Brit/pol/ Shady Kebab Edition

>Brexit: Theresa May to ask EU for further extension
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47794235

>Nick Boles: Ex-Tory MP hits out at 'cowardly' cabinet
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47794235

>The neo-Nazi paedophile who plotted to kill
bbc.co.uk/news/stories-44798649

>Man called Derbyshire police to moan about his kebab
derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/man-called-derbyshire-police-to-moan-about-his-kebab-1-9686514

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good evening bongs

first for anglo-dixie cooperation

he's played a blinder hasn't he?

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first for the brexit express

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(painfully checked)
Co-operation notified and accepted.

It's over.

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How the General election will look in Tory seats
>Conservatives (remain)30%
>Ukip (leave) 29%
>BREXIT party (leave) 29%
>Labour (remain) 12%

WELL LOOK AT THAT CONSERVATIVES HAVE THE MOST VOTES CONSERVATIVES WIN :^)
Reverse labour and con for Labour seats.

THANK YOU BASED FARAGE FOR SPLITTING TO COMBAT ISLAMAPHOBIA

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time to get coked up again lads
ave a line ya virgins

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Not really. He has just stood autistically reeeeing from the sidelines about wanting an election. It was the Tories themselves that kept killing the WA.

How much longer are they going to drag this bullshit out?
Will we ever get to see Brexit?

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is that york?

Brexit
Is
Over

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He has done a number on everyone in the UK and possibly earth

colors are wrong way round you muppet

how many dimensions is he playing at

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How can people actually believe Brexit is going to happen?

Nope.

You're stuck here for forever.

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they'll kick the can as far as they possibly can which is May 22nd

MR SPEAKER, PHILIP HAMMOND IS A CUNT

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Why are Scots so fucking gay?

Not really.

ENGLAND LIVES
AND
MARCHS ON

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Because their entire political system revolves around DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT SPITES THE ENGLISH

>LOOK
>THE WHOLE OF NORTHERN IRELAND WAS REMAIN

fuck this map

> Man called police over disgusting kebab

kek

derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/man-called-derbyshire-police-to-moan-about-his-kebab-1-9686514

PM by end of the week

Listen, you little fucks.
It has become painfully apparent that the primary problem we have right now is that the MPs we currently have are actively against what the majority of the people in the UK want. 400 or so of the 600ish MPs we have in parliament are remainers and it's those pieces of shit that have been actively working to delay and inevitably stop Brexit either in its entirety or in name (aka they'll opt for a softer Brexit, which isn't really Brexit at all). We essentially have a remainer parliament and a leave population and since these cunts are more than happy to ignore what we say rather than respecting it they need to be removed. Period.
Now you can say 'lol thats obvious though' all you want but I don't hear anybody talking about how we go about cutting off these traitorous cunts. They are the ROOT fucking cause of this shit we're in now, they are why we haven't left the EU yet, they now have the fucking GALL to talk about having us in a fucking custom union which ALLOWS FREEDOM OF FUCKING PEOPLE DESPITE THAT BEING THE PRIMARY REASON PEOPLE WANTED OUT OF THE EU IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE. Holy fucking shit these cunts need to be lynched.
Do you honestly believe your shitty 'peaceful marches/protests' are ever going to have any effect? "Oh no, there are people outside with little signs shouting mean words at us again lol"

I'll tell you right now, somebody who has a name that actually has some clout behind it needs to step the fuck up and stop being so passive so we can fix our parliament who clearly don't have the interest of the vast majority of people in their interest.
MP's who have voted in favour of No Deal or in favour of any custom union garbage need to be outed and stripped from power. This information is all readily available, they need to be called out and people around Britain need to know which MP represents them and if they're one of those fucks who have voted against us they should ensure that they get their job taken from them.

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So what's next? Mommy wants another extension? What if they tell her to go fuck herself? Hard exit on the 12th?

Only MP who I'd expect to actually do this.

indeed

if something isnt leaked during questions tomorrow then I will be shocked

He's blown it. With the customs union.

Any Welsh friends ITT? What goes on in this area? Why did they vote to remain? I can understand the bit at the bottom, thats Cardiff full of Pakis and wannabe Londoners

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2nd referendum in play - this is all tremendously vexing.

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Why are they butthurt?

Write to your MPs

Why do you guys want to stay in the EU. That shit is wack.

DOWN WITH THE UNION

I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. I just want to see my own country crash and burn at this point.

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My MP's a lib-dem tho

Who is this PM Spox? Praying for an alien overlord.

Bullahit

During the Scottish Referendum the Unionist (tories and (((labour))) taunted the SNP with the threat that if the Scots voted to leave the Union they'd be kicked out the EU an have literally no trade agreements with anyone.

Seems that argument fucking backfired eh?

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Can't you Brits just kick her out of parliament? I know women are fucking incompetent but this bitch is just in a whole new level

Because of wars that happened like... Hundreds of years ago or something. It would be like of Americans genuinely raged whenever they saw a British person or the queen because of 1776 or something it's just pathetic

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because of this guy

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Same

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She's a lying bitch.
"Make no mistake, the UK will leave the EU on March 29."

sorry. Here is a better one. Also shows that London tipped the popular vote heavily for Remain.

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Special snowflake Plaid Cymru types who are autistic and hate the English. Just like most of Scotland.

SOMEONE FUCKING GET OUR NATION BACK SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KIKES AND THEIR GOLEMS AND CAN GET BACK TO FUCKING QT GFS AND PLAYING VIDYA AND ENJOYING LIFE WITH MY RACE!!


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James Slack

This is what happens when you vote for anything other than a nationalist party. If one isn't standing in your constituency, spoil the ballot.

Has May opposed a customs union? If not then that's what they will cook up, but call it something else; a Union of Peace, Cooperation and Diversity

not until 2022

>that 1776 get

I mean they were right. Even if Scotland leaves Spain is going to tell them to get bent.

Based kiltfags.

No he's done fuck all
Should have demanded a people's vote or general election

So why did ol nige ran away to murica after Brexit and basicly bailed everything

London is a giant tumor.

Looks like a soiboi. Lame

He played his hand too far....

>peoples vote
>customs union
>changing position to whatever is popular at the time
>5 different versions of brexit across his party
>freedom of movement

now he has to commit to them knowing his voters and the country are also against a lot of these.

Its easy to chime in from the sidelines - now he has to put his name next to policies he never thought he'd have to.... some very unpopular in labour heartlands

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They get so many gibs too

Are Scots the niggers of the British Isles?

First for Corbyn's Marrow being handled by May

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Jesus i always thought that the Anglo was the pussy, but you Shrek looking guys are the Alphas of that depressing wet dark Island.

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>Scotland is the brainlet meme

Ceredigion and Gwynedd have quite large university populations which is what swung it.

The ordinary locals that I know (spend a lot of time in North Wales) all voted for Brexit.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6878027/Sky-News-political-editor-Faisal-Islam-takes-anti-EU-heckler-called-Theresa-traitor.html

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Nah

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Francois for PM

Yes

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Know that feel.
I'm losing hope, every year, every vote, every amendment, every extension..

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Again shite

The Union doesn't work for Scotland, your jews at Westminster care about their shekels and darkies more than they give two fucks about Scotland.

They obviously despie the English working class too - in fact they despise all non jews but they keep that hidden and just play the class card with you dim cunts.

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...and if that tosser in the treasury thinks he can take a piece of the Brexit Bruiser Squad then he's got another thing coming. I would literally kill my own children to get Brexit. Hammond, you are playing with forces you do not understand.

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>1922 committee

This LARP is getting boring.

>Nearly there to Brexit.
.Just need Tories to take us over the line

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because they know they are inferior to the English. they hate themselves and they take it out on England.

we certainly are, lad

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>Implying Brexiteers won't launch a strategy to select pro-brexit MPs best for any constituency irrespective of party.

>there will be fireworks
Narrator: There won't

jew detected

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Honestly northern Ireland and Scotland are both leeches but atleast with N.Ireland we get too piss off the terrorist state that is the so called republic of Ireland. I'm all for the dissolving of the Union between the Scots and the English, we could make Wales more prevalent in our flag, get a cool dragon on it maybe who knows

all Corbyn had to do was settle on a leave the EU only in name type policy, relax with the socialism and catch some tories ready to cross the floor

Did someone mention the SNP?

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Post that Will Self stare down

Plaid Cymru clay, they're rabid EU-lovers, like SNP.

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the irony is that all of the options to kick her out or force a GE have already been used
>2022 is the earliest a GE can be called
>may is immune to leadership challenges until december due to party rules, but if she resigns (fat chance) there can be a contest
>no tory will vote to bring down their own government
so this stupid stalemate will continue until France gets pissed off enough at us to veto an extension and we leave on the 12th.

Hello Nazi nonce in jail

>his name is literally Islam
Jesus Christ the state of the pro-EU pro-Muslim pro-Israel establishment deep state cucked news

Yes
I hope the EU says no or offers an extension based on stupid demands

That's just Southerners in general but even then we gave you devolution and your own parliment and you're still sat there shitting in your nappy while simultaneously complaining about the smell

The thought of negotiating alone with Theresa May gives me a short extension, and it's feeling pretty strong and stable

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Rumors the Argentines are preparing to move on the Falklands to take advantage of the collapse of the UK government...

Your countrymen are calling for the invasion of their homeland. And there's nothing you can do about it.😂

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Seething Scot detected

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Is there any hope for Britain, lads?