Essay

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Yes, this is an exercise in being contrarian.

"It is the mark of an educated mind to hold an idea, but not take it on yourself"

Talk about benefits of forced labour for infrastructure projects (Gulags) quote Gulag Archipelago.

Talk about the better prioritization of the affairs of State - and develop an argument about how the romanov's failed to coordinate russian labour and capital to fight ww1. Juxtapose with Stalins annexation of Poland.

got it

Yes, if you need to quote death statistics like Maos 100 Million, force the question, would it have been more under an alternate system?

oh thats good one

its an excellent diet

And also, unironically argue the "it wasn't real communism" and highlight the West's subterfuge of the bloc

Make sure you don't overdo the redpilling. You're there for a grade, not to make a stand.

i'll try lol

Just write it and say that millions of deaths is not so bad when you think about it

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ye it's gonna be extremely sarcastic essay

any more ideas?

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Sarcastic?

ye dunno

How about making a thesis that we are currently living in a communist society, and its not so bad.
One can point to the Federal Reserve and the centralization of the time value of money.
Or the Welfare State that was borne of communist ideology. How about the Hegalian Dilect (roots in communist ideology) use in provide a docile (i mean safe and secure) society.

Yea actually, if i were to unironically write this essay the title would be.
Communism: Kill from the Grave
how the ideology with the most haters had the most to say about improving lives of the masses during the 20th century

The thesis would be. If communism was really that bad, why did we adopt the welfare state, why did we centralize interest rates, and why are we tolerant of the military industrial complex

gonna steal the title

I'm honoured
I was also thinking Capitalism: Killed from the Grave

I was being serious m8

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okay imma write that seriously

>sure there was mass starvation, but it wasn't that bad
>sure there was mass enslavement into the gulag system, but it wasn't that bad
>sure they murdered millions of their own citizens, but it wasn't that bad
>sure the leaders lived like kings while everyone else lived in terror, but it wasn't that bad

gonna include that

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Say it's a jewish conception and that that's a good thing.

Hegelian Dialectics is rooted in mathematical logic and got its roots from a man who was smarter than any other during that time. Marxists, scientists, philosophers, law makers, capitalists, and obviously mathematicians employ it. Your Geist is weak

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nice
gonna include quotes too

Where do you go to school?

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le private info
and no not in america nor Russia

Its not about achieving the the purest degree of truth we can fair and correct user. Here were concerned with positioning our thesis according to Miss. neo-marxist educators demands. In this case we use the Hegelian dilact to stage for Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel himself, one of Marx's prime influencers.

and a wiki post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Wilhelm_Friedrich_Hegel

Just say that Communism is a fantasy but a pleasant one.

it would be awesome if someone wrote the whole essay cause im lazy ass and sleepy

wrote that i disagree with that statement and think that its bad

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do you even academic integrity?

Focus on how the small % of the population were killed.

Then the small % that were starved to death in the holodomor.

Then mention how this thinning of the population was very good for Jews and Israel.

in bad i mean communism

im gonna write down
@user

Include how the most corrupt people ALWAYS rise to power in communism. Capitalism is a slow rot where it takes the wealthy several generations to buy the country.

Wtf op get started. Type your introduction and post it here.

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Just list all the most horrible things done in the name of communism and then say, “and that is why communism is not that bad”

its fockin 4AM and i wanna sleep god damn it

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good idea lol

Communism isn't that bad, as long as you're ok with starvation.

You can get creative.

that's exactly what i lack

ok how should i start intro?

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Best way to reduce overpopulation. No people, no problem.

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What you should do next time you see your professor.

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Concentrate on it's murderous history, the Holodomor, it's ultimate collapse due to ideological rigidity and economic failure.

Here is a list to get some numbers from. Start from the bottom and work your way up the higher numbers.

Write it like this..
Intro:
>Here is a list of reasons why communism is not that bad.
Body:
>The People's Democratic Republic of Yemen was a communist regime.
>Between the years of 1969 and 1990 an estimated 1000 people died under this regime thanks to communism.
Then do the same with the next one etc until you have listed them all.

Conclusion:
>Under these communist regimes approximately 149,469,610 people died and that is why communism is not that bad.

Make it Tongue in cheek

Forgot the link:
scottmanning.com/content/communist-body-count/

Email your dean.

nice thanks
saved my skin

Maybe switch “people died” with “people were killed”

Write it sarcastically. "Communism only killed 100 million people in 100 years. That's probably less than the bubonic plague." "Communism solved the problem of inequality: sure everybody was poor (except the ruling class), but don't bother me with details." "The communists sent homosexuals to the gulags, but we all know that Stalin and Mao were secretly gay lovers [cite tumblr], so they totally didn't mean it."

okie
anything else i can type in body

love it

How would they know?
It's never been tried.

ik it's shit im bad with essays just tell me what to add or remove or make it better

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test

agree

"More than 100 million dead" in 64-pt font

Nope, because the moment it fails...BOOM not real socialism.

I wish communists had killed 100 million kikes successfully. They certianly wanted too. There is nothing Jews HATE more than communism.

eh so about essay
anyone?

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Prescribe it as a diet plan.

Comedic, I’m afraid your grades are about to die.

wrote in brackets on top lol

yeet noice

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It doesn’t look like English is your first language, maybe you can guilt trip your professor into giving an A to the immigrant.
You gotta Jew the Jew.

It's not that bad...in theory.
When commies say that real communism has never been tried, they're telling the truth.
Communism is a stateless, classless society, which can obviously never exist. If such a thing could exist, it wouldn't be so bad, but it can't.
So you can right your essay on how "real communism has never been tried," because it's technically true.

dunno m8 i'll figure smthing out

i think imma add that shit

>communism is not that bad
So there is an implication that it is indeed bad. What are the circumstances around this, nothing doxable obviously. Seems like an odd prompt unless its assumed you dislike gommunism and it's being used as a tool to try to get you to take a side you're uncomfortable with, which if it is the case, the snarky sarcasm wont land like you expect

You could write a satirical piece extolling the virtues of communism from the point of view of a reeducation camp manager.

"Under communism, the right to work is guaranteed, even for the criminals and those who fail to properly appreciate the wisdom of the party line. Education is likewise guaranteed and is much more comprehensive than the one provided in the capitalistic west. In the capitalistic countries, people usually go to school to learn a limited set of facts about the world. Not so under glorious communism. Under communism, there is not a single gray cell in a student's mind that is left untouched by Marxism. Whereas in the west the student is left to wonder and drift all alone in the chaos of the world, free to make the wrong choices and be led astray, free to meander into the confines of his own private mind, the communist student is wisely shielded from such danger. Always and at all time is his mind turned toward the Party, toward the collective. There is no place in his soul for the shadow of a private thought. To say private thought is to say private property, and to say private property is to say selfishness, and selfishness is the God of capitalism. Under communism, we learn that the means of production must be collective. But we have gone further. Just as the material world is collectivized, so is the mind of our student."

"Under communism, the individuals is left much freer to be productive, as his political life is taken care of by the vanguard of the party. Why should the worker burden themselves with political matters when the Party already disposes of the best people and resource to decipher the will of the proletariat? This leaves the worker free to be a worker."

etc.

we'll see

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hm okay gonna add that

the teacher would just think he's being serious and give him high marks for being such a good communist goy

It needs work. It's kind of obvious in the state it's in.

You seem very young, I'm pretty sure your teacher isn't gonna believe you know anything about the concept of a party vanguard.

People will no longer have diabetes or heart disease seeing as they will not have enough food to create those conditions.
Communism is not that bad.

oh yeeeeaaaaa

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Write about how many commies communism has killed, give examples, talk about the examples.

It's not. Race is significantly more important. Capitalist USA was #1. Communist Russia was a close #2. What do they have in common? They're both white countries.

Communism is great for losing weight.
If you're claustrophobic in crowded spaces, communism is a great solution to that problem.
Communist countries do great in the Olympics because all of the weak and elderly will die off very quickly, and their strongest citizens perform well because they are deliberately kept well-fed by the government.
If your society is full of vampires, communism will kill them all because people will become anemic from lack of food.
Your carbon footprint will be reduced because everybody who drives cars will get killed off first, and because nobody will be able to find new car parts (see: Cuba.)
In a communist country, any non-patriots will die quickly and thus will not become a long-term problem.
Welfare will no longer be a drain on society because society will collapse under communism.
Etc, etc...

Quite frankly, e-mail your dean, and send a copy of the rubric and proof that this is a required essay to your favorite right-wing media outlet. This shit needs to be exposed... you'll get a better outcome than if you play into your opponent's hands and write an essay that you know won't grade any higher than a 40%.

It's equally realistic as anarcho-capitalism.

lel noice

shut up cracker

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well fuck i guess its the end
thanks for helping me anons

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>communism is not that bad
define bad, and define communism.
then try to separate the idealism from the pragmatism and see if any communism actually even remains.
if communism remains in the realm of idealism and therefore in the realm of theory then it is good sure. because it's just theory and may never come to fruition.