>Hot Back to School Advice: Feed Your Kids Bugs
>If your kids complain about boring, protein-rich foods like chicken, eggs, lentils and beans in their school lunches, you should try feeding them bugs.
>cbc.ca
*Cricket Cricket*
Canada's National Broadcaster Brainwashing Leafs into Eatings Bugs
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Ryan Miller
ere is the state broadcaster teaching kids which insects are cool to eat.
>So why are insects - the farmed kind, not ones you’d pluck out of the ground - great to eat?
>Health benefits
>Insects are a great source of protein and minerals, such as iron, zinc and magnesium. For example: if you eat two silkmoth larvae, you’ll get 10 times more iron than if you eat 100 grams of beef. Also, 100 grams of insects (crickets, beetles, red ants and grasshoppers) contains almost the same amount of protein as meat, but with less fat and fewer calories. Insects can also be good for your immune system. They include a protein called chitin that encourages healthy bacteria to grow in your stomach.
>Environmentally friendly
>According to a 2013 study by the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization, eating insects may help Earth. Farming insects takes up a lot less space than raising cows or pigs. Fewer animal farms mean less land is used - and forests cleared - to grow our food. Insect farms also produce less greenhouse gasses than animal farms.
>Who’s eating insects?
>Insects are being gobbled up by 80% of the world’s population, specifically by people in Asia, Africa and Latin America. They’re eating over 1,900 different types of insects. In order of popularity:
>MOST POPULAR: beetles and caterpillars
>NEXT POPULAR: wasps, grasshoppers, locusts, crickets and ants
>LEAST POPULAR: termites and flies
>cbc.ca
This is not satire.
Jack Ward
Canada is gay.
Hunter Jackson
Canada also released a new food guide that is 90% vegan. They eliminated meat, cheese and dairy and encourage Canadians to eat "alternative protein sources" such as $oy, tofu, pulses and insects.
Ayden Lee
With the carbon tax that kicked in in Canada, 1kg of rib eye steak is now $70.
A few weeks ago it was $59/kg.
>pic related
More expensive than Singapore, Switzerland, Norway, Abu Dhabi, etc
Wyatt Phillips
I LOVE BUGS
Luis Cooper
the horror has only started
Landon Thomas
How do you make steaks out of bugs they are too small this thread is dumb
Elijah Rivera
1 ant weighs 1mg. So to consume 100g would mean eating 100,000 ants and you still wouldn't be getting as much protein as you would from a quarter pound of ground beef.
A grasshopper weighs 0.5g. You'd need to eat 200 grasshoppers.
A cricket weighs 0.25. You'd need to eat 400 crickets.
Truly a clown world.
Benjamin Cruz
there's literally multiple meats in in picture you've posted, if you're going to make a claim you probably shouldn't prove it wrong with your own picture
Logan Reed
Imagine all of the chewing, swallowing, trying to catch the bugs, etc. Would eating that many bugs actually create a caloric deficit, that is, the energy spent eating them, chewing them, is less than the calories your body could actually absorb? Remember, just because a bug has 0.1g of protein, doesn't mean the human body can absorb all of it. It probably can only absorb a tiny fraction of that, and besides protein, bugs have no fat or carbs, so basically eating bugs is pointless and makes you starve.
It's like celery. Eating celery is actually calorie negative, because it has so few calories and your body spends more energy digesting it than it can acquire from it. I assume bugs are the same. So even if you lifted heavy and ate 5000 grasshoppers a day, you'd waste away until you were a skeleton and die of starvation, malnutrition, etc. Look at Africa. They have unlimited bugs, yet they starve to death unless the white man sends over meat and grains to prevent mass starvation.
Jason Young
There is a high demand for ethnic chefs in Canada
>webm related
Adrian Jones
Why is chicken so cheap? Oh, not in Canada...
Jose Diaz
I would eat this if that dirty nigger hadn't had his hands all over the patty
Levi Clark
>How many ants are in a pound of ants?
>1.5 MILLION ants
You would have to eat an entire ant colony with millions of ants to get as much protein as you would from a glass of milk
>pic related
Milk costs $10-16/gallon in Canada
Colton Smith
>6 chicken breasts cost $39 in Canada
JUST
Thomas Johnson
Are there no breaks on the Clown World train?
Jace Green
Keep up the effort mate, I appreciate you sacrificing having a life/meaning to lie about food online every hour
Aiden Foster
Dylan Johnson
Isaiah Long
>23 billion chickens on earth
>1 chicken farmer can manage 100,000 chickens
>chicken breast costs $40/kg in Canada
kek this is ultimate honk honk
Gabriel Jenkins
there is literally NOTHING wrong with eating bugs
only right winged retards would not eat bugs
Jonathan Morales
there is no such thing as an edible $5USD steak in canada
Ryder Campbell
>pic related
2 slices of ham, $2
>$1 for a small slice of ham
They even weighed 2 slices of ham down to the gram, and put a sticker on it because it's literally rotting (packaged on February 8th, 2019, inedible by 11).
They wrapped it to stop it from rotting. Those are left over slices too, normally someone says they want X grams, a pound, etc, then the deli person slices the ham and weighs it out for them. Someone said they wanted all that was cut except for 2 slices for some reason. So those 2 slices sat around for days. So some deli manager came over and ordered it be wrapped up and sold instead of thrown away.
Jeremiah Cook
Put the bug shit into your mouth
bugs contain dried shit since they arent exactly big enough to gut
Jaxson Allen
Unironically that same ham is sold in the USA for $1.50/lbs
>Notice the 'PRODUCT OF CANADA'
WHY DO FARMERS RAISE HOG FOR EXPORT AT $1/KG IF IT'S NOT PROFITABLE? WHY ARE LEAFS FORCED TO PAY $30/KG FOR THE SAME IDENTICAL PRODUCT? LITERALLY $29/KG IS PURE PROFIT
Josiah Thomas
Eating insects is what starving people do. It's literally 3rd world, akin to eating mud cookies.
>webm related
Adrian Jackson
How long have you been at this retardation now? Half a year? What motivates you? I'm actually sort of impressed.
Mason Carter
>What motivates you?
people are starving. unwanted weight loss is happenning
Nolan Campbell
milk is about $5 a gallon on average
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chicken breasts are $10-15 for 5
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Christopher Peterson
6 chicken nuggets cost $5.49+tax in Canada
That's $1 per 1 chicken nugget. Note these are nuggets, not even tendies. 1 Chicken tendie is $3.
>pic related
Dominic Sanders
>TFW Canada is overrun by Chinks, Syrians, and Somalians
>TFW the white people slowly lose their rights and purchasing power
>TFW young white boys are forced to become genderless blobs raised on basedmilk and ground crickets
YESSSSSS SUFFER MORE YOU CANADIAN FAGGOTS YESSSSSSSS
Leo Howard
Poor eskimos.
Elijah Thompson
better than fried s o y potato chips
Parker Powell
Gavin Myers
Jeremiah Rivera
wtf is this canadian equivalent of kobe beef or something?
Cameron Bailey
3.87lbs= 1.75 KG
1 kg of ham will run you $10-$20 here at an average grocery store depending on the quality
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Jonathan Brown
Eskimo user is posting prices from some outpost of Canada where goods have to be flown a million miles by plane.
Jason Miller
Theres absolutely nothing wrong with this, just more evidence what a mentally ill moron you are you third world polish trash.
Just so everyone knows this is the same polish guy that was denied canadian immigration so now he makes these salty threads daily like the absolute schizo he is
Gavin Ross
How much is cheese in Poland?
In Canada
>Gouda
$30/kg
>Cheddar
$80/kg
Joseph Price
The beef industry is now foreign owned and beef will be for export
Levi Peterson
Have some $9 reeses puffs
Ayden Howard
Yum yum yum :^)
Gabriel Perry
$20-30 /kg for steaks of varying types
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$10/kg for your average cheese
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Lucas Hill
This is why the government wants us off beef.
John Morris
Are these prices from some remote island or artic hellhole?
Lucas Miller
I've eaten insects in cookies and its not really as good as regular chocolate ship. When i visit cambodia at the end of the year i'll probably try tarantula. Just a leg though lol
James Morris
>Import Africa
>Eat like Afrika
Cultural enrichment
Juan Stewart
CBC is the propaganda arm of the Canadian government.
Every "journalist", host and CBC employee should be hung and quartered in public.
Fuck this country.
Hudson White
>Nunavut
It's right across the US border
Gavin Russell
Yeah, lets bully those who can't defend themselves. Politicians should first have to do bug diet for at least a year before it could even be considered as food for the rest of the citizens.
Nathan Rivera
Right across the border from you
see
Eli Mitchell
Matthew Sanchez
Brody Brown
Ouch
Daniel Carter
Who pushes this shit? Here in the supermarkets there are whole isles for bugs. Never saw someone buy something like this.
Then Swiss television and radio had a new head of the youth part. He came and pushed insects they made a whole format so they could do one YouTube vid with a "cook" who told you how great bugs are. After that they binned the format.
Who is pushing this and why?
Isaac Ward
Just post the Bug prices and there can be an end to the horror
Levi Evans
Bugmen. To weaken European man.
David Thomas
I'm willing to bet the last 1000 yuros i have that yids are responsible for this.
Gabriel Long
i dont have the slightest clue where to buy bugs so i cant really help you with that one
Adrian Johnson
Here is a VICE Documentary on a Leaf who eats bugs
Luke Wright
>Here in the supermarkets there are whole isles for bugs.
Wat?
Bentley Jackson
Look at this (((VICE))) propaganda
They claim steak has only 25g protein and 19g fat, for 271 calories (adds up, 9 calories/g fat, 4 calories per g protein, 19*9+25*4=171+100=271)
Then the (((math))) breaks down...
15G fat for caterpillars
58G protein
???286 calories???
15*9+58*4=135+232=367 calories
That's assuming neither have any carbs.
Juan Scott
If there's fat in your caterpillar you probably put it there.
Caleb Roberts
Fuck is wrong with you dumbass this is literally going to be your children’s and grandchildren’s lives
Henry Morales
Wrong. I'm not white and both my parents are naturalized citizens. When shit hits the fan, we're fleeing back to our country, where we have dual citizenship.
Must suck to be white.
Michael Price
Agenda 21 garbage. Didn't they just say white peoples diets cause greenhouse gas or some bullshit? These Elites import Hajis, poos, and other "diversity'. All these different food types gets troublesome.
>Halal for the muzzies
>kosher for jews
>no meat fridays for catholics
>vegetarian for poos, and vegans
>watch out for allergies such as peanut butter
Well, you know we all have to live together so instead of having ten different food types why don't we all just eat bugs? Live in megacities, ride on bikes, and get gender transition operations. We'll be whistling zippy dee doo dah out of our assholes.
Owen Roberts
Leftists. They want to degrade and dehumanize you. While they dine on meat. They want you to be a serf
Liam Sanders
Look at (((Vice))) lie.
Caterpillar has between 10-20g protein, and insects in general are shit nutritionally.
>pic related
Christopher Fisher
Canada has always been ahead of its time. Insects are the food of the future. Protein bioavailability is off the charts. Bodybuilders swear by bug powder
William Cook
Stop the genocide before it begins
Nolan Phillips
"Let's eat two meals a day!" Thanks Kim Justin-il!
Jayden Bell
How about leaving now then before we make you leave via the short drop express?
Lincoln Gonzalez
>Who is pushing this and why?
Rhetorical question? It's the Jews.
Landon Howard
What? Really? wtf. You ask who? Same people who pushes global warming
Elijah Garcia
Canada introduced a carbon tax yesterday too... price of everything has gone up 10-20% overnight. Best part is the carbon tax goes up every year by 100%, so in 3 years it'll be 300% of what it is today
Chase Morris
It's a jewish shit test to see how gullible the goyim really are. Most NPCs already believe in (((climate change))) so now they're making it even more stupid and are suggesting that their golem eat insects and stop having children (while importing millions of shitskins of course) to save the climate as the ultimate form of subjugation
I'm starting to sympathize with the jews myself, honestly
Jonathan Allen
That's insane.
Christopher Brown
What's even more disgusting is that she eats with her mouth open.
Joshua Anderson
booze tax went up in april too.
>no escape
t. food doms
Chase Perry
Jason Hill
Some bugs are unironically tasty though. Doesn't mean they should replace meat but crickets and snails can be nice when prepared right.
Cameron Hughes
Bog!?? I might need a quick rundown...
Aaron Peterson
Evan Phillips
Eat Bugs Guy!
Michael Nelson
Hey banker watcha doin? Lotta meat on those bones...
Lincoln Hernandez
Prepping them for the end times.
Lucas Powell
You're missing the point. They are trying to push insects as an actual food source, not as a delicacy like escargot.
Eli Anderson
Canadian grocery defense force out in force today.
Dominic Thomas
too bad most bugs are haram, are you being Islamophobic, Canada? :^(
In all seriousness, crickets are the only thing considered halal. I used to work in a kindergarten and actually bought crickets and mealworms to see if kids were willing to try it. Wasnt anything serious, just thought it would be fun as a Fear Factor thing. Kids were actually pretty open to it. We made smoothie, meatballs and fries with them. It aint that bad if you blend them into other stuff. But I do question the actual advantage it has compared to other meats. Also, small mealworms aint that bad without blending tbqh. Large mealworms and crickets, Id recommend blending.
Isaac Sanchez
>spend $20/gallon on milk in Canada
>it comes in a bag
Charles Watson
just tie a rope around his neck and drag him to the shore
Josiah Young
Angel Harris
>chicken, eggs, lentils and beans
What fucking kid would complain about that?
Thomas Gomez
>south ajax
>ontario
"SUPER REMOTE FROZEN TUNDRA REEE"
Leaf I'm LOOKING at the place both on a map and in photographs. It's not some remote barren waste.
Nah, Kobe beef is meat you're getting whether you like it or not. Leaf beef is meat you can only dream about unless you're one of the jews that caused it to be so expensive.
Kayden Ramirez
I know, a lot of people here seem to think that eating any bugs ever makes you a subhuman soicuck chinaman, that was aimed at them.
Gabriel Perez
>inb4 kim jong moose steps in to explain to us that this is all western pigdog propaganda and their stores are well-stocked and affordably priced
>inb4 "I have my hand on the button ay don't make me do anything I'll be sore-ey aboot"
Jackson Scott
>unironically pushing the higher caloric content as a positive
>"w-we're not a country dealing with a food crisis!"
Yeah, 1st world developed nations always upsell the caloric content because everybody is getting so little.
Christian Richardson
[honking intensifies]