What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen on the deep web...

there's nothin i need off of there. if the deep web has anything i need to serve Jesus Christ then he'll give it to me in Heaven, hence i don't need to be on there. and even if i read 1,000,000,000,000 stories about people successfully buying drugs off the internet, i still wouldn't because i'd assume i'd be the 1 guy who gets his life ruined for dumb shit. also i hate bitcoin on principle. what's that, you say? the price of every graphics card goes up 100 dollars and in exchange scumbags have a way of hiding their financial transactions? oh yeah no totally awesome. yeah thank GOD for bitcoins. mother fucking bullshit.

the Grifter

the depth of a deep web is only 5.5 inches so women don’t actually like it

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Well I found the funniest thing on Jow Forums currently.

THIS IS TOO FUNNY NOT TOO SHARE.

An user replied to that post.

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nobody on Jow Forums has ever been to the "deep web".

Deepweb is just a overblown myth. The only reason people go there is to avoid getting shot in shady areas where they would otherwise be doing their business.

i collect stamps and postal memorabilia. the rich history of personal correspondence and the societal effects of a connected population across the globe is fascinating. the post was the first internet, you see. remarkable.

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>anything i need to serve Jesus Christ then he'll give it to me in Heaven, hence i don't need to be on there.
so by that logic you don't need anything from anywhere right? Do you own things? Why are you even using a computer?

no that was drums

I saw a picture of a penis one time, but I think it was a hoax

That's because echo chambers are always boring.
There's nothing spicier than dissent.

>The only reason people go there is to avoid getting shot in shady areas
You can still use Tor for privacy sake, even if you use it to access the normal internet. And of course you shouldn't be a braindead idiot who logs into accounts while using Tor. It's the only browser which isn't botnet, although IceCat and Pale Moon are far above their competition.

The Bitcoin hype is over and video cards are going back to normal prices.

Yeah, it was; I could tell by the pixels.

I saw frazzledrip in 3D.

yes Jesus Christ is kind things will return to normal.
shut up idiot

MORE LIKE KEK, AMIRITE BOYS?

IT EDITED WHAT I WROTE NOOOO

No. It isn’t over. Pussy.

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i'll punch that fucking jew face until no one in the fucking world can recognize it..

>snuff films
oh wow its not like theres a board here where that shit is posted daily....

If you do this, we'll give you back the Malvinas.

*darknet
FTFY

based. we need millions more just like you. ignore the concern trolls. you be you

C(_)CK

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>He thinks he can defeat a robot in battle

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I've made quite a bit of money this morning on this dead bitcoin hypes you speak of. Probably going to buy a new Omega watch this afternoon. Amazon has a really impressive luxury watch boutique.

no that was me

nothing, deep web is a meme, normies are afraid of anything

they took away all the reddit perks.

Why does his office look like a fucking IKEA store?? random couches in the middle of the room.

Yeah it is. Retard.

dark nets pretty neat. and because it scares away normies, we dont get a whole lot of low quality bait on our boards.

That's where you take a nap at.

>Three versions of "Daisy Destruction", a child being beated and raped to the dead.
>A guy cutting his penis and grilled.
>A Pig eating a fetus.
>A guy killing a roastie with a katana.

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Jow Forums is the frat house that girls are warned to stay away from, those are the study halls filled with nerds. Fucking nerds. I hope they learn something by there shitty experience, I know I haven't.
>*punctures beer*
>*sucks*
>*belches*

He has an escape slide to a get away car in his office. I'm not even kidding.

better yet a Lizard

false🐕

You see all of these on Jow Forums except for CP you degenerate.

I'll give you a story about the deep web from 1998.
>Be me, 13 years old
>Have AOL
>Friend tells me that there are these chatrooms where other kids are sharing porn
>Chatrooms were named "jpg" "avi" "mpeg"
>amass 3 - 3.5 inch floppy disks of pictures of porn
>Think this is normal never think about it again, don't return.
>2005 drinking with my friends and stand up
>Holy shit those weren't other kids in that chatroom, they were pedophiles.
>Everyone looks at me
>Explained above
>Had a great laugh
>Now every time i find a old floppy i torch it

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I downloaded music from the deep web.

it was pretty crazy early and mid 2000's buuuut its EXTREMELY regulated now. I remember its how i came across 3 man and a Hammer original and Worst Video on the internet. Then that german guy who ate the other guy volunteering. There was some pretty crazy shit.....but 75% of it was drugs. There was a fuck load of snuff films as well

Ehh the occasional red room can be horrifying.

Snuff movies probably don't exist. There are just recorded murders. They could have existed before the internet, because a snuff movie would be made to sell for a lot of money. Everything on the internet is free.

there's literally nothing there you won't find on the clear web, too

and it's slow and broken as fuck

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who remembers times when CP was even on motherless.

Wait the porn was CP porn? Like I can understand you look at CP porn as a child but I mean fuck that's some story.

I feel like Gore thread are more unnerving than most of the deep web

There is no video that only exists on the dark web that isn’t child porn.

It was cp, i had pictures of 13 and 14 year old girls, i thought it was just other kids, but the rooms had massive amounts of traffic in them.

I was discussed, laughed about it, but fuck, if i knew now what i knew then if have done some "to catch a predator" shit

>3 guys and a Hammer
dude, 10 seconds google and you don't need searching for it inside the deep web

14 is hardly a child, was expecting younger, still bad tho

This guy randomly replied to one of my shitposts on /ck/. I thought he was doing a Bill Burr impression:
vocaroo.com/i/s0sgQV1tyssA

this was the thread
warosu.org/ck/thread/11985518

>Now every time i find a old floppy i torch it
just any old floppy disk?

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That was rough. One of the 1st super fd up vids I watched. Didnt finish it even. But now, dood... idk, that's like middle of the pack for sick shit

I want this fucker dead

Yea fuck man, I mean girls (albeit the more sluttish ones) were fucking guys and getting pregnant at that age when I was a kid in High school but they are still under age and it is disgusting it is better than I thought it would be as pre pubescent children.

Would of made a good story if you had caught one such as said you would meet him.

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Kek user, let me look through it. It seems he's quite the regular.

Cartel beheadings

The age doesn't matter, it's the fact that they were abused for those pictures. I didn't feel guilty when I was 22 or something and saw a webcam video of a 14 year old girl masturbating.

whats the deep web? am i on it now

yeah, after this video, It got downhill for me and never something ever disturbed me again.

Fuck man who is this guy, we need to set up a profile. Know any other appearances? His voice it sounds like I know him from somewhere.

DELET THIS!

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Yeah, things i had on disks at age 13, .txt copies anarchists cookbook and cold porn... I don't want either

Facebook does not believe in walls since they provide security and they cannot afford windows.

long ago when the internet wasnt shit I saw blueprints for nuke. some concern...
>>He thinks he can defeat a robot in battle
hold my beer

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same shit you would find on Totse or Something Awful.
some hurtcore site forgot the name used to be blatant as fuck. nope. not. clicking. past. the. index page.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=m8UQ4O7UiDs

I guess you are on a phone?
Flip it to landscape

A friend showed me some photos of the 11M Madrid terrorist attacks' victims. He was on his phone, not that I visited the dw myself. That's it. Nothing worse than that which you can see on a gore thread on /gif/.

I have never visited the dw, nor have any interest in doing so.

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sawdog
its pure evil

>there's literally nothing there you won't find on the clear web
Show me one deepweb drug market like alpha bay on the clear web. it doesnt even have to be as sophisticated as AB.

I most certainly never watched the frazzled.rip vid. That would be illegal.

based and real-pilled

>frazzled.rip vid

I don't wanna know

...

you didn't because it doesn't exist

you know this how?

because if it did someone would have made it public by now or posted it here

>muh video cards prices
>eff BTC
>I watch CP without regret
Fucking Dutch. Degenerates all. Kys.

kekd and checkd

BITMEXED

No one else saw you newfag, but I did.

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Which board

bitmex is so fucking great so long as you're not tarded. today fucking sweet

You know Jow Forums is overrun and destroyed when 100 posts into a dark web thread and nobody has brought up Daisy's Distruction.

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See
It’s not the board

> Everything on the internet is free

That's where you are wrong kiddo