Me and this girl have incredible chemistry. We've clicked day one, and it's going great. The only fucking problem is that we can't fuck. Not because we don't want to, but because we have no place to do it. She lives with her grandmother, so not gonna give gran-gran a show. My place is a possum infested death trap. Rent is cheap though. We are on budgets as we are both in between work so just renting hotel rooms is kind of pricey for us.
So what do we do anons? Where do people go to fornicate when they have no place, car or cash to burn? Sex in a public place or the like is a no-go either.
ok so you've come to gloat or something.... you know as well as we do where you can get rooms from.
Gabriel Sullivan
1. In your car in a secluded parking lot 2. Go to one of those motels that are specifically used for this, they're like $50 the night, that can't possibly be too pricey, especially if you split it
Ethan Reyes
gram-gram peep show seems to be best. You obviously can't take her home or your wife will know. The only time I had that problem is when I was cheating, and I still don't have a good answer.
Isaac Wood
Come on dude, get creative. It’s not like you need a dedicated area for fucking. The act should take a minimum of 15 minutes. You can’t find a place to pork for 15 minutes?
Your will for the sex is obviously not as strong as you think.
Ayden Gonzalez
u can mate anywhere, even its free. if you are underage why take risk? u don't want to b youngest daddy of the year.
if u still b want to fuk for free. b creative. ask to go friends house, go to the park, go to the beach, behind the staircase.
if u have no experience, do the slow touch.. finger actions.. u help her she help u.. first time need no rush.. once u comfy with touch say once a day, then u all already get used to your private parts.. then u do the penetration from slow to gradual.. in case u pre ejaculation...if u if condom use it, try again.. practice makes perfect..
Michael Sanders
Mcdonalds, sneak gf to toilet and afterwards have burger and make wink at the wagecuck there.
No car, and 200-250 budget for a month. That would be 10 times at most spent solely on sex.
Not cheating. Not everyone is like you bud.
I've only dated like two other girls, and this was never an issue. So just no clue on how to proceed. Could probably think of something with enough time, but I mean, I can just ask others for advice.
Owen Perez
Fuck at a friends house thats what I used to do as a teenager.
Juan Martin
>Not cheating. Not everyone is like you bud. then take her to your place. If you're a slob, clean your shit up and bring her over. If she is with you and knows you're a slob.. then why does it mater? fuck her in your pig pen.
Joseph Brown
Oh I keep the place tidy. It just literally has possums crawling into the fucking crawlspace sometimes. Not kidding about the place being unstable either. I saw fucking termites FLEEING this place at one point. No sodding clue what, but something is causing mass insect death, and I sure as heck having sprayed the place.
Joshua Gonzalez
All I’m sayin is we’ve been fucking for thousands of years with no issue. It’s not rocket science to try and find a place to do it.
We don’t really know your location/life situation all that well. You know it more than anybody. You might just have to pull off some stealth shit.
Ever seen The Green Mile? Eminem fucked his girl in the corner of a shitty Detroit factory. You can find some hole to bang in.
Luis Morales
Okay? So what? You live there so it’s obviously not gonna kill her to stop by for a little bit? Are you seriously autistic or something?
Jayden Morris
Then take her to your place. Don't be so insecure about it. If something happens like 'possum in the wall' go "omg that has never happened wtf" etc etc. Use your thinking brain.
Brandon Sanders
Go camping.
Cameron Garcia
Go to the woods. When I was 14 I built a den on the local wooded hill to fuck my gf in. It doesn't have to be enclosed, just find a comfy hollow, make a wattle fence in front of the main views in, bring a spade, landscape a bed sized flat area.
If it's somewhere off the beaten track it doesn't need to be very well hidden. The fence takes like 2 hours to make and is just for comfort/ added feeling of privacy. Make it like a romantic secret picnic spot.
Sebastian Martin
Hmm... this is actually the best bit of advice I've gotten. Actually only useful piece. There is a little visited preserve not to far that is surprisingly expansive. I think I could make it easily enough, just will have to convince her that it's a good idea. Thanks user.
Xavier Peterson
There you go. I would’ve suggested that but you said
>public space is a no go
Jaxon Smith
Try to convince her you're not going to take her to the woods to chop her into little bits and fornicate with all the chunks
No problem. I'm an English garden designer and we use mood images. Basically an image that emotes the same feeling you want your area to. Your area should have the mood of pic related, like a natural bed. Find a nice natural hollow which obscures you on most sides. It should look comfy before you do anything to it. And make sure the sun comes in during the afternoon/evening.
Also don't tell her you're making a shagging den in the woods. Just do it, make it nice then surprise her and take her there for a picnic.
Oh, come on... motels ring a bell? There are places that charge for the hour, not even the whole night, when I was in college there was this motel that even gave discounts to horny students (you presented your school ID and they would give you an extra 15-20% off) get creative man. Where do you live, perhaps the woods or beach would mske an excellent option as well, might have to tslk her through tho...
