ITT general advice for life

hello schizophrenia poster

Humping is fun but it is really on the bottom of the list of anything that matters and not even worth having feelings or making decisions about. Can't believe that this subject actually runs and ruins lives.

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..But I need help, can't put Watch case back on. Any Suggestions?

Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both.

Wink at that girl staring at you, as you miss 100% of the shots you dont take. Lifes too short to be wishing you took that one opportunity..

We are everything yet nothing all at the same time. it is quite paradoxically ironic, isn't it? We are essentially the universe experiencing itself.

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My advice: You learn by living.
If you don't do something, you'll never make it. Can't do it? Try and learn until you can.

Go with the flow and truly know yourself in order to make yourself truly happy

Learn to recognize when you're stuck in a feedback loop of failure.
Trust your own judgement above others'.
Figure out your learning style and insist on doing things in a way compatible with it.
Lots of people will try to make you look stupid/lazy if you ask them do things for you, even if it's their job.

Women are children.
They lack the morality that a man have, and that's why as soon as they are empowered, it all goes to shit.
Women use the government as a surrogate husband, so as soon as they get empowered, the state grows too much, and you will end up under a dictatorial regime before it breaks cause it's retarded.
Be ALWAYS wary of women.
They are the breakers of civilizations with their monstous child-like innocence in an adult human body.
The sooner you understand this, the better.

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*tips fedora*

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Everything else itt is pretty much just bitter, jaded faggots

Study law or get a degree on it even as a side degree.

Fail often and fail hard. Try everything, and keep your expectations as low to the ground, as possible. Fail, like a motherfucker, because that is how you learn. they more shit you try, the more you will fail, but the more experience you will gain. you will become wise and powerful in ways you cannot even conceive of.

You know why scars are so sexy? because the person who got that scar was trying something. And if they kept trying, then that person learned something. Knowledge, confidence, experience, mastery, these things only come from doing. Doing comes from trying. Every time you try, you risk failing, so get used to it.

You don't understand what that guy means, then. You should stick your dick in crazy. it would be a good learning experience

>truth
that shit about "find something to be grateful for, everyday" actually works. looking at the bright side is training. when you are in a shitty situation, that is when all that optimistic bullshit kicks in and you turn into the hardest motherfucker, on Earth. Nothing can break you, when you can always find a way out, a way past, a way through. Resilience is the greatest talent, in the world, and it comes from reminding yourself, everyday, that there is something good to be happy about

do not listen to this idiot. misogyny is a curse on the misogynist. this person's world is darker, smaller, and sadder for his irrational hatred of women. A woman is a person, just like you. she has a different apportionment of attributes, but they are the same attributes as yours. learn to make the most of everyone around you, and encourage everyone around you, and that investment of time and kindness will come back to you.

>Tips on workflow:
Make lists about your goals, short term, long term and your wants
Write down your important thoughts
Keep yourself motivated through rewards but don't spoil yourself
Take pauses
Raise your standards every time you achieve something
You don't need a schedule but be mindful of what you spend your time on, don't 8 hour binge things, it's not only unhealthy but it's going to kill your momentum too.
Do not feel bad for failure but always try your best, you're going to suck a lot before you git gud, focus on how much you enjoy the activity and you won't mind the result as much.

>Social/relationship advice
Talk to people you drifted away from, the worst that could happen is things will stay the same, in the best case you'll regain a friend you missed.
Be able to tell when you're wrong, knowing when to say sorry is very important, refuse to do it and you'll seem overly proud and that makes you less approachable, say it too much and you'll look emotionally weak, which if you are people will take advantage of.
Talk to strangers instead of looking at your phone outside, you might make a new friend

>Dating advice:
Flirt! Flirt a lot with different people, attracting somebody is only a matter of time if you do it with confidence, you can get great partners even if you don't look too good if you have a good approach
Know who you want to be with "I just want them to love me back" is a trap with abusive partners, get someone you really like instead of just some fuckbuddy that has power over you
Be happy by yourself before you date someone, if they're the key to making you happy then you'll become codependent, if they ever leave you'll suffer relapse, it's not a good situation all around, so don't think "I could only be happy if I was with someone else"

These always worked for me when I fell behind, hope it helps someone else

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Learn about common cognitive distortions and logical fallacies, then practice finding them in your own thoughts.

Nobody can control their thoughts or feelings, but we can choose how to react to them. Study the relationship between your thoughts, your feelings, and your actions. They all influence each other.

Don't be ugly or short. Those two will reduce your chances of success to nothing

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Stop putting so much energy into memes

Here’s a tip: Jow Forums is a terrible place to seek advice

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Clean your room

Just because you're hungry, doesn't mean you gotta eat.

Stop looking for advice and reading self help without actually doing anything. No new magic advice will ever save you

Maybe being a pathetic pussy has something to do with that.