Dont come to Norway

This a complete shithole. A dairy aisle only has two milk companies. Consumer choice is 90s Soviet tier and everything is overpriced to hell. Even a bus ticket is 5 euros. The only reason people are "happy" here is young people ride on their rich boomer parents and welfare. If you want work, just go to the UK. I feel so miserable here. Beef is a such a luxury here, that most people only eat it minced. Literally forget about things like raw honey - that doesnt even exist here. Not a single farmers market.

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I cant believe people shilled to me how much of an amazing place this is. Even getting a job here is 100% networking and nepotism.

Coming to Norway to rape blondes. Hold in there, Bjorn.

Where are you originally from?

I am suffering every day because pol and a few acquintances told me Norway is a great country.

Youre welcome here in Israel m8

are you me?

Just dropped by to say I made the clown in OP's pic
this is epic
still annoyed that I fucked up the ash on the ciggy

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i'd rather castrate myself with a spoon

I'm a Mechanical Engineer, can I get a job over there?

I know a lot of people who browse pol, so I'll just say North-Eastern.
Thank you, but I'm a snownigger who does not like your obscenely hot weather.

>I am suffering every day because pol and a few acquintances told me Norway is a great country.

Then fucking leave you stupid faggot.

I want everyone to know this is bullshit we are all very welcome they are extremely nice to the Muslim people and they all have a very good time and get girlfriends it's very easy.

Israel is going to have the same problem Europe and the United States has. The bottom feeder brown-eyed jews in your country are going to weigh down the higher tier Ashkenazi race of your country. I'd have no problem with Israel if they didn't accept this lower form of jew which is a plague to us all. If a society does not segregate its races into castes, the highest elements will involute into the owest ones.

I cant waste my emergency money. Im stuck here till I work for at least a few months.
Im North-Eastern European, not a fucking arab.

sad.
at least your rich and not in the EU

No thanks kike. Never trust kikes, you'd have to convert to (((Judiasm))) to get treated like a citizen. I'd rather blow my head off with a shotgun

Thank you for your oc contributions, also saved.

Many of us coming and we are very hungry and we are very lonely and your women are extremely beautiful when under 15.

You flew to Norway because some "acquaintances" and Jow Forums posters told you it was a great country, and now you're too broke to afford a return ticket?

You must be LARPing or you are the dumbest faggot ever.

user, I'm a foreigner. I came here because I thought wagecucking in the UK would've been worse.

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Fuck off mutt. Stop larping and shitposting

Stop lying about the holocaust, it's all your fault about the jews.

Why are there no farmers markets? Does the government control that much of the factors of production.

Fucking cunt stop browning Europe. Fucking amerimutts coming here and dilluting our gene pool gb2 56%

Its cucked bugman dystopia. Only processed food and very low consumer choice.
IM WHITE YOU RETARD

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thank you for your service

>If you want work, just go to the UK.
Fuck off, we're full (of shitskins)

I want to move there too man, i'm a plumber and shit like that, it doesn't matters if it's full of muslims or africans i know how to fight and i can kill if it's necessary.

I just want to work a simple wagie life and live isolated. I'm not a shitskin, I'm from North-Eastern Europe.
>I want to move there too man
Good luck to you user, but know that it's extremely expensive, as I said before in the thread - a single bus ticket is 5 euros and a kilo of chicken breasts is 9 euros. People only buy minced chicken(garbage food) for 2 euros to eat daily.

fuck off joao you arent white

>be me
>stuck in Oslo airport
>desperately need a free call for literally 10 seconds
>ask multiple people
>was only able to get a free call in the information booth
Never fall for the "nice and altruistic" Norwegian meme.

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nope, you'll be treated just fine here as a christian
and everyone who says otherwise is a crybaby

Born and raised in Norway.
Just left to myself growing up, horrible, horrible life.
Prices are weird. Chicken costs like $20 / kg if you don't want the kind filled with water. The cheapest piece of steak is about the same.
Prices are weird, politics are weird, and nothing is happening apart from the slow and steady decay.

Exactly this greatest ally,imagine ACTUALLY taking life advice from Jow Forums

Nice try, reverse psychology user. More refugees to Norway!

Sneak into America. We need more whites. Just get a tourist visa and never leave. If you are white, you won't get a second glance. Life is too fucking good here. Come to Colorado.

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>be me
>go to the Norwegian grocery store
>a kilo of chicken breast is 9 kilos
>beef is absolutely not affordable
>consume choice is so low in variety that your "budget" food is literally just minced chicken
I have enough to go back and forth, the problem is that I did this to run away from an abusive household and I was in a dead end neet situation. Yes, I'm a dumb stupid faggot, I don't know why I bought into the memes this place was so great.
I apologize if I seem really rude in all my posts and ridiculing your country. But my legitimate condolences if you were raised and born here without middle class to upper class parents.
Dear user, come take a trip here and you will see all that I said is the truth. Just imagine every store ever only has 2 milk company competitors in their dairy aisle.

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Can I come live with you. Australian here, I love guns, fucking hate blacks, chinks, jews and other minorities. And will never vote Demo-shits.

minced chicken it's a misserable food to me user but i survived eating only snacks for some time, i was lazy to preapre dinner and just tired of so many beef, fish and normal food :v

Just move north and find a traditional Sami waifu

>9 days in Norway, called around construction people for a job
>"sorry we're full"
>learn that Norway job acquiring is completely based on networking and nepotism, actually sending a CV is a pointless waste of time
>realize my only resort is going to a recruitment agency
>meanwhile have to work at least 5 hours a day to pay off my rent and food on someone's property I'm living in
I know I'm being used, but there's literally no other choice
I wish it was that easy, user.

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I've got an off grid camper trailer on some land in the high desert. We use it for camping and shooting. I guess you could stay there a while. I've got a bolt action .308 and a .38 revolver I can loan you until you can pick up your own guns on armslist.

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Wow... and here I thought you guys were all well-off enough because of the national fund or whatever and your oil revenue.
Oh so you're not from Norway? Where are you from user?

North East USA I'm assuming...

Who are you trying to lie to, norweg
Ive been to hesseng and fjordevatn, meat prices are pretty much the same as here, and there is typical packed honey, milk i prefer finnish though so i didnt look
Also i havent seen a single non-white or any poorly maintained places, so its already much better than uk

bro why not just join the USA military to get away from abusive home life?

what do i need to do to prove Jewish ancestry?

>A dairy aisle only has two milk companies.
Does that matter? Milk and yogurt is the same from every company.

So my Y-haplogroup is J2 (which isn't super Jewish like J1) but on both my mom and dad's side they may be like, part crypto or whtaver
Do I have to convert to (modern) orthodox to get birthrite or what?

but dem giant jewish milkers

matters on prize, i always buy from Qmelk, to try to topple the tine empire, but probably some jews owning that as well idk

>he's never had Milk+

it is actually the opposite.. most of Israel's govt and high ranks of the military are Mizrahi middle eastern (Iraqi, Persian, Syrian) Jews that went to Israel very early on
Many of the Russian Jews and Eastern European, Ultra Orthodox and some of the settlers... those are the ones on welfare having lots of kids and generally the base for the more extreme politics. They're the problem for the most part, the red head types that are super orthodox having lots of kids. Some might call these "Khazars" maybe but I don't know if that theory is true
But the Persian Jews the ones who lived in harmony in Iran for over 2000 years within their community basically no subversion no human sacrifices etc, they're the ones in the 70s running the army and mossad and shit
Isreal's stability depends on many of those brown eyed Jews actually its the more recent influxes post USSR that are causing Israel to go into beast mode

i feel your pain user, getting jobs here is shitty, and the pay is fucking awful, unless ur a politician or some other form of high ranking goberment fag

As I mentioned before, I know a lot of people who browse pol and I'm afraid they might see this thread. So I'm just going to say I'm from North-Eastern Europe. I'm a poor snownigger basically.
>meat prices are pretty much the same as here
A kilo of chicken breast is 9 euros in Russia? A goat's leg is 50 euros in Russia? Who are you trying to fucking lie to right now? The cheapest meat here is minced chicken(garbage food) and it's 2 euros per 400 grams.
The US is probably the best country in the world just by looking at your stores, but getting there from where I'm from is a logistics nightmare and costs way too much.
They don't even have normal fucking yoghurt, except for garbage sugar trash "yoghurt" and overpriced to hell. Consumer choice is third world here, I am not joking man.

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how much does a kilo of lentils cost? a kilo of rice? a kilo of beans?

how much are vegetables?

id rather live in poland, or even france for that matter

Sounds like Canada. I stopped buying chicken/fish because it was too expensive. Not fucking worth it. Live off ground beef/eggs for my meat now..

It is bad if there is in fact a monopoly.

The lack of competition means the competitors can create a duo poly and prices can remain high. Here in the US in any given region you could have 3-4 dairies competing on price as well as the cheap store brand and fake milk brand like almost, onions, and crap. Americans typically have enormous selections of products of various price and quality.

Milk with added vitamins I assume?

>They don't even have normal fucking yoghurt
If that's true, that is bad yeah.

>I apologize if I seem really rude in all my posts and ridiculing your country. But my legitimate condolences if you were raised and born here without middle class to upper class parents.
Oh no, my parents are fairly well off, and we were never poor growing up. Just bad parenting.

But the country is a mess. The transport company for passangers spent $35 million just to change their name. When they are already notoriosly late with trains, poor service and so on.
The hipster-leftists who won in Oslo, just spent lots of money for solar panels on the mayors house (unsure English), anti-truck blockades (heavy flower pots), banning of cars in the centrum of Oslo, and lots of money for bicycling where there's really not room.
Then the most outspoken leftist became pregnant and gets 1.5 years maternity leave :^)

The government itself was halted due to arguments about twin-abortion, and late-term abortion of downs and alike.

loool, absolutely everything in norway is in some way monopolized, the biggest brands have deals with store chains not to sell their competitors stuff etc, no competition at all for any product

Oh north eastern europe... more so than Norway? Wow okay that doesn't narrow it down bro but okay....
reading your post has given me renewed gratitude for living (and being born in) California
despite all the truth about demographic changes and truth about economy and automation, we have so many opportunities over here.
I would suggest you come to USA/California but I don't really know much about immigration and how eastern euros fare here.
Actually I'll tell you I met an immigrant from Belarus I assume an Asylum seeker but I dunno how he came over. He was getting a masters degree I think in city planning and he was like an exemplary citizen/immigrant. He ended up working as a doorman in a building in SF which is kind of a good job because you can sit there and do homework if you work the night shift.
Just saying some people make it out of shitholes like Belarus and end up in SF and I don't even think he got welfare but yea you eastern euros are great, come over to USA

Try it here, Sven. Then you'll be grateful that you live in Norway.

>Must speak Polish
Not uncommon in construction applications. Hehehehe

I can only imagine the horrors you must endure.

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do you not have any type of jobs? and cheap food? and cheap property?

those stats count niggers.....

Can confirm - Norway is shit.

Israel is way better than Norway - Norway is dead inside, Israel is alive.

Milk with adrenochrome it sharpens you up and gets you ready for a night of a bit of the old ultraviolence.

I grew up on mostly dairy and meat. I think I'll shit my pants if I eat bowls of lentils every day. But I don't know how much they cost, because I've never even eaten lentils in my entire life. I didn't check rice prices either. Fruit is expensive thought.
My condolences, I also relate to this now as well.
TWO milk brands in a single dairy aisle. I've literally never seen that before and I'm from an ex-soviet country.
>Wow okay that doesn't narrow it down bro but okay....
Baltics, user. And thank you for your reply, but I also know that your country is going to have it rough soon and potential balkanization even. So, take care and follow the gospel.
You were here? I'm from the Baltics too.

Their own people don’t want to move there.

Kek, bazzed ancap

Don't you get sweet neetbux if you're a musician? Id be happy to just sit in my home studio and play prog death/black metal with other autistic nords all day

kike alert

>taking the bus or any sort of public transportation
literally nigger-tier

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no, luxury milk that i made up

No good food, no talking to strangers, staying indoors 90% of the year, too expensive to eat out. But at least they have better healthcare.

>cucked bugman dystopia
i'm keeping that one

You get insane neetbux by being a student, citizen or whatever. Kids here literally live by getting 2k euro every month for free and living in their parents' houses. I personally just want a a job and a cozy place to rent in and live isolated.

Visited it twice. First time I was left bit confused about the matter "does Norway suck or not" so I went back 10 years later and can now confirm - Norway is corpse.

It's just that Norway, Germany, etc are the only places where you have decent enough musicians outside of Quebec, here in Jewmerica it's a complete joke, garbage tier musicians

In the supermarket-chains? A lot.
Anything but generic pasta and potatoes (and somewhat barley) is expensive as fuck. You can get steak cheaper then buckwheat.
For ethnic shops, it's much, much, much cheaper. 1/4th the price ,if nnot more. Better selection too in fruits and dry goods.

But in supermarkets, some veggies are cheap so you wont starve.

That “96% less likely to be murdered” thing is a big deal to me. Would be lovely being able to leave home knowing I won’t be stabbed by some nigger on the way back.

oh we get that a little bit in california....
I don't know about the mexican grocery stores but the asian or middle eastern markets have the best and cheapest produce by like half to quarter of the price, less extreme version of what you describe

Yeah, there is hope that their rotten corpse will be burned with music playing.

up near SF there is this famous grocery store in Berkeley. They have like, the most diverse produce selection at perhaps any grocery store in the world.
its one of the most hostile places to shop and I'm even comparing it to the ghetto places that are hostile. the berkeley wealthy hippies are ruthless it is like a warzone

but you're not norwegian, big difference

like seriously this Berkeley market would have like 20 types of apples, etc. their produce section was the size of a small grocery store itself. I think they had a better selection than most farmers markets. I think they had stuff from all over the world, no way it was all local

Move to Ukraine, bag a khekhel cutie, live like a king for 10$ a day.

It’s my plan anons.

The Asian stores are great. Not too crowded, but big enough selection.

We got one of those types in Oslo too, great amount of produce for cheap, lots of quality ingredients, big selection of oils and nuts and other stuff.
But man, it's "cool and hip" to buy stuff there, so there's SO MANY PEOPLE. So many who just aggressively pushes their way to get to the abundance of wares.
And all the immigrants buy stuyff there too, so it's soooo god damn crowded when I just want cheap onions and lentils and shit.

monterey market or berkeley bowl? or tokyo fish market?

I'm talking about Berkeley Bowl but those others are also super famous
It is one of the most famous grocery stores I once met a NYT journalist who was writing a story about it.. because it was that infamous (for consumers not as much for professionals like Monterrey or Tokyo, I presume)
I would love to be in the raw fish business damn talk about loving your job

Who is gonna make rotten corpses in my country i wonder? its not like the west has nukes or anything.

i like it.

Yeah, the visa issue with Russia and America is a problem, but wish you should have just flown to America. I visited Russia, I was never so happy to be an American in my life. Your mind would be blown stepping into one of our supermarkets. Try Berlin. I spent sometime there, a lot of foreigners working and Russians there as well.