sorry guys.
Ya blew it
David Barnes
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Easton Williams
Captain Flatass sucked tho, Mohammed. Alita is the movie of the year.
Parker Sullivan
Captain Marvel does anal.
Robert Sullivan
It will be satisfying when the Hollywood IP bubble pops.
David Ortiz
>Disney buying their own tickets and playing to empty theaters
>winning
pick one
Logan Kelly
Incel
Lucas Bell
I don’t know a single person that saw this film
Nolan Barnes
I do. They're literally gay.
Jose Jackson
I don't know a single person who actually saw this movie. Is Disney cooking the books?
Samuel Clark
Fake news. If it was real a sequel would be in the works.
Hunter Bell
I saw it and it was pretty dogshit. I mean all Marvel movies are movie by numbers exercises in appealing to the lowest common denominator but this was pretty next level in how painfully derivative it was. If someone told me the script was written by a computer program design to churn out schlock films and subvert goyim I'd believe you.
Landon Campbell
>I saw it
why
Aiden Sanders
Jow Forums movie boycotts always backfire. Star Wars, Black Panther, Captain Marvel...the list goes on.
We need to start "boycotting" Mel Gibson movies, so that they'll make a billion dollars.
Dominic Rogers
You paid for this trash?
You deserve to be stuck on a pike among the other gullible beta faggots who paid for this sjw garbage
Julian Walker
Does this meme imply that all those companies are in huge bubbles that will pop ? I know some of them are but they all were that would be even better.
I don’t see Netflix failing tho for example
Bentley Bailey
Captain Tranny
Anthony Evans
>Jow Forums movie boycotts always backfire. Star Wars, Black Panther, Captain Marvel...the list goes on.
>We need to start "boycotting" Mel Gibson movies, so that they'll make a billion dollars.
Not really. They start to kick in when the studio makes the next movie. Like how the movie "Solo" tanked hard. After Avengers Endgame hollywoods agenda/movies will die a horrible death.
Jaxson Harris
so they finally break even
John Harris
My brother with shit taste in movies wanted to see at one of the theaters that servers food and alcohol so I got a cheeseburger and some beers.
I didn't pay for shit and I don't know what movie all the retards talking about how feminist and empowering it was saw but it's literally just a regular piece of capeshit only with a woman you little memeflag fuck.
Oliver Lewis
>archiving a joke
you people are pathetic
Kayden Butler
>when President Donald J. Trump has a better ass than you
Nathan Baker
>you people are pathetic
What do you mean "you people"?
Do you mean cis white men?
Gabriel Torres
What Disney did was on par with buying a hooker to not be an incel. Ironic
Nolan Rodriguez
We are truly cucked.
>why live?
Jacob Ramirez
>you people
Mason Cruz
Damn she really has no ass...
Joshua Long
Assuming we blew it.
Hahahahahahaha
Bree Larson currently on full Twitter damage control #notallwhiteguys
I don't give zero fucks about how much a Marvel movies makes.
Cooper Thomas
>Bree Larson currently on full Twitter damage control
Rotten tomatoes also died on the Captain Marvel hill.
Cameron Howard
I don't care if it made a trillion dollars, still ain't gonna see it
Michael Diaz
Pol BTFO once again
Feelzgud.exe
Angel Kelly
But domestically it wasn't good. Foreign markets are much harder to properly account for
Matthew Nelson
This. Plus I know nobody who bought a ticket, so how are they putting up these numbers?
Caleb Bell
>brother works at a movie theater
>every showing of this piece of crap on opening night was sold out
>six people total showed up for all of them combined
>he thinks one was a homeless dude who just wanted a warm place to sleep
David Reed
It's a marketing tactic. They fudge the numbers to make it look like it's doing extremely well. NPC's see the fudged numbers and they think that the movie must be the greatest ever made and go see it. In reality, it made nowhere near 1 billion, we know this because everyone was bitching about it even before it was released.
Brayden Hughes
You faggots here on Jow Forums owe me money, you all assured me this movie would flop and I bet my friend $20 that it would. GIMME MY FUCKING MONEY
Logan Hall
>leaf
Austin Jones
I don't understand it either. I work in a movie theater during weekends and the Captain Marvel showings seemed to have mediocre reception. Meanwhile, Wonder Woman was nuts.
Somehow this movie made substantially more...
Nathan Butler
Endgame will be the height of marvel’s power, they’ll never reach that height again
Charles Kelly
Kek
Ian Thompson
>I didn't pay for shit
Someone still paid for it. People like you are part of the problem.
Jaxon Peterson
Same crooked accounting they did with Black Panther. Free tickets galore then move money around to fill in the revenue gap.
Dylan Morris
Literally he endgame. all they have left that people still fuck with is the spiderman reboot (And hey we get Jake Gyllenhaal as fukken mysterio, so I'm down)
Evan Nguyen
>block buster jew-wood movie
>movie of the year
please neck yourself.
its not even summer yet.
Chase Sanchez
It's all damage control. Noone harps on about the financial success of a film a fucking month after its been out. Disney is trying to paint it as a success, but behind the scenes they've already decided Captain Feminist is getting the axe. A week after the movie was out, Disney started doing Infinity War reshoots, so it sure as hell won't be surprising when she's only in the film for like 2 minutes. And on top of that they've said nothing of a sequel.
Evan Ramirez
Tell me one reason why this is even an insult. Prot tip: It never has and never will. It's a meaningless slur that has evolved across the ages as degeneracy and casual sex became more often. It is used by those who endorse degeneracy, and who have yet to have a meaningful purpose in life.
Austin Young
After captain marvel’s phenomanal success at th box office i reached out to Jow Forums for an interviiew. The person I interviewed claimed that Disney purchased tickets to their own movie to inflate interest in what most referred to as, and I quote, “Captain Flatass”. Another person i interviewed claimed that Jow Forums had ‘ate it’ and that this movie was almost as good as the Ghostbusters reboot with America’s sweetheart Leslie Jones.
William Cruz
Fuck you.
Nolan Adams
I want her to braaaap on me with her hot cardboard box ass.
Eli Roberts
But seriously, who the fuck is still watching capeshit in 2019? How does that happen?
Jaxon Butler
If it beats black panther we already won
Sebastian Robinson
It means you are unable to function in the tribe and are cast aside as an unworthy mate. In the past incels would have died or become slaves after being cast aside.
Samuel Torres
Could be foreign profits, from say, China
Leo Watson
whats this from
Jonathan Collins
They must have laundered a bunch of money for their child trafficking.
Lucas Mitchell
Where does he work in a movie theatre? Buford, wyoming? Movie theatres were physically full where I was. Maybe they were Disney manqueins.
Joseph Williams
Tropic thunder
Kayden Johnson
I saw it. Was okay. Though it did have an interesting part near the end with her and the main guy about to face off. The guy knowing he can't beat her with his weapons versus her super powers he put them down and wanted to fight her with fists only like the way he use to train her. Was going to be an honor fight and showing how far she has come to surpass her teacher. She promptly blew him away with an energy blast and said "I don't need to prove anything". It is pretty much women in a nut shell. When they gain power over you they will never give you a fair fight and will put you down in an instant. Not only that they just lack honor.
Elijah Jenkins
They will just rehash the same find glowing thing to save earth from big bad guy plot over and over again
Elijah Stewart
I have a cousin who's a huge movie-goer
Excited-for-Player-One-Ready levels of movie consumption.
He didn't go see Captain Marvel and doesn't want to.
I really don't know who's going to watch it. Maybe they get more money from netflix if they say it made 1.5 billion than if they try to lease a movie that sold 1 million tickets.
Matthew Cruz
Nobody cares, it’s all about the Joker now.
Adam White
Disney bought their own tickets and wrote it off as a loss/charity. No one fucking cares or talks about this shit. Literally forgot about it until this thread.
Christian Mitchell
Jow Forums is just naive at best when it comes to these things and its desu funny to watch. Captain Marvel could have been objectively the worst movie ever, and I'd still pay to see it. I've invested over 10 years and it's like, what, 22 movies deep into the MCU? You people are literal retards if you think I'm not going to see the penultimate story to Endgame just because muh brie said bad things. I literally watched this movie just for context and the post credit scene. So go ahead, call me a cuck or whatever other buzzword you can think of, wont change the fact you brainlets are ALWAYS wrong about this shit because you don't know how to pick your battles.
Jackson Cox
Disgusting.
And to think she has the nerve to talk down to men while she doesn't even have an ass.
Pathetic woman.
Nicholas Allen
Have sex.
Henry Clark
Didn't the Transformers franchise make a couple of billion as well? Box office doesn't measure the quality of a film, it measures the quality of the marketing, studio connections and in the case of franchises how much audiences liked the previous installments.
Robert Jenkins
My gf downloaded it and it was boring as hell.
All the fighting was just punching and kicking and some arm energy shooting.
Fuckin no super power shit going on in this super hero movie.
Ryan White
The only reason I'm an incel is because I don't want to go to prison for murdering you to fuck your wife and daughter.
Jaxson Lewis
they spent like 10 million on advertising alone
Aaron Morris
Upstate NY
Tyler Campbell
> globohomo movie created
> globohomo report it is success
> big think emoji
Jace Lewis
I had the exact same thought. The movie wasn't complete SJW shit like star wars, was worth it to get fury's backstory. But this part at the end pretty much was shit.
I would bet that originally that scene had them fighting fairly and her winning. Then she pushed for the rewrite.
Nathaniel Garcia
based and marvelpilled
Benjamin Young
> roastie whores
> "worthy mate"
not interested kthx
Andrew Ross
>(((kikemic books)))
>(((hollykike)))
who wastes time and shekels on this shit anymore?
Jaxon Kelly
Why do they lie about this shit? I bet they lost $1b on this pos by having to buy out all the movie companies release dates.
Chase Garcia
>we all tribal jews now
okay giga kike
Easton White
>350 million not getting a sequel
Jose Hughes
>capeshit films
Easton Morgan
you used "desu" wrong, faggot.
Oliver Lee
Isn't there a conspiracy with empty theaters and money laundering going on with this movie?
Jaxon Brown
Lmao why would you waste so much time on absolute trash
>literally worse than watching anime
Zachary Thomas
T.b.h filters into desu, okay retard?
Luis Foster
She actually played a great role in this movie. It's nice to see this glass ceiling, FINALLY broken.
Hudson Miller
>so much time
That's like 40 hours of movie time spread out across 10 years.
Alexander Howard
That’s forty hours you could’ve put toward getting 99 cooking in OSRS
Colton Reed
Why did I bother responding
Charles Martin
Because you like wasting your time, obviously
Easton Evans
I don’t know even 1 person that saw this
Jacob Gonzalez
Could've been watching iron man again though
Josiah Ramirez
You could’ve made an Ironman btw
Angel Torres
literally who?
Charles Anderson
No marvel movie will fail. That's the point. You're just bluepilled morons
Henry Walker
>Muh capeshit
You should be ashamed of yourself for caring in any capacity.
Logan Sullivan
They had sold out theaters with a handful of faggots wondering what the fuck
John Perry
Hollyjew is a failure at mind control, now they just hide money and use it fir their kike schemes
Ryan Jackson
>Box office doesn't measure the quality of a film
of course it doesn't, my dear brother.. but as they say:
the point
...
your head
.. this is about the boycot flunking hard. Og det ved du også godt kæk.
Elijah Turner
woah
Aaron Smith
>Isn't there a conspiracy with empty theaters and money laundering going on with this movie?
yes, yes there is.. and it's hilarious. There's a name for that theory, it's known as "Day of The Cope".
Daniel Hall
then you used "t.b.h." wrong, faggot.