I'm going to kms

If you really want to do it, I've heard the helium method is painful and borderline euphoric. Don't get caught halfway through and talking about how life is pain with chipmunk voice

Shit don’t work homie

Your existence is painful because of you. You have the ability to change it, but you are so miserable and hopeless you're gonna choose DEATH, a concept you have no IDEA what lies after.

I hope you kill yourself and it's the worst thing you could ever know. Bitch.

How? Maybe I'm not paying attention.

Ok I've made a decision if you here back from me tomorrow I faild if you don't I'm died.

Why don't you try a homeless adventure tonight? You may like it. Life isn't really the illusion we are meant to believe.

On some weird scale its found that explosions are the quickest death with the smallest scaled pain, with a shotgun blast to the head being the second.
You could always mess up a chemisrtry experiment in your room.
I think pain killers is probably the most painless, but its said that the chances of success with that method are slim. You need some cancer level shit, and coming back from it would hurt like a bitch.
I also remember someone telling me a long time ago that lava burns your nerves so fast that you cant feel pain at all as you die.

Go to the coldest area in your state and lay down waiting for your death.

Carbon Monoxide

Hate yourself just enough to continue torturing yourself by getting up in the morning.

You're welcome

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This doesn't work dumbass lmao

no, you just want to give up because life is too hard and you dont want to make any effort.

probably hilarious when people hear you gasping for air.

While we're on the subject, how painful is throwing myself in front of a train gonna be? What are the odds that I survive?

>Therapists are failed psychologists
what did he mean by this

There would be a lot more of them if there was a quick and painless way. You will have to pick your poison

This thread is fucked. Go to the hospital OP.

my brother did it and he died instantly.

Just dont get scared before it hits you because you might dive in self presevation and decapitate yourself and it would be painful for the minute you live.

Basically if you go by train, Commit.

Also, its a selfish way to go because the train driver will be traumatized and the clean up crew will hate you as its very messy.

I had all that happen to me and nearly did what your about to do.

And yet im still here.

I didnt because i told myself to keep going even though it felt futile because ill die one day anyway, might as well keep going until it happens.

Maybe im just too much of a coward to do it, i dont know.

Just do something else OP. run away, change your name, move do a diffrent continent. Fuck it. At least if you die on the way it was more intresting than dying in a shitty room nby yourself...