>Be American >Be scoot scooting down the sidewalk, slurping sloppily at your GIGAGULP Triple Caffeinated Corn Syrup Soaker beverage >Start feeling a little hungry so you decide to pop in to the local Infarction Burger Bros establishment across the road >No cars are coming so you decide to make a sharp turn onto the asphalt >Police burst up out of manholes, armoured personnel carriers come zooming down the road. >Get arrested and given the seven year mandatory minimum sentence for jaywalking >End up in the local PrisonCorp State Correctional Facility >Have to sit through an twenty minute long video on letting you know just how serious and widespread prison rape is in your new home >Drop the soap
Prison rape classes how the fuck is this real. Truly the land of the Shart.
>pic Holy shit wtf is that thing? Is that the Master Mutt?
Brody Bell
America will not exist in a few decades. The British empire will come back to America.
Caleb Rogers
I honestly believe you guys are extremely close to a full on societal collapse.
Austin Harris
The entire western world is on the brink of collapse, you included.
Joshua Myers
Upvoted
Jose Thomas
Wtf
Brayden Ross
All those red stats are due solely to blacks/browns. If just White Americans were counted they’d all be green compared to the United Kuckdom.
Parker Nguyen
Nah, we'll be alright.
There are things in place to prevent such collapses happening here.
What I see in America Terrifies me. > Everyone hates each other > Everyone is armed to the teeth > Everyone is on some form of psycho medication that increases violence and suicide > Tonnes of drug addicts > Enormous wealth gap > Disconnect from reality from the wealthy > Middle class being destroyed
Brody Gomez
> All of those red stats are just due to 50% of our population.
Yeh, no.
If you took out chavs from ours, we would still rape you. That is not how it works.
My worst nightmare really. I had a cousin who went in and he talked how they gangraped a pedophile in the shower and the guard didn't do shit. The nigga spent the next months shitting glasses of blood instead of shit.
Trully, my worst nightmare. I pray everyday for being free. No joke nigga.
Adrian Ward
It is true. I have seen it. The rot is real.
Aaron Scott
Also add; > 1 Trillion Student Loan debt producing a class of literal debt slaves. > Get ill -> Go Bankrupt
Jackson Murphy
What accounts for 13% but also 50?
Nathaniel Edwards
Oi, you got a loisence for dat comment m8?!
Jacob Thomas
How do you explain that Seattle Dying video then.
Isn't Seattle like 85% white?
Robert Peterson
...and it's beautiful.
Jonathan Reyes
How?
Levi Richardson
Oi, you got a loisence for dat comment m8?!
Samuel Wilson
You already said that you commie spenk
Nolan Smith
Then stop being such a smart ass.
Liam Clark
Oh shit digits confirmed.
Hail Lenin.
Christopher Fisher
The great 'melting pot' is seething and boiling; Under just the right amount of pressure, it should explode quite nicely. On with the Apocalypse.
Justin Stewart
Niggers make up 13% of U.S. population
Jacob Thomas
>Muh goobermemt will protect me COUGH BREXIT TALKS COUGH
Josiah Jackson
>STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLES
Jason Howard
>loicence
Nobody says 'Licence' this way. Do Americans form their worldview from memes?
Don’t worry bong you can take your anger out on us. We have so much freedoms it’s hard to get mad at you poor fucks. I’m sure you’ll get your brexit someday.
Sebastian Harris
1) nigger problem 2) not a bad thing 3) not bad because care is 2.4x better and mostly paid by employer 4) not bad thing 5) nigger problem 6) great 7) marginal decrease 8) nigger problem 9) nigger fag problem 10) illegal mexican problem 11) nigger problem 12) nigger problem 13) not bad thing
Adam Hall
The long i vowel in many English accents is much more rounded than in 'Merican English, in which it is a more open "ah-ee."
Then if you have a Southern accent, before voiced consonants it will often be a monophthong, with "mine" being pronounced "maahn." This is also interestingly a feature the occurs in South African English.
Xavier Roberts
Niggers? Spics? They're American too. Anyone can be an American.
Ayden Hernandez
Its to poke fun at your accent genius.
Jackson Barnes
Why are you so obsessed with downplaying how many problems in the USA aren't caused by whites shlomo?
Leo Nguyen
America was a mistake.
Jaxson Bell
That's an American English pronunciation which approximates a British accent. How do you not realize that?
Chase Perry
Thanks for the insight.
It doesn't matter. They're all-American. Just like you. They're not going away, on the contrary they are increasing. I bet you're one of those Yanks who has a list that gets smaller year by year of places that are "true America"
Owen Wilson
i swear to god the albino in the op lives in my neighborhood here in Queens nyc I swear I've seen him around
James Robinson
"land of the shart" is quite a bold statement for someone from a country that bends over to pakis
Evan Butler
American? they're not even human!
Jayden Scott
> Enormous wealth gap > Disconnect from reality from the wealthy > Middle class being destroyed
These all apply to you bong.
Jacob Rodriguez
No rape goes on in prison. Nobody wants to be known as a faggot. The rapoes and chomoes are untouchable unless you want a hate crime sentence added to your time. Unless you are a nigger. Niggers rape each other, they are used to it from being a nigglet, when cuz Jamal raped them over and over
Daniel Powell
it's not gay unless the balls touch, user
Tyler Adams
Yeah, that's all skewed because of non-whites. Adjust to include only white Americans, then we'll talk, you braindead Eurofaggot.
Julian Wilson
the high incarceration, murder, and unemployement rates are because of minorities, paki
