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Don't stalk me bro

I woke up too early this morning because I fell asleep having a seizure and now it's the wee hours of the morning and there's birds achirping and I can't fall back to sleep and I'm also too comfy to move out my bed to turn my lights off.

Fuck I gotta get my shit together. I'm desperate, I'll do anything. This shit can't keep going on.

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How does a 160 lb. man lose to a 108 lb. man? How does it feel that you can't throw me over? How does it feel to get tossed by somebody the size of a middle school girl? How does it feel to be spat on? How does it feel to get smashed so hard across the face you go blind and stagger? How does it feel knowing you resorted to cheapshots and LOST?
How does it feel knowing that your body count and your bravado don't mean shit when I'm coming after you? How does it feel to know you're not the "alpha male" you claimed to be so many times? How does it feel to know that I could literally eat you in a state of nature?
How does that pavement taste? How's your headache? Picking me up by the collar? BIG mistake. I'm not so easy to hold onto with your nose and cheekbones caving in.
>"...I-I've lost weight...I need to start bulking up again..."
>"...I-I need to get back into lifting..."
I love how your version of an implied threat is that you're gonna get even bigger. Yeah, more useless muscle. That'll help you. Hell, go ahead and start taking classes at that boxing gym like you said you would. Not that you'd need them, considering what a badass you supposedly are.
How does it feel to know I purposefully held back in order to avoid killing you? How does it feel to know that your blows don't do shit to me? How does it feel to know that I took your balls? How does it feel knowing that you will NEVER close the sheer gap in muscle memory and strength between us? How does it feel to know you will NEVER be big enough to handle me?
How does it feel to be afraid, you sniveling, cringy, pathetic, murderous, child-abusing, psychopathic, dishonest, parasitic, solipsistic, thieving rat bastard? How does it feel to beg?
The next time you even motion to lay hands on me, the next time you threaten anyone, anywhere, I will crack your head against the nearest corner and scramble your brain like a fucking yolk.
KEK.

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Should I ask her our if she if obviously not interested in me anymore? I know I would get a no, it's not even me being pessimistic but just realistic. Maybe it would be healthy to get rejected? idk. I'm not even that interested in her anymore but a small part of me still clings on to the old love I had

How does it feel when your lady friend watches you get absolutely fucking stomped? How is it trying to get your dick up after that? How does it feel knowing that everybody who loves you cheered when they found out what I did to you?
Come on, man. I seriously just let you lay into me for a good few seconds while I was mulling over what to do with you. Is that really the best you've got? Is that seriously all 52 pounds of superfluous roid muscle does? I didn't even feel it.
Is that seriously all HGH does for you, man?
When I go to the store, everyone is bigger. The high schoolers are bigger. The middle schoolers are bigger. Asian middle school girls are bigger. Elementary schoolers are often bigger. I get fucking mogged by children. And you know what? I love it, just for the sheer level of insult that comes with losing to me. Because some people deserve not just pain, but pain in the most disrespectful possible fashion.
How does it feel knowing that I can absolutely DESTROY you without even trying? What does that make you? How pathetic is that? Can little girls beat you up, too?
Kids can pick me up, dude. Why can't you? I mean, to be fair, when my little cousin does it I don't renovate her face, but still.
You know, I'm starting to think maybe your talk is just talk. Maybe the reason you need these chest pounding rituals is because you're a beta and women always cuck you.
It's actually sorta poetic that somebody kid-sized would be the one to wreck you, you absolute fucking creep.
Guess what? I'm going to kick your ass the next time I see you and just feel like it. Maybe running away was the smart option.

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>Get made fun of
>Defend myself
>Clowned on for being so defensive
>Don't
>Clowned on for being an easy target
What, do I need to punch someone's face in? I don't fucking get it.

Fucking awesome if true. Cheers, m8.

Move already ree

True, and his own daddy admitted he deserved it.
I can't stand people who abuse kids, and I can't stand bullies. But I repeat myself.

You're doing God's work, pal. Someone need to put dogs in their place.

Of course you should ask her out again! How would you know she doesn't secretly love you?

How am I meant to keep people in the community I run together when I have issues trusting and having faith after so many betrayals? Their response to me not having enough faith is to leave. Then I have an even harder time having faith that anyone will stay, and the problem continues to worsen. I don't understand what I have to do.

I can't give up

I had a dream we were together and I couldn't stop smiling and holding your hands.

Let's fall in love.

I have failed so many classes, I don't even know if I can undo all this mess. Thinking about the effort I would have to put to catch up drives me crazy. And if I drop out, I will be a failure full of regrets for the rest of my life. It's a dead-end.

Early 20s. Do I go back to college even if I don't need to? Im making a living without a degree. I was thinking of going back for friends and fucking girls. If I won't go to school, how do I get friends and girls?

go to dance classes like somba and shit

I miss my life my so much, I missed you so much you the last real friend I had and the best.

Continued: now being blamed by my partner for how I handled the situation, after waiting 8+ hours for them to wake up and grant me their "support".

Music for this feel.
youtube.com/watch?v=6mWF1kmCo3U

Put yourself in their shoes, if someone constantly questioned your commitment and character would you stay or still like them?

Today I imagined having several fights with my boyfriend. It made me really sad and upset, even if it was just a made up play-by-play in my own head. Nobody around me noticed these mood swings at all. I almost wish someone did, but now I'm venting on Jow Forums(nel) instead.

I have been understanding it from that point of view, but the issue is that I have to have eyes open because of the occasional random fuckers that ruin everything. It's hard to avoid the self-fulfilling prophecy because one size of trust doesn't seem to fit all situations.

I should also add that the same people constantly find it okay to question my commitment and character so it's pretty mutual when this happens.

Sounds hot, I wish I had fights with my boyfriend.

Not actual fistfights you dirty slut. I imagined shouting at him and making him sad. You can probably do that yourself if you just shove a stick up your ass, like the one I was born with.

>started seeing girl at work ~1 year ago
>She was with someone else there, not anymore
>Try to believe it, but hard to
>She goes to his birthday party, invites everyone from work but me
>convinced she's still with him

Should I tell him? I have nothing against him and don't think he deserves to be lied to like this either.

Have you considered that she might not want to invite her current bf to her ex' party? Hard feelings and all that?

Otherwise, sure, send him a message to see what's up. Remember to wish him happy birthday and stuff to keep it friendly.

We aren't dating. She gave me the whole "I don't have time for anyone" thing. However I tried to be her friend still because I also need more female friends in my life after never having any. there's a lot to this story that is too much for me to type

It makes me sad knowing people out there will truly hate me when I haven’t even spoken to them at all.

What makes you say that, friend?

A long time ago I got accused of some crazy shit, but it turned out they were the ones doing all that and worse. I exiled myself from the community before this was proven because everyone initially turned against me and harassed me to no end, I lost many people I thought were my good friends because they believed a bunch of psycho fat bitches with a bizarre vendetta, even blocking me so I can’t really ever explain it to them. I got hate for a long time and still do occasionally. It’s just wild and saddening to me how people even ones I thought liked me would just pounce on the chance to tear me down. Not having the “correct” political views didn’t help my PR either.
I am vindicated now but it’s bittersweet.

Deadline ticking.

What a shameful half-existence this is,. How can you stand it

>tried to get over him for the first time in years
>ask new cute boy out (something I never ever do)
>he says no but we become fast friends, lets me use his Profile Pic as my phone background, say cute shit, etc.
>fast forward 4 months and he blocked me because I'm a creep who couldn't stop showing affection who liked too many of his photos
>feel like a piece of shit because I tried to replace someone with someone else and got what I deserved and he deserved better anyway
>tfw he liked frogs so now I cant see a god damn amphibian without wanting to cry

at least I'm prettier than the first boy's new gf lol

I had a very embarrassing phase. I was a rapper. I'd freestyle a lot, and recorded a song at some point. It was awful. While I was asleep, my friend went through my notes and found some pretty terrible shit. I was actually using my stripper name as my rapper name, and rapped about being a stripper and doing drugs.
It really made me question how honest my friends are because no one said I should stop. People were actually encouraging it. I'm still embarrassed..my friends are so fake.
Why anyone encouraged that shit, Is beyond me.

Apparently they're not going to accept you either way, just do what feels good.

I want to go home. This vacation did nothing but make me homesick.

I really like you and I hope we'll be together in the future, but I'm also afraid I'm getting my hopes up too high or that it won't be as ideal as I wanted it to be.

Why would you be getting your hopes up? Have you asked them out yet?

Nah they don't know I like them yet, I've never been in a relationship so I base my expectations off of my imagination, which I'm not sure is that realistic

Well, make your imagination a reality. Tell them!! Don't waste time thinking of what should happen when you could make it happen. Best of luck

I can't atm, age gap is a bit of an issue during this phase of our lives, I'll probably tell them in a year or so and see how it goes, and thanks a lot.

should i see my sister for lunch? she flew from france for a friends wedding. i havent seen her in about a year and she seems like she really wants to meet. but im mad at my whole family right now including her. i know shes been talking shit, i had dreams where she was talking shit with my brother and shes been talking shit since i was born. yknow what fuck her, cunty bitch. enjoy your cunt lunch bitch

Do you like Kate? ;_; Why’d you spend so much time with me? You don’t understand what you do to me. I’m distancing myself now. I can’t do this anymore. Who cares, right? I hope it works out for you, anyways. I just miss how things were.

it worked for me

Stop caring about what other people say/think about you, somewhere and somehow someone is going to hate you even if you're fucking jesus

I want to die now. Why do I feel things so strongly? Why do I get attached to the wrong people? Why do I try and try for someone who cares and tries not at all? I’m not suited for life. I’m tired of living just so I don’t hurt people. I don’t owe anything to anyone. I can kill myself if I want to. Fuck everyone.

INFP - the post

I get it though. She’s much more interesting and men want a woman of value. Why did you want photos? I feel like such an idiot loser. Did you ever like me?

I did get that when I took it.

I'm trapped in a relationship with an abusive girl with anger issues. I can't afford to move out and get away from her.

ofc you did, you porobably didn't even need to take the test at all because one glance is all you need

Then this advice will be useless to you but you need to man up and beat her

Fuck that, I'd probably kill her if I hit her. I'm not trying to get arrested.

I don't user

For once in my life I'm following my own advice and i've actually been getting happier and happier?
I always thought I was really stupid and needed help with everything, turns out everyone else is stupid and don't know anything about solving problems!

you do you

What advice?

Kill and eat babies, it prevents you from getting older

I dated someone like you before, be more confident and you'll be fine, the insecurity itself is the problem not you so focus on feeling good and making the both of you happy rather than "how much you suck" because you probably don't, just feel that you do.

The fact that you say i need people more than you do is such a projection. You’re constantly talking to people. You’re so needy it’s ridiculous, not that it’s wrong to be that way but it’s bad to delude yourself. You’re just a liar and a user. Leave me alone. Please don’t message me. I won’t forgive you ever, ever, ever. I hate you.

But I luv you though

I feel bad for wanting to break up with my partner because I love their mom so much, she feels like a mom for me too and I don't wanna lose her.

Ya right...

Yea I do

He thought I'd give up or give in and he praying and hoping I try and reach out to him. That dumb fuck boi is crazy.

No... you don’t. You’re not him and he doesn’t love me or read adv. Have you told your person that you care?

I live with my best friend of many years and after about a year I'm starting to notice some patterns in his behaviour. If something bothers him, he'd project it everywhere and either avoid/ignore you or give you silent treatment and make you question whether or not you did something to him. I can't tell if its me that makes me feel shitty because of him, because I get in my head about it thinking I did something, or if its him being a toxic person projecting these sort of things. When he's in a bad mood he'd actually allow himself to either ruin your mood by him being all in your face and aggressive in his tone as well as the way he raises his voice, you don't want to be around him when he's like that but if someone is like that to him he acts surprised that someone could do that to someone else. I don't know what to make of it, his behaviour has been like that on and off for the past few weeks consistently so I'm starting to question whether or not I need new friends, I don't need him to ruin my mood knowing I did nothing to him. If he's got a problem he should deal with it, not project his frustration onto other people and argue with them about nothing

>this much of a cuckold

I JUST WANNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND I DON'T FUCKING LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A SHITTY LOSER WHO PICKS FIGHTS WITH "LEFTIES" FOR "JOKES", PLAYS VIDEO GAMES AND MASTURBATES WHILE FEELING SAD ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE (THAT YOU WON'T HAVE WITH ME). AND I'D BOOT YOU RIGHT THE FUCK BACK TO CANADA IF YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE WOULDN'T IMPROVE A TENFOLD BY LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY SO I'LL SEE OUR RESIDENCE PERMIT THROUGH AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SHAPED UP BY THAT POINT THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY AND MY LIFE.

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I am right now

You’re just making me sad because he doesn’t care.

I'm sorry, I thought it would've had another effect but I still like you user, you'll make out of this and hopefully it'll get better.

It’s toxic. I know someone like this and it’s soul destroying to care about him.

*slaps your cock off*
No.

that is hurtful dude, fucking rude

Keep notes of any significant events, what you do during the day, maybe have witnesses etc. Not saying this is for you pressing charges, but I got out of a similarly bad situation and when I broke it off and hit the road the girl decided to say I was abusive when she was the one getting drunk on wine and literally throwing plates at me or punching me in the face. Just walk on eggshells, work your ass off to get away from that and make sure she can't do anything to fuck you over.

I don't like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

>best friend that should know better is being strung along by a younger girl
>also taken and lives with her bf
>friend has spent hundreds on her in gifts with no signs of stopping
>she won't go out anywhere with him or flakes at the last second
>run into her (we've spoken before) at the store and give her a friendly 'oh hey, how's it going'
>convo turns to friend and she says "Oooh yeah (friend) is such a super sweet dude. I love him haha"
I KEEP TELLING YOU DUDE SO STOP BITCHING ABOUT BEING BROKE YOU'RE WASTING NOT ONLY TIME BUT MONEY. IF SHE CHEATS WITH YOU SHE'S GOING TO CHEAT ON YOU YOU DUMB FUCKER YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH AND EXPERIENCED ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS IS A FOOL'S ERRAND

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You fucking suck

Just not my type of humor. Not my type of story. Reminded me of a smarter version of Idiocracy but I don't like that film either.

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it's ok to not like stuff, I was just playing

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Thank you, I appreciate that.

bf going to a concert with his friend but a couple days ago i suggested him to go to the same concert but he said no. just makes me think that he’s embarrassed of me even more

Then we are done. Not that we have to have exceedingly matching interests, but this is not debatable.

Thanks user, I will do that. Sounds like a similar situation to mine. She can never see that she has done anything wrong either. I explained to her I'm unhappy and don't want to be with her and she won't accept it. I definitely need an escape plan.

How do you get a bro-tier gf? I hate the lovey dovey schtick and sex driven relationships, wat do?

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