LIVE: Theresa May set to make a major Brexit announcement

What a pathetic no charisma prime Minister. She looks and talks like she's gonna fall apart any second now

Jesus christ.

sky news is blocked for you?
turn on the TV?

don't have one

Holy fuck, my dick is hard.

PLEASE BE NO DEAL EXIT, PLEASE BE NO DEAL EXIT.

>Major Announcement
Nation famous for having its own colonies clown them will have some dumb fukk broad talk about what's good for their future.

Gonna be great.

She wants another extension.

>Paying Murdoch

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proxy into the stream then, this aint Jow Forums

Who hurt you, Hans?

may is such feckless loser

>further extension

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Is she going to be 40 minutes late again?

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loud mouth bish, reporting live for Sky News

>this aint Jow Forums
no one said that except you...

Nothing. I am just expressing Schadenfreude.

Jesus, just do a no deal. I'm sick of reading about Brexshit everywhere.

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>no deal off table
thats enough internet for today

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You Brits better be getting your Pitch spoons ready to riot.

I HATE THIS FUCKING CUNT

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this whole thing is beyond a clusterfuck

its like they are trying to make someone go postal

this is what you get if you let a WOMAN do a MANS job !!!!!!
Women are Clueless.

it would be different if a man was the head.

SHE'S GONNA SAY IT!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
NOW PAY ME YOUR GIBS BRITKEKS

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They literally cannot take no deal off of the table. It is the default.

This desu. Women cannot even decide what to have for dinner, how can anyone think they can make decisions for a country?

WHAT DID SHE SAY

>can't access the video, blocked for me

Does it contain a boob and the porn filter kicked in?

You do realise the EU is anti Germany right?

If your government can't do it, you should.

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The EU is Germany, you idiot. And that the government of Germany is Anti-German isn't something new.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>She insisted her withdrawl agreement - which was voted down last week - will remain part of the deal

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS DAFT COW

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No deal is off the table

She wants to share the blame for the impeding clusterfuck with Labour

I think only Thatcher could have done a decent job of Brexit. I don't understand how they can't just make no deal happen

The only boob is the one supposedly leading Brexit negotiations.

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

IT'S EU LAW THAT WE LEAVE ON 12TH APRIL, SHE CAN'T MAKE THAT DECISION SURELY?

more delay... unspecified length

No the EU is not Germany, your just a pay-pig just like us, we are funding our own destruction! youtu.be/Fi0dffrSmPI

She's offering a sit down with the opposition! This is nothing more than stalling until they get enough remain support then have another referendum to stay. Fucking pussy ass UGay politics.

An extension that is as short as possible.
So 99 years then?

>The EU is Germany, you idiot.
>ze next EU Commission President will be German
>Macron does what Germany says
>Germany rules the waves
>Putin joins Russia to EU empire

Lads, this is going to be so good!

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>Anti-German isn't something new

You are not forgotten :_(

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JUST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY! STOP DRAGGING YOUR GOD DAMNED HEELS AND LEAVE.

The EU literally will not accept anything else, especially with a weak government like hers doing the negotiations. If this goes as planned for her then we'll literally be stuck in an endless loop of her trying and failing to get her deal through until enough MPs finally cuck out and it passes.
I am so fucking done.

The problem is she can't say how long... because that would preempt an EU decision.

>The only boob is the one supposedly leading Brexit negotiations.

She's got moves tho.

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Imagine living in the UK in current year

Yeah, "I wouldn't want it to go over the 22nd of may". Really? Wouldn't want it to? You faggots should be rioting right now.

Wasn't this a referendum, thing? That the CITIZENS of the UK voted to LEAVE the EU.

So WHAT THE FUKK is this snagglepussed cow talking about?

So the whole point of this live stream was to ask for the deadline to be extended? Fucking no deal when? Why can't they leave now.

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I think she needs to ask for the extension, and the EU needs to approve it. I don't see any reason why they wouldn't, pretty sure they'll wait however long they need to in order to get their little Brit cuckslave.

This was 100% expected though. I think the next thing is we either get another vote of confidence or there's a sort of coup. Allah willing, that is.

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Yeah, I don't get it.

She's gonna go beg for an extension again lad. And guess what Macron will say? You want a second extension? The magic word is referendum

she specified the lenght, she says she wants it all to be done before May 22nd so they don't have to do Euro Parliament elections.

We're all dead inside anyway

Why is the U.K. so afraid to leave? They were just fine for centuries without a union.

>Yeah, I don't get it.

That's because you're a dumb burger.

WE DON'T KNOW

OUR GOVERNMENT IS FUCKED

FUCKING NUKE US

Her problem is mainly that she's fucked and she can't get out of it.

I WANT NO DEAL RIGHT NOW

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>she specified the lenght, she says she wants it all to be done before May 22nd so they don't have to do Euro Parliament elections.
that was before

ITS ANOTHER DELAY
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Win-win here lads.

Soft deal fucked forever ‘brexit’
>can finally say the UK has gone full dystopian society and can reject British ‘law’ with righteous fury.

>No deal Brexit
Democracy somehow is strong enough in the UK to overcome even this nightmare scenario government

>UK in current year
Yeah, modern Brits are the people that were too stupid or poor to leave to the new world years ago. So now the entire country consists of the bootlicking peasants that never left, and therefore are used to having a cock jammed up their ass.

I think our last hope at this point is at least one of the 27 EU leaders going rogue and refusing an extension.

>Her problem is mainly that she's fucked and she can't get out of it.

Merkel, again, was oddly prophetic. Based Angela Merkel, PhD.

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The entire thing is anti-German/anti-white, look if the EU was pro-white european I would been all for it, but it anti-white by design by evil Jewish elite cult!

Jews cant be the "Chosen people/master race" if we still exist, the EU will not save us all!

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Americans are castrated jewslaves.

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Nah it's too late for that cunt to do that shit, even if she wants to damage control because she's a Remainer cunt the EU are still going to throw the UK out.

Why is this cunt pushing for a deal so hard? It's time to leave. The EU will only agree to a deal that fucks you harder than remain. Sad state of affairs.

:_(

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i will extend my cock up theresa may's ass

Go back to your shit porn Kraut, humans are talking here.

It’s happening!
Even the faggot center leftist are about to revolt!
youtu.be/LKJlQmq1S1M

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Do you see a WOMAN running my country....EVER, Hans?

Stupid fucking Kraut.

The EU will have to approve the extension, and they almost definitely will. The goal now is to reach a deal so the move can be completed by May 22nd to avoid involvement in EU elections.

She talked about meeting with opposition personally to reach a deal that includes leaving the EU to fulfill the will of the peoples vote.

I believe the deal will be reached. You are leaving the EU very soon.

Yeah, modern Germans are the people that were too stupid or poor to leave to the new world years ago. So now the entire country consists of the bootlicking peasants that never left, and therefore are used to having a cock jammed up their ass.

>Do you see a WOMAN running my country

Trump sure tweets like one.

Why is this mutt addressing me without permission. Why is this happening.

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>niggerburgers voted for THIS

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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No but a Jewdick licker currently is running your country. One in a long series of jewdick lickers.I 'm not entirely sure that's better than a woman, burger.

So maybe go figure out where your invisible wall is before preaching at Europe, eh?

quick rundown
what happened? is brexit cancelled?

Germans have warped minds from all the shit porn they watch. It's the top porn in Germany, muslims shitting in German's mouths. Look it up!... Or don't, I would recommend.

Cheers lads. Let the butthurt flow.

LOVE the EU.

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Oh, Hans thinks HE lives in a snowy white country.

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!