Femanon needs Jow Forums BF

>be femanon
>be bored
>make post on /adv
>summon my countless beta orbiters
>discuss how I need a man
>get sixteen marriage proposals in first hour

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I'm the perfect depressed memeing Jow Forums bf. Marry me.

women with orbiters or too many friends are unattractive by default

You’ve been trolled. OP is probably a 40 year old man who is sitting at his computer naked with his penis in his hand jacking off to pictures on /vp/

There would have to be something very wrong with a woman if she wanted a bf from Jow Forums.

Nah outside of Jow Forums, /tv/, and /v/ everyone is pretty chill here

Legit guy looking a cute gf here,
hit me up if you are interested ladies.

requirements:
>over 18, would prefer 25+ but is not a must.
>preferably virgin, I know that is impossible in this day and age, so the fewer dicks you have taken the better. Hopefully a number you can count with one hand.
>career of choice: STEM, accounting, nursing/medical school. If you are into political sciences or are an arthoe, please abstain from replying and go waste someone else's time.
>be willing (and physically able) to have at least 3 children.
>no children
>no smoking
>no drinking
>no drugs
>no tattoos
>no male friends or male bff, even if they are gay
>no piercings, could let some slip by if they are not trashy, but don't push your luck.
>no dyed hair, or at least not unnatural colors
>no history of cheating
>no feminists
>not raised in a single-parent household
>parent MUST haven been married for longer than you have been alive.
>doesn't take birth control or at least not as a replacement for sweets
>glasses are a plus
>long hair is a plus
>ideal weight: 40ishkg to 60kg, could go higher depending on how cute you are.
>ideal height: 160cm to 170cm, could go lower but you better be cute
>all races allowed except: black, asian, indian. Could let slip some if you are mix-raced and light-skinned enough, don't get your hopes up tho.
>MUST have a sense of humor

If you are legit looking for a gf I can promise you won't find what you're looking for here.

Retard.

Yeah being a girl is easy mode we know that. Now fuck off attention whore.

I’m not chill at all. I just punched a hole in my wall because I felt like it.

Fail ass troll. You didn’t graduate trolling school, did you?

The right sort of wrong, so it's fine. Good even.

>no pics
Congratulations. No one cares. Tits or GTFO

>get sixteen marriage proposals in first hour
Of these 10 will abuse you in the first month, 3 in the first year and there is a solid chance that the remaining 3 will do something rape-y if not murder-y.

So your point is?

Bitch buy a gun LOL

Only increases the likelihood to get murdered.

No it fucking don't. Of course some of those who buy one are more likely the type to gunfight and that is why they get one. The numbers do lie.

>The numbers do lie.
They sure don't. Now try to find a better source than your butt or some lobby bullshit.

not sure what type of dude would want to be with a woman they have never seen or spoke to.

Welcome to the Interwebz!

My source is logic. I can give a fuck about getting into a my numbers vs your numbers pissing contest. You can believe whatever you are spoon fed if you cannot think for yourself. Data is interpreted with agendas in mind based on initial hypotheses. It totally makes sense "live by the sword, die by the sword." That doesn't mean that owning a sword makes you more likely to die.

>My source is logic.
A pretty incomplete one.

>That doesn't mean that owning a sword makes you more likely to die.
It doesn't do much against anyone who would want to kill you (people generally don't announce it, you know) AND adds the chance to die by an accident. Not to forget the chance to injure someone else by accident.