Brit/pol/ - Professional NEETing Edition

All the food banks shut around my area. You can't have him he's mine, I'll starve otherwise.

i think this was a poor time to prepare links. Didnt realise how late it was. At least we have an easy-post batch for the morning edition.

Mice and rats carry lymes disease amongst other things. They're not recommended eating user.

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Reading it, the first thing which bothers me with the Cooper Bill is simply how short it is, because it means it's extremely weak on details and this means it conversely adds a really large wedge to Brexit, as if were needed.

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Night everyone. Fuck the EU.

Has anyone ever ID'd that rifle?

And if not we can all just kill ourselves and not bother

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goodnight

NHS heads threatened to sue one of England’s most admired hospitals for libel, for raising concerns that privatising a key element of cancer treatment would endanger patients’ health.

In an extraordinary move NHS England tried to stop Oxford University hospitals (OUH) NHS trust opposing its controversial decision to let a private firm take charge of cancer scanning.

Lawyers for NHS England said the trust’s concerns, which were shared by doctors, MPs of all parties and cancer patients, amounted to defamation. The view was in a legal letter the NHS sent to OUH, which was seen by the Guardian.

NHS England’s solicitors, DAC Beachcroft, issued the warning last August. It came when relations between the body that runs England’s health service and the Oxford trust had become very strained over the former’s decision to take the contract for PET-CT scanning services away from OUH and hand it to InHealth.

That triggered a huge outcry. The weight of criticism forced NHS England into a U-turn last week and the two PET-CT scanners are now to stay in OUH’s Churchill hospital rather than be moved to a new facility. However, InHealth is still being given the contract to provide the service.

Anneliese Dodds, the Labour MP for Oxford East, whose constituency includes the Churchill, condemned NHS England’s threat to sue OUH, calling it scandalous. She had received the letter from an OUH whistleblower.

She said: “I am appalled that NHS England sought to prevent clinicians from offering an informed opinion about privatising Oxford’s PET-CT scan service.”

Dodds said it was absolutely unacceptable “that experts, who work directly in the provision of care for cancer patients, feel constrained from speaking out because of NHSE’s actions”.

Senior figures at OUH claim the veiled threat was part of a pattern of “bullying and intimidation” that NHS England used towards it to try to cajole it into keeping quiet over the PET-CT deal.

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The Guardian can also reveal that OUH’s chief executive, Bruno Holthof, was left shaken after the NHS England chairman at the time, Sir Malcolm Grant, rang him to warn the trust not to mount a legal challenge to the switch to a contract with InHealth, despite the Churchill’s international reputation for providing cancer care.

Senior figures at OUH were left stunned at the heavy handed tactics when Holthof told them recently about his call with Grant. OUH dropped plans to contest NHS England’s decision after the conversation.

DAC Beachcroft wrote to Gowling WLG, the trust’s lawyers, on 14 August, referencing OUH’s view that “NHS England will be aware that [because it had decided to award InHealth the contract], it has put patient safety at risk, and severely compromised the provision of cancer care and research in the health system, in both the short and long term”. DAC Beachcroft responded to that view, saying: “NHS England does not accept that the result of this procurement puts patient safety at risk or compromises the provision of cancer care and research in the health system. We are bound to put you on notice that any statement in those or similar terms would be defamatory if repeated to any third party.”

This is thought to be the first time NHS bosses have threatened a trust with the law of libel.

Disclosure of NHS England’s behaviour towards OUH comes as Oxfordshire county council’s health oversight and scrutiny committee prepares to meet on Thursday to investigate how and why InHealth came to be awarded the contract.

NHS England defended its tactics. “Taxpayers would rightly take a dim view of an NHS hospital diverting funding on to lawyers’ fees for legal action against another part of the NHS, and Oxford University hospitals were right not to attempt to do so,” said a spokesperson.

They might as well wrote 'FUCK BREXIT' in big capital letters.
It's nothing more than another attempt by remaining MP's to sabotage brexit, and this time it worked.

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Adrian Harris, professor of medical oncology at the University of Oxford, warned that cancer patients having a PET-CT scan in future, in either Swindon or Milton Keynes, in mobile units InHealth was setting up there as part of its new contract, would have poorer quality scans than those offered at the Churchill hospital.

“Patients ... will have a two-tier system, one in hospital car parks with poor access machines – the Oxford patients [will get better scans] at the Churchill. The new scanners at Oxford are 10 times more sensitive than mobile ones,” Harris said in a letter to local MPs.

You think that The Lords will let Cooper go down as the woman who stopped Brexit?

the bbc axed nadiyas 'mecca pilgramidge' series. I was surprised by this as it would be perfect for them to look very progressive.

Don't do it, you have so much to live for

So what's the summary of recent events lads, had a bit of a snooze so I need and update.

treat yourself to something nice. yolo

whilst wearing her electronic tag

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I wonder if they know I’m taking the piss out of them

>criminal allowed to vote

Cooper amendment means we cant leave on no deal if passed by the lords tomorrow. She won it by 1 vote.

Is she actually tagged? Fucking lmao

>Constituency votes 71% leave
>Elected on a mandate to leave
>Passes bill that ends brexit
Odds on her getting COXED?

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Well first the world was all frozen over and then came the dinosaurs

could have been a tie if she was still in prison

I think the Lords would be happy to be gifted with any chance to block Brexit no matter who were the face of it, honestly.

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The next GE, im betting 99% UKIP will win a seat in my town. My tory MP was caught in a scandal last year so have a guess where I'm from.

>>Coopers' Bill (No deal dead)
>publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2017-2019/0371/19371.pdf
It's only "dead" on April 12 now if May and the EU can agree another extension. But no deal would still be the default option in the case of well, no deal, to any extension

You will have to narrow it down

I thought they were bin bags for a second

She genuinely has an electronic tag on yeah and I read somewhere that this means whenever she enters the Commons she sets off the security metal detector and has to be patted down for principle. She also would've breached her curfew attending the vote.

Worth betting that UKIP will get over 50% of the vote share in the upcoming european parliament election?

Was caught sexting his mistress. The text were very explicit

Good times, wish we could go back

A lot of MPs committed political suicide tonight. It seems that they don't mind sacrificing their careers as politicians just so long as they drag us down with them. But yeah, the Tories are finished in the next GE, as are people like Yvette who betrayed their own constituency.

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I bet she gets away with it

Ukip?! What a bunch of bloody racists!!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6883063/MPs-Cooper-Letwin-plan-stop-No-Deal-delay-Brexit-knife-edge-315-310-vote.html

Relevant including bill that just passed

JUST TELL US!!!!!!!! AHHH CAN'T BE BOVVAD TO GEWGUL N SHIT

Think about it, how long would the Lords last if we stayed in the EU.

>Tommy Robinson will be an MEP

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They're fucking themselves by splitting the vote between UKIP and that BREXIT party
Also fucking Sargon is now the face of UKIP, wtf is going on

>Sticks his Jeremy Hunt covered finger in your bumnholes

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Indeed
Fuckity bye

There's a lot of Ginger Slags isn't there, plus a Regionally neutral English Accent goes far apparently.
Someone needs to dismantle the Terrorist State user!
0% Her losing her seat though? very high.
I've paid little attention to UKIP for a while though outside of Carl of Swindon joining has UKIP sorted out it's candidate selection? Because last time I checked nearly all of them were absolute scum, cunts or somehow always looking prone to scandal or a fight.

A CHOYLD MR JUNCKER
A FAKKIN CHOYLD

I had no hope it would happen but I’m still disappointed

My thoughts too however UKIP are fully formed compared to the brexit party. Dont think they will be on the ballot paper if there is a snap GE

Now what?
We wait till 2022 and try again I guess?

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He's a kike shill, nothing but controlled oppo.

WE MAKE MARMITE

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they got the highest share last time round in 2014
UKIP 27%
Layyba 25%
Tories 23%

Surely every leave voter who is pissed off at the current state of Brexit will vote for UKIP

She is voting for her job in the EU Parliament & then the Lords, th bill that was drawn up has no legal standing in a court of law & in any case Maybot will never put through no deal anyway. Once Maybot is gone then the real PM can stand up for the UK (if there is one).

AHHHHHH CAHHHHHHHN' BE BOVVAD!

Got a job interview tomorrow but I'm so seething about all this that I can't sleep
Parliament literally killing my job prospects

>Splits the leave vote
Heh, nothing personnel Batten
(Actually it is)

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Why not build them by the hundred?

EU parliament? Shits a meme. House of commons is where you want to be.

52%

17.4 million voters is more than enough

Votes will be split between UKIP and Farage's Brexit party.

Fuck Farage btw. He knew he was the only thing keeping UKIP together and now he's not only fucked off from them, but has made his own party as direct competition against them, which just plays right into the mainstream parties' hands. Especially Labour, since barely anyone will vote for the Tories now. Farage has all but guaranteed Commie Corbyn will take over.

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Welp. No deal it is then
Fuck Yvette Cooper, your Brussels overlords have spoken
theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/03/eu-leaders-urged-to-refuse-may-appeal-for-further-brexit-delay

Honestly, the bar for entry for being a MEP is slow low that if anyone from brit/pol/ stood in an election, they'd stand a reasonable chance of winning.

Tommy Robinson MEP

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I fucking hope so, I hope she gets her head hacked off

Problem is, even if she does get coxed it will be turned against us and brexit will be officially cancelled.

ok
but either way, who cares?
if the UKIP + Brexit Party share is over 50%, surely that's a massive statement

yeah it's symbolic but we need some kind of victory right now

In Minecraft obviously

1776 ?

>But yeah, the Tories are finished in the next GE
Who the fuck are Leave supporters supposed to vote for instead, though? UKIP contested barely over half the seats in Parliament at the last election (mine was one of those they didn't contest). I think we'll be lucky to see Farage's new party contest even that much.

There's nobody I feel like I can vote for.

no, they're ruling out a SHORT extension

meaning either no deal or a longer extension
and obviously they will agree to may's request for a longer extension

all acording to (((plan)))

Farages party will be very small, just to get him voted in to Parliament. Won't affect UKIP at all

THEY ALREADY FUCKING DID IT BRAVO

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT THEY HAVEN'T KILLED BREXIT WHEN THEY HAD A FUCKING VOTE IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING COMMONS

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Good luck lad

Did you not read my post? The next GE will usher in an era of dystonia Communism for our country. Diane Abbott in a position of power and authority. If I didn't laugh, I'd cry. And I'll probably still cry anyway.

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write in
>Pepe the Frog

SATURDAY NIGHTS ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING

>Daily Mail spinning this as allowing even more chance of no deal happening and how bad that is
I fucking Geordie Grieg so fucking much.

>Brexit chaos causes Tommy Robinson, Sargon, Dankula and PJW to be elected as MEPs

what have we done to deserve this outcome? god must hate us

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I'm talkign abotu the upcoming EU parliament election, not the general election

Get some sleep mate. Save up some money from your job (hopefully you will get it) and leave this hell hole when you can.

Either way, the Tories have lost the Leave voters, which was where the majority of their electoral security came from. Whether it be UKIP or Farage's party, not a single Leave voter will ever trust the Tories again.

What a weird sort of motley crew.

>Adrian Norris
Sounds like a nonce name desu.

>Likes Trump
>Wants hard brexit
>Not controlled opposition
Why do we hate Sargon again?