Ok so, I have a female roommate she's a 9/10, but she also has the mind of a little girl despite being 25

Ok so, I have a female roommate she's a 9/10, but she also has the mind of a little girl despite being 25.
And I wanna put my dick inside her
Wat do?

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If you don't want to fuck with your living situation you'll do nothing.
If you can move out and be fine no problem by all means try to swoon her

Explain to her that it feels nice when a man puts the peepee in the vagina

But how do I go about it?
That's the real question, imagine you're trying to convince a little girl who's trapped in a grown woman's body

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Then think like a little boy then, stupid. Stop focusing on sex, that's the most repulsive thing to someone with this kind of mindset. Relate to her interests and try to find common ground. You will not attract someone like this through traditional means of being a chadnigger.

Looks are what attract guys at first.
Personality is what keeps guys there.
If she's down to causal fuck, hit it and leave.
If not, just let it go.

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Honestly just ask her to come whenever you go anywhere
Going to get food? Ask if she wants to come
Going to a event with friends? Ask if she can come
Try and hang out at the apt more like watching TV together or invite people over for game night

Well, I'll have you know I've already tried that. She likes me and even lets me grab and spank her butt (But to be fair she finds it funny and does the same to me)
I just don't know how to proceed to phase 3... Should I simply invade her butt when she's taking a shower or something like that?

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just tell her about it

She asked me out, but I don't like to socialize that much to be honest (Like going to a restaurant and stuff) We usually just play on my Xbox and watch movies on Netflix all the time
I just dunno how to... Initiate the sexy time

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Try alcohol

She doesn't like alcohol, just snacks

Ok uh try weed?

>Should I simply invade her butt when she's taking a shower or something like that?
perfect plan, nothing could ever go wrong, 10/10

force her, ffs

just ask her if she'd like to go a step further when she's teasing you etc

I'll try this desu, and if it doesn't work:
Wish me luck bros

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>"Hey, can I kiss you?"
Let shit go down from there, and don't forget to say "If you want me to slow down or stop, let me know okay?" so she can't say you didn't.

Do nothing while monew is involved in your realestate future. Planning to move in with the parents? You have a mindset of a rapist. you want to screw her no matter what.
Be happy with what you get and just create friendship situations where you just be ready for her looking for a safe sexual frustration outlet that doesn't include alcohol.

>has the mind of a little girl

what do you mean by this?

Start being assertive and dismissive, treat her like a child, BUT remember to complement her once in a while. I just dicked a bipo girl like that. All they really want is a daddy.

Just be more forward in the way of teasing no words, just get her all hot and bothered.

I don't think this is bad advice, but isn't it pretty dangerous? Seems like an easy way to set yourself up for the friend zone.

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