Be weaboo

>Be weaboo
>Fall for the asian women meme
>Go to Japan
>Find out the hard way that women only sleep with men who actually have something going for them. Just like any other women in any other country

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Weebs get the rope

I lived in Colombia for a year while day-trading and teaching ESL in Bogota. It was hilarious to watch the other "teachers" that I placed with to hit the town and try to pick up women. They thought, just because they are American, the pussy would just throw themselves at you. Nah, you still need to be physically attractive to get laid in other counties. 99% of them ended up paying for it during their tenure.

Japanese women only want 2D chads, i thought this was common knowledge. if you want easy pussy go to the Phillipines

well there's probably a lot of factors but i'm sure could ride some pussy waves in japan if you put yourself out there and seek the right women. also utilize your english

what a fool

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You still need to look good. Japan is a developed country.

Exactly this! But if you look like garbage, you're either going to pay for it or get scammed by some attractive broad.

if you aren't good looking and you are aiming for like center stage idol girl looks then just lower your standards to average. i met a fugly face white dude the other day that was dating an average "cute" jp

some of this could be just expecting the woman to walk the guy through the road to dating. i've heard some gaijin hunter types that basically do that, but generally you probably gotta get the number yourself and build the connection, and take it to the next level. (also you should do that anyway with all women or you're a faggot)

Ive never been to Asia, but I have traveled through much of South America and it was quite different. Granted, I never traveled beyond the major cities, ie Bogota, Medellin, Florianopolis, Curitiba, etc, so small towns may be different. The dating scene in each of these cities were very much the same as it is here in the States. The only difference is that Colombian women tend to be flaky and Brazilians are more friendly and open. But I look good, dressed well and had a decent but of cash in my savings. The kid I was hanging out with looked like shit and was over;y cocky and aggressive. He didn't do well at all. He had a sense of superiority that I doubt he would have in the US.

There are more Asian women than J*ps. Chinese are the qtest.

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Sexpats give the white race a bad name. Ugly fat asses like that Australian politicians that lives in the Philippines unironically need to be hanged. SEA is full of white, Japanese, Korean and Arab pedophiles but whites of course stick out more. Costa Rica has signs in their airports saying "Please don't have sex with our children" in English. We'd be laughing if those signs were in Arabic but they're not.

I met this english teacher who's been in Japan for like 5 years and he was dating this japanese girl for like a year.
Her dad didnt didnt aprove of him so she left him a few months ago. He's not even bad looking.
Now he's all alone in his mid 30s depressed thinking of returning back to his shithole, but guess what, he doesnt want to start from 0 because he feels he's invested so much trying to integrate in weebland so he's gonna try to stick to his "carreer" (which he can't get promotion btw) by teaching kids their ABCs. The worse part is that as you get older, schools tend to prefer hiring young ALTs to prevent people like him so at some point he'll pretty much become unnemployable in a country that he isnt citizen of to begin with. I think his life is fucked but he's so delusional.

All weebs deserve this fate.

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Indeed, sexpats should be strung up by their balls and flayed alive. Marry a nice Asian girl or stick to white roasties. There are plenty of roasties to go around without ruining qt Asian girls.

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Sounds like one of those ugly, unkempt, overweight fedoras that got a Japanese woman fetish because of muh anime. If you are a 6 or above and Caucasian you will get female attention in Asia. You also have to talk to people not wait for them to approach you, Japanese are mostly shy and embarrassed to speak English if they aren't advanced.

I think it's a common superstition in Japan that most foreigners have aids

>implying they dont

>lost in a sea of faces
yup, thats japan.

10 bucks he's a neckbeard

>Phillipines
Tags are pretty ugly though.

BASED

All these delusional idiots everywhere thinking the grass is greener in other countries with different ethnicity need to know:

AWALT

They all want a chad with good looks, good body and good career

If you are a loser in your country, you are still going to be a loser in another country

Sure, some might be drawn in by the otherness of a foreigner, but that's a temporary illusion which will be gone after they find out what kind of a person you are

Most South East Asians are fugly as hell with exception of Chinese mixed descendants

>paying $20 for an all you can eat pussy buffet

doesnt sound all that bad

shut up, pat

thanks. I was afraid for a second that today was going to be a good day

>be skinny fat short ugly beta
>be surprised that girls don’t like him

B-but muh waifu

There's so much more to being in Japan than trying to get with a girl. What a little faggot.
Unless he's trying to get married (which you obviously need worth for) fucking women is the same everywhere. If he is trying to marry, he's a degenerate race mixer who is helping ruin both white and Japanese nationalism.

I'm willing to bet this beta faggot thought nips would throw themselves at his feet and that he hasn't approached any women.

it's like a reverse Elliot Rodger

>Costa Rica has signs in their airports saying "Please don't have sex with our children" in English.
hahahahahaha
>Marry a nice Asian girl
what a fucking meme
nobody wants those pan faced cunts
go back to hugging you weeb pillow, faggot
>he hasn't approached any women.
anyone who falls for the "muh asians" meme is a weak beta pussy to begin with

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Not even so much as chad but being retarded enough to think women are just going to throw themselves at you because big American man. More often than not, they have absolutely no reedming qualities, too autistic to initiate conversation, and likely little to no effort to learn the native language. Breaking the language barrier, even just at a beginner level, launches you ahead

There's so much cool shit to do in Japan. What a boring faggot

>"B-but muh harem amine said women love soft-dicked manlets with no personality, aspirations, or job prospects."
Don't these faggots realize that the people who write this shit are the japanese equivalent of them?

It was about $120 US. Still, not. bad deal. You can entice some of them to allow you to go raw if you play much more.

Ironically the most legitimately anime-looking girl I've ever seen (without trying - just speaking of facial structure) was a white girl I dated a few years back. She was five years older and already had kids so it didn't go anywhere, but she was reeeally hot.

As to be expected, the "incels" devote their life to a pitiful pursuit of sex, nothing else matters to them. You could put them literally anywhere on the globe and they could only ever bitch that "Stacy doesn't want to fuck me".

I wouldn't expect to get laid any in foreign country I went too, it'd just be a bonus

So white men in Asia are basically black men here, except that black men will resort to rape if they don't get what they've been lead to expect

>be fat ugly and stupid
>expect that asian pussy will be all over your fat 200kg and 160cm neckbeard face
>cry when even asians dont want to touch you
the government should kill all fat, ugly, short and stupid people

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>Costa Rica has signs in their airports saying "Please don't have sex with our children" in English.
What in the actual fuck

As an attractive white Male Columbia is fucking based for sleeping with girls. I was fucking 10/10 women by American standards. American women on average are 4/10 far midgets with no personality.

Theyd kill themselves brainiac

Most of these people are actual fat creepy losers. Imagine how weaboos look IRL.

If you re white, over 175 cm(non white countries usually have much shorter average height), do some casual sports and well cleaned/groomed you are a literal 10/10 there.

>traveling with pussy as primary target

Stupid cunt.

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>"Please don't have sex with our children"
gonna google that
pleasebefakepleasebefakepleasebefake

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>On some of Costa Rica’s major highways, you can see billboards in English as well as similar signs inside the airport taxis warning that sex with a minor is a punishable crime in Costa Rica.

Yeah, I went on a tear there, especially in Medellin. But Medellin is easy, Bogota, especially the Zona T area, is another beast.

I've been to Japan a handful of times the average Japanese girl is disappointingly unattractive. They all have pretty bad teeth for some reason. Seriously if you fetishize Japanese girls a trip to Japan will probably be the most disappointing event in your life.

If you have blue eyes and blond hair you can probably use that to your advantage when it comes to sex in most of South america and south east asia but that's really only because those features are associated with wealth and status.

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normies get the rope

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I've hooked up with women every time I've been to Japan.
Although I'm not a weeb, and when I go its for business and I spend every single cent on booze and food that I can put on my expense card, and I don't over indulge while I have shit to do so the last few days are when I go buckwild.
So I'm not like standing around hoping women will notice me or some shit, I'm usually getting hammered with a mix of locals and fellow foreigners, usually a few dozen of us.
Also I may or may not end up with women simply by virtue of being one of the only people awake and willing to do stuff when everybody else is shutting down.
I'm from the mountains so when I drink in a place near sea level like most of Japan, I basically have alcoholic superpowers.
Women in Japan DO like foreigners if you're actually up to something fun or are interesting in some way.
Also in some places there are lots of punks, Japanese punks are fucking adorable and they will ravage your dick for a few puffs of weed.
So even if you can't pull any other ass it should not be a problem.

Thats probably why its easy.

>tl;dr I'm a degenerate.

It probably was like that back in the 90's and early 2000's, but like all bubbles they pop eventually.

>now I'm just lost in a sea of faces

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>i travel to foreign countries to push drugs onto the youth

It's a cat website an*me fag

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Ever been to a soapland?

attractive men get laid regardless user, the redditor is probably just a typical ugly weeaboo who thought being white was enough to get by in Japan.

Honestly, most of the weaboos I see lately are hispanic. The hispanic community seemed to have taken to that "lifestyle".

LMAO he's probably ugly as shit, I went in Japan with a friend in the early 2000s when we were teenagers, while we were on our way to our bed and breakfast in Hokkaido, on the day of our arrival we ate at a cafe and two Japanese girls sitting next table talked to us on their own initiative, very cordial and polite girls around our age, one was maybe a couple years older and very pretty, they spoke broken English but we knew some Japanese so we managed to talk for a bit, they explained things about some food on the menu to us, we also took a photo all together with the cafe's owner who was a woman in her 30s a very nice person too, the girls introduced her to us, they were all fine women.

I'm planning to go again in the near future since I got more fit then before and my odds are higher, I don't want my children to live in Shitaly so if I can get laid in Japan it would be a great opportunity to give my children a future where they aren't taught to hate themselves from birth, like you leaves do in Maple land for example.

Japanese women are especially more interested in people who have something going for them because they are typically "homemakers" since (((Western))) values hasn't uprooted them yet like it has other western or westernized countries. Unless maybe you hang around those business-type women who drank the (((Western))) Koolaid and don't want serious relationships since are likely to get fired or replaced due to the latter social standards.

It's actually disconcertingly common actually and that's why the Nip government is shilling so hard for the women to have kids instead of being slutty childless wageslaves, but at the same time they need to fix the work-ethic so that having a job is more desirable for men who don't want to work 16 hours a day and sleep at the office.

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Shitaly? I thought Italy was doing pretty well, atleast compared to the rest of the EU. Is it really that bad, Guiseppe? Is Salvini not doing enough, or what is the problem, according to you? Need more Luca Trainis?

>my mutt kids will have no identity issues
kek

The damage was already done, it's too late. Maybe if Salvini wins 5 times in a row we might be able to recover from the cultural damage but I doubt he'll last that long, he's not Silvio and Silvio is too old for this.

Not really, there is a saying "the apple never falls too far from the tree" which can be both a negative and positive saying, children grow better with parents who are a proper model of their role.

If he's really lucky he'll have hot daughters everybody else will try to fuck. Do they do dowries in Japan? He might get a pretty penny if they do.

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ugly people are ugly everywhere, not only outside japan
japanese girls have their standards too

>fat ugly faggot thinks being in a foreign country is going to stop him from being a fat ugly faggot
Ahaha weebs are so retarded. So would Asian women who went to America thinking they could get any white guy they wanted despite being ugly. Anyone can see when someone is ugly, regardless of how everyone around them looks.

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>homemakers

That's one word for it. The technical term would be Lagerfürher.

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Saw an asian girl today. Wtf is up with their faces? They look like someone hit them with a pan

He is not got looking though. Chad can slay any chick in any country

wtf Jow Forums told me that asian women were easy for white men

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>Find out the hard way that women only sleep with men who actually have something going for them.

100% chance that you aren't white. There are Japanese women who absolutely will bang any white man with a pulse. They are not crazy about Hispanics and they stay FAAARRRRR away from blacks, though.

Does he know the language? He could move back home and become a translator. I'm trying to learn the language because that's the job I want, but I don't really have any interest in actually going to Japan.

Just get your TEFL cert and teach ESL there. You don't have to fluent in your hosts country, which is the point of the program. That said, in most Asian countries, you need a bachelors degree for placement. I taught ESL in Colombia and couldn't speak much Spanish.

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we are gonna make it someday brah, hang in there

no one is interested in wh*toids

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I went there and they were dying for my BCS

>no one is interested in wh*toids

Mandatory token "muh dick" nigger in every thread.

Niggers and chinks are made for each other. Ugly as fuck.

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You might want to rethink that statement negroid.

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>Be me
>go to Thailand
>See "DR BJ SALOON"
>Wut
>Girl out front invites me in
>Sucks my dick
>Blow a massive load in her mouth
>all the pain in my life goes away for a few hours
>do this 15 or so times over the next week
>thank you DR BJ

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how many of them were actually ladyboys?

Depends on the establishment. It's pretty obvious. They were all girls. 90% of them look like pigs with a couple of 8/10s. But it's easy to forget that when they are sucking you brains out of your dick.


Pretty much walk in, walk out.

except that I will and find my qt 3.14 nip gf

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Just buy a hooker. Trying to "get laid" is cringe

triggered cuck. go back to r/hapas

reddit plz go

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The way I see it
Japan is new game+ for chads

>Japan is new game+ for chads
Japan here I come!

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Pretty sure this is just a common case of being unattractive lmao

>some japanese girls wanted to practice english
>they wanted the d
You dumb greasy spaghetti nigger.

I lived in japan. Being a foreigner is just +1 to people showing interest (and normally only a certain type of woman, hint not the good kind), you still have to be attractive, have money and have game. Or you could get some haggard, mentally ill roastie that all the japanese guys rightfully avoided - get into a marriage with someone you can barely communicate with, and end up divorcing with nothing to show for it. Thats what most of the loser english teachers do. Many such cases.

T. Nip wife.

English "teachers" and language "students" can't be chad. You're a loser by virtue of being a dancing monkey, or dumb enough to pay for those SEAmonkey schools,

It's really easy.

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