How do I become chad?

how can someone 'look' 6'2 from just seeing their face? u r retard?

femanon here, u look pretty cute. probably better than 90% of the incels on here

are you russian?

no but i am slavic

lmao it definitely doesn't look great, he has like 12 facial hairs. shave that shit.

incel here, there's absolutely no way he looks better than me. I'm in the top 1% of Jow Forums in terms of facial aesthetics.

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start shaving your face. tan a little. Lift more and cut fat from your body weight. Maybe try a hairstyle with slightly longer hair.

you look like a romanian potato

i watch a lot of porno with slavs in it and you look like the male talent

thanks

My 10 steps/rules to becoming a chad alpha.
Step 1 start working out, start out with 3 full pullups and then some dead hangs.
Step 2 get a full time job. Express Employmet is a good start. Construction ect, join Infantry or the Marines.
Step 3, this is the hardest part, stop paying attention to women you're attracted to. Be the in control if the conversation, not the other way around. You ask the questions and listen, joke around and be you. (Don't be a friend, but be friendly if that makes sense)
Step 4 if you chose to be a poilu, let it grow. (Grow a beard)
Step 5 take control of your life. Making your bed and cleaning your room is a good start. So just work from there.
Step 6 when a girl messages you, wait twice as long as she took to reply.
Step 7 when messaging a girl, be funny and forget your text. Don't message multiple times. When you really like a girl on tinder/bumble/what ever the fuck, after a few days of conversation make her wait a few hours for a reply, not you waiting for her.
Step 8 build up your self confidence by working hard at your job. When you work a hard 8 hour shift after a shower you just feel alpha
Step 9 what ever is bothering you, face it, crippling debt? Come up with a plan. Feel lost, make a Schedule
Step 10 remember that you are capable of doing anything, no matter how hard.

Based and redpilled. Thanks user, thats actually some good advice

wear a mask

Based non-degenerate.

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nice try schlomo

Damn if he looks cute I must be a fucking Chad. I should pay attention when girls talk to me. Right now I'm ju

>thinks jawline is all that matters
you're a 6/10 with your eyes squinted

st like "whatever" because I feel like they're bullshitting me or something.

>second advice is "full time job" "construction"
>calls it chad alpha guide

stop trying to be chad and focus on being your self. Chad comes with confidence and having a good personality

BTFO'd by jannies

Every part sounds good but how do I be friendly but not be friends with them? Because I do that alot and always end up with a bunch of people following me around and it sucks butt (in a bad way)