mean we could still use you as a weapons testing site. Preferably with about fifty nukes at the same time.

pineapple is fucking disgusting and you can keep that shit far away from my tasty 'za

>Damn you jew! Damn you to hell!
I already work at the bank!

It's clearly a steaming piece of shit.

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