So i pushed a mini carrot up my ass and can't get it out

So i pushed a mini carrot up my ass and can't get it out.
I dont want to go to the hospital and there are no drugstores open to buy laxatives, what can i do?

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Sugar free gummy bears or wait it out

Wait until you have to shit, of course.

Nothing. Enjoy your carrot suppository.

i've never known anyone who needed to get vitamin A in them so urgently.

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It will almost certainly come out on its own eventually

I can't fucking sit, and cant get it out

Squat and cough

There is only one way to get it out, you will need to put more vegetables in your anus.

This. You will need to use potato, asparagus and onion. Cube the vegetables before inserting them in the anus and they will push the carrot out.

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just drink a fuckload of apple cider, it'll find its way out

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Don't forget the meat so user can shit out a whole dinner.

Went to a hospital when I lost a pen cap up there. I was in high school and had to ask my dad to drive me to the emergency room while I was bawling my eyes out.
There was no method to any of it, I literally walked in, got a hand up my ass, and I was walking out five minutes later. Just go if you're actually afraid of something happening.

>Went to a hospital with often cap in ass
>dad drove me to emergency room >bawling my eyes out
>walked in, got a hand up my ass, walked out
Hahahaha fuck. Routine day for doctors, day of disappointment and regret for your father

Why a mini carrot? If you're going to defile yourself with a veggie at least make it long so you can keep a grip.

I recommend chicken or beef broth some potatoes, celery may help.

Wait until you shit it out? This is a baby carrot, right? It's not as if it has sharp edges it can perforate your bowel with, you should be able to shit it out the next time you have to go with little to no consequences.

Hospitals deal with this kind of shit every day. Just go there.

Lettuce remind you that if you really feel the need to Turnip the heat on your beet off sessions, to use an actual dildo

>anons about to cook an entire pot roast dinner in his ass

Slow cooked in the anus and shat out into servings.

The anus is not a vagina, never put anything untapered into your colon. The vagina stops at the cervix walls, your colon keeps going up to your small intestine and if that blocks off you're looking at death or very serious health complications. This is why anal dildos have a base.