Brit/pol/ Comfy Edition

>Brexit: Theresa May to ask EU for further extension
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47794235

>Nick Boles: Ex-Tory MP hits out at 'cowardly' cabinet
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47794235

>British police call railway sabotage attempts ‘Brexit-related’
rt.com/uk/455368-brexit-related-sabotage-device-police-uk/

>The neo-Nazi paedophile who plotted to kill
bbc.co.uk/news/stories-44798649

>The Tulip skyscraper approved despite concerns over Tower of London 'harm'
news.sky.com/story/the-tulip-skyscraper-approved-despite-concerns-over-tower-of-london-harm-11682269

>Three men arrested after police cars torched in suspected arson attack
news.sky.com/story/three-men-arrested-after-police-cars-torched-in-suspected-arson-attack-11681373

>Man called Derbyshire police to moan about his kebab
derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/man-called-derbyshire-police-to-moan-about-his-kebab-1-9686514

>Tunes & Vids
>One Hour of Patriotic British Music
youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
youtu.be/Q7Eom6VRFSY

>Other
>Filtering mongs.

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Fuck stop brexit guy and fuck remainers.

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I'm fucking fuming lads

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NO DEAL WHEN

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Till the thread gets going

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Reminder ERG were controlled opposition and fucked us out of any sort of Brexit

What if contemporary Britain is merely the autumn of our discontent?

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The mooselims caused this

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May Day

baaaased black man please fuck me wife

BRITISH NEGROID KILLED THAT BRITISH BITCH AFTER FUCKING HER FORFEW TIMES COZ HE GOT BORED

LMAO U GET THAT? AND SHE'S A FAMOUS ACTRESS VERY RICH SHE DIDN'T NEED MONEY

NEGROIDS JUST TOSS BRITISH GIRL TEENS BODIES WHEN THEY GET BORED OF THEM

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February 31st lad. You can set your watch by it.

>when you don’t know if that’s real or not but most probably is

Fuck Southerners
Fuck Tories
Fuck Blairites
Fuck globalists
Fuck Chucka

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Andrew Bridgen going on a war path on Sky News

Fuck middle class communists twats who use the working class as cattle for their political needs

current state of EU trade

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luv marx
luv engels
luv lenin

simple as

Oh no, the salty Pole is back.

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When u live in Blair’s old constituency fml

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You can set your watch by Greenwitch . Britain decides what time it is.

ave a line ya virgin

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>Oh no, the salty Pole is back.
THE ONLY THING THAT'S SALTY IS LEXIE'S TIGHT PINK CUNT STRETCHED BY SUB HUMAN NEGROID DICK

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His wife must of come here and fucked a black guy

Alright lads?

Checked, you poor bastard.

cor she's thick

Corbyn addresses the nation
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1642 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

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why do you envy me?

why don't you get invited to parties?

The worst part is everyone still loves him and I’ve no clue why

Why do you fear me?

HAVE THEY FOUND THE MAD STABBER OF EDMONTON?

Nice

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Are you not alright then lad?

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KEK. I've seen the fat munters with niggers, the cute Poles end up with Chat white Brits where I come from DESU

Alright, lad. Where have you been?

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>Saggy skin
Eeee

the fact that the jew want's him out should be reason enough

I'm on coke you fucking virgin of course I'm alright
Why do you envy me?

Why you LARPing?

>The worst part is everyone still loves him and I’ve no clue why
BASED FUCKING BLAIR SAY IT WITH ME BOYS

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland

Nobody cares, women are dumb and need to learn the hard way

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27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

35. Banned fox hunting.

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

43. Free eye test for over 60s.

44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school

do you blame the jews for nobody inviting you to parties?
>t. virgin
I take coke
why does that infuriate you?

Does May seriously not know what the point of a vote is? like why does this mental cunt keep having votes then ignore the answer why, waste everyone's time?

All you fuckers will be wishing John Major was back leading you.

College education was free
Pic related could fuck young things in a Chelsea jersey
You were still a white country
You were usefully eurosceptic without being spergs about it
Feminism was a fringe thing, you weren't cucked by it.

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR JOHN MAJOR SAVIOR OF BRITKEKS

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lads, join the britpol discord server
closest server to the real thing

discord gg/DymjMp

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Well he did do a lot for the country.

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And look where that got us

Why is everyone here so intimidated by Chad Tony?

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Major signed Maasatricht without giving us a say
Major fucked the railways
Major fucked the ERM

Do you seriously not know what the point of a party is? Like why does this virgin cunt keep not getting invited to parties then failing to take cocaine or have sex, why waste everyone's time?

Serial stabber strikes again?

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Anyone can do a lot for a country if you spend all the money and ruin the country forever after

When do the BREXIT riots begin?

but I do all those things?

imagine actually living in London

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why are you so jealous that based Major snorted coke at the taxpayer's expense?

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Nah Wembley isn't close to Edmonton.

imagine the smell

Why are you LARPing you lying virgin?

Its almost seems like people are getting a bit upset about something.

Jack Renshaw did nothing wrong.

>replying

Tories demolished it, you fucking kike.

yeah, the fact that I can afford cocaine and get invited to parties

glow in the dark niggers

>imagine the smell

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>WHEN YOU'RE A BRITISH GIRL AND LOOK AT BLACK NEGRO AS YOUR MAN

>WHEN YOU'RE BRITISH LITTLE DICKED WHITE PALE FAGGOT AND JERK OFF TO MUH EMPIRE

POETRY

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What were they meant to do? Make money appear from thin air?

So your a dealer then

why would that make you upset?

ah yes, raise taxes 100 times, spend during the good times, then claim you're a keynesian during the bad as you leave the savings account empty on your way out

grow the health budget at a ridiculously unsustainable 8.5% yoy, give a free cashaway to senior doctors in the process, all the while CUTTING the amount of hospital beds by 20%.

reminds me of this pic

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Imagine waking up hearing the noise of London.
Then imagine trying to go to sleep and hearing even more noise because now all the gangs are out. The endless music, the endless rumbling on car engines, hearing the bus air breaks every 5 minutes, the endless sirens of an ambulance or police car going to another stabbing.
Hell.

Brit/pol/ is ded after Brexit?

saturday i think

YA'LL SHITTALK AND MEAN WHILE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

YOU THINK YOU'll BE EMPIRE AND SHIT AGAIN????

LEXIES GO FOR BBC HAHAHA

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anne is based youtube.com/watch?v=rGkpKeH_BeQ

>WHEN YOU'RE A POLISH VIRGIN WHO'S NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY NOR TAKEN COCAINE
nah u sellin?
it makes everyone else upset, they envy me you see

Yes, it's called tax you puppet. Go spit shine your corporate overlord's trotters.

I'd dig out my old lecture notes, but a lot of the NHS stats during the New Labour years were fiddled with / padded to an extreme.

Also, three letters - Pee Pee Aye

Degenerates.

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You mean taxes that are already stupidly high to fund your socialist hell hole? Nice try

BRITISH TEN GIRLS DENY YOU THE RIGHT TO BREED AND HAVE CHILDREN

SO YOU SIT HERE AND JERK OFF WHILE THEY GET BBC INJECTIONS

IT"S SO FUCKING PATHETIC HOW LOW YOU HAVE FALLEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST .. I FUCKIN'T KAN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the call that saved Brexit

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Yea, we all have them, mate.
When the day comes they all get gassed.

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Nah, had to give it up, it made me go a bit stabby.

I think it's time lads. Time to riot.

Shouldn't they be protesting in China, India and Africa if they want to put a stop to 90% of the world's pollution?

>if we raise tax corporations will just pay more
nice joke commie, stop excusing taxes on all classes

My wife is friends with this greek couple (they are well off so fucks knows why they choose edmonton to live) and the husband witnessed one of the 4 stabbings, he is so traumatized they are moving back to greece.
They never did ask why we moved out of enfield.

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of total GDP growth under 97-10 labour, 60% was increased government spending. Yes, 60%.

not forgetting the "new deal", which at a astronomical cost managed to secure jobs for... a few hundred?

plus, the absolutely cynical bailout of a marginal constitu... er, Rover, in the run-up to the 2005 election.

why are you so concerned by matters superfluous to getting invited to parties which should be your main priority because you're a virgin who's never taken cocaine?