Any dirt on this guy?

>half syrian
>Spiritual groupie
>Incorporates enigmatic occult symbology into business and related trivia
>Went on a meditation retreat to some back water dump in Asia
>Most likely was in contact with monks or a similar character type
>Probably took drugs
>Died of cancer because of cognitive dissonance and or incompetence

In between all of that, I have read that he was in to the new age stuff. Which he used btw as a base line for different out looks he strived to standardize. The computer being one.

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He was a fucking hippy and Apple has sucked since he's been gone.

Very Jew.

Joins apple and Jews manipulate markets.

Wtf he’s whiter than me.

I seriously cannot find out if this is ashton kutcher or not

hes probably a good guy on the inside because he really liked the beatles to the point of copying and then later having to pay $500M for their company's name. All good guys like the beatles. just look at charles manson, hes got a swastika on his forehead so you just know hes kosher

Holy shit. I'm half syrian, and i swear to god I thought this was a picture of me. I'm bipolar, becoming increasingly narcissistic and have a really fucking high profile technical job. Maybe he was my cousin or something. Pic related.

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How can people be half Syrian/black/Asian/etc and be white?

I have no idea, but I'm considered white. Family is finish / Irish, but great grandparents on dads side were full syrian, fled some war the french started or something.

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>Any dirt on this guy

Dude, yes, what are you talking about? Steve Jobs might be the biggest asshole the tech industry ever saw. He was notorious for it, probably prided himself on it.

>don’t be Muslims
>become successful
Lots of sand niggers are mostly white genetically after 40 generations of buying slavic slaves and interbreeding with them, where do you think high caste Turks come from?

Shitty father to his bastard daughter, named a computer after her (Lisa) but denied it was named for her

supposedly this was the only book he had on his ipad (he also supposedly gifted it to poeople)

I've read the book, its not that bad. But still cant figure out why Jobs was obsessed with it.

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It is a great book desu.

>Any dirt on this guy
Yea, above his grave

He was a White Syrian genius.

He was know for poor person hygiene back in his Atari days - made him work the night shift.

Crusader states and/or luck

I thought it was Ashton Kutcher .

>any dirt on steve jobs
If they didn't cremate or entomb him I imagine there's quite a bunch of dirt on him, or at least on his casket.

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Wanted to cure his cancer/aids whatever with "alternative treatments". Didn't work out so well hahaha.

Arabs are caucasiod so they mix better than most.

Discussed his massive drug use. Raised by American white working people in northern California. Children appear completely white as his wife Powell.
Areas of Syria, Lebanon are somewhat whiter than sicily or albania. Just the nature of the Mediterranean. He was overated, but the smartphone is an enormous legacy.

He was a salesman, not a genius. Woz was the original brains. Everything else he simply rode the coattails of people much smarter than himself.

FUCK THIS GUY. All of his products were designed with his presentation in mind. He was a perpetual Orphan who wanted the world to accept him in lieu of his parents who rejected him - which messed him up. All of his body language at every product unveiling (the first sighting of any of these products) was him hugging the thing, leaning on it VERY heavily, encasing himself into it, grasping it towards him, having it embedded in his lap. HE WAS THE PRODUCT. He was trying to sell himself, buy a little miniature Steve Jobs and put it in your pocket 24/7 - ACCEPT ME - buy a miniature Steve Jobs and put it on your desk 24/7 - ACCEPT ME - and so on. If you ever use an Apple product for a while you are sort of dazzled for a short while and then you realise it was all designed to look extremely tantalizing just for the product unveiling video to the world - all to aid Steve Job's psychology about being rejected as a child. Would not recommend. All Apple products are shit. iPad pro large version is alright (after he died) but it probably would have been made by a different company if Apple never existed and probably be 10x better. Fuck this Hack Job

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Get back on your meds schizo

Then again who knows if that was just to sell product or not. Maybe he just found a way to weaponize it. Who knows at this point. You've got to admire the guy for starting something so huge and a company like that, but the products feel so lacking like some kind of con job. I don't think you can even multitask apps on an iPad or iPhone to this day - proof they don't give a shit about anything but the product unveiling ceremony. Right from the beginning style over substance. Elizabeth Holmes just saw the real Steve Jobs we failed to see and emulated him. He was a fucking dick to Elon rocket man as well which seems like a major red flag - because what could you possibly hate that guy for? What the fuck did this rocket making guy do to make you try and fuck with him? Major fucking red flag. Fuck this hyper liberal tim cook faggot as well

I'm drunk learn the difference retard

Are you me?

Steve Jobs had a very clear vision of where he wanted technology to go, and happened to hire people and foster a work environment that produced pretty incredible results. We can shit on him all we want, but imagine if Apple had never existed and the computing market was left to those incompetent fucks at Microsoft. This might be as much a condemnation of our times as it is praise for Apple, but the iPod (especially the later generations when it moved away from just being a music player), iPhone and iPad are some of the last truly disruptive technological innovations. Everything since 2005 has basically been companies riffing and iterating on Jobs' last few neat ideas.

Honestly I don't think the iPad gets enough credit in terms of impact. Jobs took an idea that Microsoft spectacularly failed at, Palm could only sell to a niche business audience, etc and berated and screamed at his engineers until they actually made the concept viable for a normal person to use in daily life. If you really think about it, that thing absolutely changed the way the vast majority of people interact with technology.

WOw i have never seen him young, he looks exactly like Ashton Kutcher. Also, no homo for such a rich nerd he is quite goodlooking, unlike bill gates who looks like a dork

Being an asshole isn’t dirt. All successful people have to be assholes to get to the top

A jewish conman who's given to much credit than what he deserves, he didn't invent anything he was just very good at doing (((business))) and make products appealing to people basically. That's enough dirt I think.

Steve’s way, is the true path... follow and you’ll see the light.

Not even close to being european

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I mean, other than dating an aging Hollywood actress that Bruce Willis decimated for years, I don't have a problem with him.

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kek.

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>I have read that he was in to the new age stuff. Which he used btw as a base line for different out looks he strived to standardize. The computer being one.
are you stupid my man?

I disagree.

We're not talking asshole, as in "blunt", and "offensive"... I mean asshole, as in thieving. The man stole ideas from other people, left and right, never giving any credit, and he would attribute it to "just business". Fuck that. And fuck anyone who defends it.

Impregnated hes gf and then dumped her.
Scammed Wozniak multiple times.
Had some retarded ideas about hardware design they had to fire him.
He sucked designing boards and chips constantly needed help.

It's his dad

>stole ideas

Not possible. You can't own ideas user.

Genetics are fucking crazy. Knew a girl in college that was drop dead gorgeous blonde hair blue eyes and her dad was the darkest nigger from Kenya ever. Stopped talking to her the day I found,that out.

> Any dirt on this guy?

About 6 feet

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Yes, you can. It's called trademarking.

Problem is, people didn't expect he would rob them, so they either didn't trademark their ideas when pitching them, or Jobs would tweak their ideas just enough to not give them the credit they deserved. Basically, the douche took advantage of his soullessness and felt he was doing nothing wrong. Quite the contrary.

Why is anyone defending this ass clown? Are you that fucking strung out on capitalism? The shit he used to pull makes EA look like a standup company, by comparison.

Things that never happened for $6,000,000

Show one example of this

Lol.

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Fuck off

Shut up nigger.

This. Everybody else is talking about Jews lol

Wtf that's funny

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Someone is flummoxed

There’s a movie about this only it’s the dude whose mom is black and the chick dips

Is Ashton Kutcher actually Steve Jobs?

>flag
>"wtf he's whiter than me"

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I really wouldn't be surprised

user delivered the truth
top kek

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read your own damn propaganda ass hole look how close the syrian dot is next to the euro cluster

yeah that's Kelso from That 70's Show

Is that Ashton Kutchers older brother?
>never heard of her....

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Steve Jobs got rich by using meditation techniques to create and develop new products.

This was his secret.

He spent weeks in an empty room meditating, and then one day he was like Here is my new creation, an iPod.


Meditation was his method of creating these products, which went on to make 500 million dollars per year for Apple and the US economy.

Basically, this is how meditation can be used to get rich and to improve the entire economy.

your words don't match your graph, genius.

>Basically, this is how meditation can be used to get rich and to improve the entire economy.
W R O N G
This is how you destroy the future of a once great nation.....

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>3Com was underrated

I liked 2 and a half men tho

He did not die of cancer tho.
It was actually AIDS and his leaked medical records proved it.

Wins

He was crazy.

He had some kind of obsessive disorder. Part of that was a spiritual interest which he filled with his esoteric indianism.

It was a kind of combination between spiritual materialism.

Anyway he and his family spent weeks arguing over whether to purchase a european or american style clothes washer

Apple products are overpriced garbage that appeals to niggers who go into debt to afford them, Steve jewbs didn't invent anything, he created more cancer and then he eventually got cancer himself.

Thats the joke about visionaries. They always make it look so easy and yet theyre always the one to do it, not anyone else

It takes a kind of metaphysical incantation most are not capable of

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Andy Kaufman did the same thing I think

The internet should have remained inaccessible and unfriendly to the masses.
An intellect barrier that makes everything seem arcane to outsiders would be ideal. Fuck being streamlined and user friendly. Making everything easy is making people into morons.

>overpriced

Yes, although in some select cases no. The new iMac Pro is cheaper than buying like-for-like PC components and assembling them yourself, for instance.

>garbage

Increasingly so post-Jobs. The company is becoming a fashion brand more than a reliable source of laptops and colour-calibrated monitors.

>Steve Jewbs didn't invent anything

No, he didn't - but he understood on some level what people needed from computers and surrounded himself with skilled individuals who could make that happen. If you believe Apple was a fluke, Look into NeXT. He also founded Pixar.

Completely agree. I do not condone Jobs' quest to make the internet and IT devices accessible to all, but I can't take the achievement of understanding how to do that and then finding the talent to implement his concepts away from him.

One thing I will say in Jobs' defence is that he was extremely respectful of end-user privacy, it wasn't until he was on his deathbed that Nvidia and Intel chipsets started finding their way into Apple products.

Married a 40 year old lady while having the oppurtuinity to slay all the young pussy he could handle. He's gay

He was good in that 70s show but it was hard to take him seriously when he tried to play other roles after that. He fell into the typecasting trap and never really recovered.

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Agreed

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