Just a reminder if you didn't play with these as a kid then you aren't Christian.
Just a reminder if you didn't play with these as a kid then you aren't Christian
Gali best girl
That is a Fact
Played with Bionicle, not Christcuck.
The movies were also really good for kids movies.
i was too young to manage to put them together but i still liked the pictures and i got the DVD because it had special features
those fucking combiners that were 2 feet tall
>too young to put them together
Jesus fuck, I was collecting them and reading the lore books by age 6
How braindead did you have to be to not follow graphic step by step instructions for a 30 piece kit? I mean honestly. I get the large kits, but not even a fucking matoran?
I didn't play with these because they didn't exist in 1983.
But I am not a Christian and still played with bonkles.
>not playing with them as an adult
Wtf dude, you missed out on so much fun.
*AHEM*
[/spoiler] FUCK TOA AND FUCK MATA NUI [spoiler]
This. My fucking childhood.
>you aren't Christian
You say that like it's an insult. Also Throwbot master race btw
>bionicle kids feel old
These were the best ones
They stopped making them :(
I had every Toa ever, the original, the Nova, the older dudes that used to be Toa, the underwater dudes. And more
Had the rhakshi, makhuta, the bohrak.
I was fucking obsessed with these.
Then I turned 14 and realized any girl that saw my room would just laugh at me. So I put them all in a bin and put them away.. I think I even trashed some of them.
Feels bad. Feels really bad. I can't tell you how much of my stuff I threw in the trash out of self hate.
Fuck off Teridax, Krika is the most based Makuta, you are just a sperging autismo.
I didn't play with them because they weren't fun. Lego used to send me their comics with the catalog. I was more a fan of the Adventurers and Star Wars Legos than those.
Oddly enough, the ONE kid I did meet that played with those I met through church, and he got left out because he never brought his Gameboy to youth group.
>one of my young cousins asked me about one of the dude when I was getting hammered at christmas
>start to tell him about the lore
>it's so fucking deep
those were great
>it's so fucking deep
This. Explaining the lore is like giving a quick rundown on Bogdanoffs.
Based
I loved the lore. I had all the comic books. I also had the 7th Toa.
Kopaku was always my favorite, he seemed edgy. I was into that.
However the underwater Earth toa was badass. You remember? The ones that had guns and fought the enemies that came with little blue squids?
This dude
>read: too retarded
anything lego with instruction manuals scared me because if you mixed up the peices with your general old-school legos you were fukked
I liked the rahkshi better because they were canonically stronger
Or are old.
This
I always mixed my Legos and made crazy hybrid shit when I was done playing with the build.
I once mixed mahkuta with that dude with the adjustable wings and the mech suit dude (the thing they built to beat the bohrok)
BIONICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
Animation was meh, story was A1
No there not, you cant cause physical damage to people with those. the bohrok has head action so you can hit faggots in the head with it.
:(
Rahkshi are still my favorite design.
>I always mixed my Legos
absolute maniac. total respect.
Shit I remember making up my own figures when I stupidly lost parts of the ones I had an proceeded to have DBZ fights with them for hours. Childhood innocence was nice. It's a shame I gave em away when I was too old for toys, any son I may have would also love em.
I enjoyed that they were powered by the slugs that spread the corruption to the masks in the first part.
Everything was so well contained at first.
Bohrok > everything else
collected the shit out of these as a kid
I had a few of these but was into legos and bakugan more
the most aesthetic choice
Fucking zoomers
>can't even get the proper generation
Boomers, ladies and gentlemen.
Go drink your pbr dad I'm skateboarding to toys r us
I had the red one, the brown one, the black one and my brother had the white, blue and green one.