What would Jow Forums do?

What would Jow Forums do?
Think carefully.

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Sure. You never said how hard.

Gotem

>Step on puppy.
>Make gold statue of puppy in memorium
>Go find a hot tempered Finnish wife
>Make wife
>Die when wife flips into murderous rage when she finds I drank the last Karhu and stabs me 14 times
>No regarts

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I'd obliterate the puppy in an instant so that it's quick.
Then spend 17 billion on animal shelters and campaigns around the country.

Yes.

nice :D

yes

>Step on dog
>Receive 18 billion bucks
>Amass myself a harem of exactly 4 ebony queens, two petite Aryan godesses, a Japanese, a Chinese, and a 6'0, 250 lb Finnish girl to dominate me
>Move into Alaskan wilderness
>Create my own village populated entirely by my descendants

I would smash the puppy for free

My god, I want death by Heidi Snu-Snu.

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I would eat the live puppy for it

Do you sell franchises?

>the Bureau of Land Management decides to burn down your property for "fire prevention"
>the FBI and ATF raid your place and kill everyone to "protect children"
there is no political solution and there is no way to not play

I'd throw it against a wall

No, and anyone who would is a sub-human.

t. racemixing subhuman

And for 60

18 Billions Dollars! Are you FUCKING JOKING!

Who can afford that????!?!?!??!

> I'd pay £50 to be fair

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i'd circumnavigate earth on a road made of puppies using pic related for 18 bil

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Boy I'd break dance on that nigga

based lawyerman

No. Not until it was in some provable extreme agony and needed to be put down but even so stomping it for that would be despicable. If you say yes you're either in need of the money to help your family desperately and it should be a emotionally painful I wish I didn't have to this moment or you're just a broken poorly raised waste of life.

i'd pay 18 billion to circumnavigate earth on a road made of jews

REEEEEEEEE

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You would make a good kike.

There is lots of psychological profiling going on lately on 4 Chan.


Did you see some of the comments yesterday? They read " if you don't like this comment, ... Something bad will happen". Clearly, they were testing for OCD or other problems.

This puppy thread is a psychopat test .

These glow niggers assume that we are stupid.

Id step on the fur only part of its tail. Still stepped on the puppy.

Hail Victory!

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I will not play your games jew. It would not just be killing a puppy it would be selling my soul.

Based life plan

kek me too

This.
Does that make me one of (((you)))?

id kill it for 5 dollar you idiot

Absolutely. Think of what you could do for all the other disenfranchised pets in this country with that kind of money. He and I would be heroes.

No, it's fucking sick, you'll be forever isolated from the civilized world and someone will probably kill you.

anyone who says no is kidding themselves

We should start a new thread with a rope in the image.

" Are you afraid of military tribunals? "

Ill stomp on that pup 5 times for just 100 dollary doos.
18 billion? Fucking pussies.

you'd suck a bloody baby dick for free though, so I'm not surprised.

Why would they have a reason to? Its not illegal to have nine baby mommas

I doubt anything useful can be gleaned off april 1st shit that involved like buttons and people making the stupidest /b/ tier posts as possible.

But they probably do test us and collate the data generally, if only to use as blackmail or career killing missiles should we step out of line irl.

Good thing I read this, cause I was prepared to start stomping my feet.

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HA HA

Well kiked my friend.

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You would sell yourself for so cheap? You are a whore.

I hope you weren't talking about Zimbabwean dollars.

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No, im not a slave and my morality isnt for sale.

fpbp

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Fpbp

This place is filled with literal animals. Modern money is just paper without value and its loosing it's virtual value day by day. Also its the filthiest thing in house.

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I would smash you as well, you fucking amerimutt.

Make a pitbull and we have a deal.

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lurk more I guess bro, you'll see

It's "illegal" to live off the grid outside of there control. Those who try invariably end up getting raided, i.e. Ruby Ridge, Waco, etc.
You got me sounded super paranoid today. Guess that's more stuff for my file

This.is.a.based.user

>t. Arab

Flag checks out

I will poo on it to ensure cuntfirm kill

I've drowned new born litters of kittens before for so could probably bring myself to stand on a pup for 14 Billion.

I'll take Balkan or Italian gf

>step on puppy
>dontae 200mil for for puppy shelters, saving much more

based

i would fucking turn it into a bloody art piece with its organs showing while its still alive and then cut it to pieces for a single billion

The puppy is a surrogate for poor people

So basically Arab gf

>kill your dog goym. i'll give you 18 gorillion printed papersheets with my logo on it. do it while smiling goym, else i only give you half of it

Based

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COWABUNGA

No...

And kill it?
Yes, I would.
Imagine the gigantic puppy doggo refuge I could build with $18bill.

for that money i would snash it into red paste, and eat it.

then shit it out and eat it again

I'm not a cuck faggot that needs joos to pay me money to do immoral things to be happy in life. So no.

STOMP STOMP LMAO

the eternal shitter

Then I would buy up every residence in Narva and demolish it with the residents inside.

Aand this is why the commies will lose

curly sideburns detected

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I would do it for 4 billion,
Hell even 2 billion. No less than 2 billion tho

I WOULD SMASH THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PUPPY, LIKE GODDAMN, FOR 18 BILLION, YOU CAN BUY 18 BILLION OTHER PUPPIES, AND IF THAT AIN'T WORTH IT, THEN I DON'T WHAT IS ANYMORE! EITHER WAY, HEHEHE, LIKE FOR 18 BILLION, YOU COULD BUY INFINITE KATANA ANIMU COLLECTION!!

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nothing of value would be lost

i would eat it alive for 18 billion dollars. I'd even eat the log it created if necessary

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first thing i thought of as well

>Implying that is not moral to smash on puppy that is going to reward you with a money from which you can pay off your student debt
LMAO

I would do it for free

How low would you go to step on it?
My lowest bar is a million - you can't really change the world with less

>ever walk on all fours?
never said i couldnt step with my hands ;)

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I'd do it for 20k desu

I'd do that if we replaced the puppies with jews.

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Id fuck a puppy for that

Would goomba stomp that bitch.

Same but after fucking it

My fokken sides

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No, it would be a trick. It would be 18bn Zimbabwe dollars or some shit.

Top kek

You out walking in the desert
you see a turtle struggling on its back, but you're not helping it flip over

why aren't you helping it?

Money > Morals

>inb4 Jew

Yes, I'm a proud jew and would gleefully kill gentiles for the same amount of money.

Re-iterating would fuck for 18 bil