Upon closer inspection of so-called zombies, you will quickly find out that these moaning, slowly moving, death-smelling creatures are actually just regular living niggers displaying typical behavior.
The niggers in Haiti have chopped down almost all the trees to make charcoal, which they use to cook delicious mud pies. Because of this, the country is 98% deforested and the soil is now largely infertile. The apes depend almost totally on foreign aid just to survive, as they could not grow their own food even if they wanted to. There is almost no tourism, little industry and epidemic levels of crime, poverty and AIDS (duh). Haiti is a perfect example that no matter where niggers are, whether in Africa or the Americas, if they are allowed to run things on their own, the result is invariably the same: EPIC FAILURE.
A wonderful, miraculous event occurred on January 12, 2010, when a 7.0 earthquake completely flattened half the country and killed--as of March 2010--around 230,000 niggers. Lulz were had as the world witnessed the chimpouts that immediately broke out before the earth even stopped shaking. Niggers wasted no time with the "Gibs me dat!", demanding that the rest of the world drop whatever they were doing to come rescue their useless asses.
Open-air dead nigger storage, courtesy of Mother Nature.
The earth-coon-ake produced classic TNB, such as: a nigger dragging a dead nigger out of a coffin in order to steal it, another nigger digging a 12-year-old sow out of the rubble and immediately raping her, and wild feral coons building barricades and road blocks out of nigger corpses. Haiti will continue being an incredible mess for years to come, except for the fact that the earthquake left Port-Au-Price looking better than before. That and all the dead niggers.
>Somehow I got spinal meningitis >Injecting all that hairspray in my spine >Its a super cheap way to party >If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
>cousin, 18 >about to go to college >fucks her boyfriend >both """""devout""""" christians, therefore both refuse to wear condoms during sex >she gets pregnant >entire college plan goes out the window >turned into a Great Unclean One that posts leftist dogma on boomerbook >husband slaves away at a car wash because he never finished high school, too dumb for the GED, and can't save any money for a technical school because she eats it all >uncle constantly bailing them both out >complete and absolute real life cope posting during family gatherings Every time I think my shit is fucked up, all I have to do is look at my cousins to feel better about my self, or at least realize that it's not so bad.
BIRTH CONTROL IS BAD IT FUCKS WITH WOMEN'S HEAD AND THEIR HORMONES IT MAKES THEM WANT TO FUCK FEMININE BOYS IT EVEN TURNS GUYS INTO FAGGOTS I MEAN LOOK AT KOT
Joe waited to announce, for finance reasons. The others announced early. Joe did his big speech and someone realized Joe was planning on announcing soon and decided to barrage him with shit to damage him right before then.
trump general, hello! heres some old copypasta for you guys, hope its relevant!
GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW 1488 1776 WORLD WIDE
#America #Freedom #Liberty
Our World. Our Time. Our Future.
A Holy American Empire to rule the world for 1000 years.
America, the Heartland. Jesus Country. Western Nations as satellite states. Maintaining individuality and autonomy. Retaining history. Australians stay Australian, but with American Freedoms and Liberties. British stay British, the French, French, etc.
Full Freedom and Liberty.
The biggest baddest empire this humanity has ever seen. Waiting for Jesus Christ to save us. With Holy Spirits help. God protects us from Jewry and any form of oppression.
This is so the European(white) male can live well. That's all its about. So we can start families and continue the works of our Father.
Retain our history, thousands of years in the making. A global effort by the commoner. For our greater good. We craft our future.
Remove Kike. Remove Foreigner.
One last War. Our World Forever After
S H A D I L A Y ~ B R O T H E R S
Bentley Richardson
oh no no no no no. this is a bigger scandal than that Biden groping babies
Landon Martin
Early gettin philosophical lol >Bust a nut >right here, in your ganny's mouth >mfw that's a lot of pressure
They want the next recession to happen under Trump. That way they can get a real socialist in 2024
Matthew Reyes
>boomers arguing with cops
Brody James
Horses evolved in North America, wandered across the land bridge into Eurasia, and were killed off in North America before the Spaniards reintroduced them. It's no surprise we have the best ones.
Gavin Lewis
Also your story is terrible because you're still wasting your time. Misery doesn't love company because it just reminds you how fucked your own life is, misery just happens to hate seeing others succeed because it reminds misery that misery isn't succeeding.
Ian Perez
>How about I suspend my tax dollars from paying your piss poor salary?!
>The good thing about Trump is that they've used everything and now have to resort to lies, there's nothing left in their bag for 2020 They were really counting on the Russia thing.
Just wait until the children start coming forward.
Zachary Cruz
Is that Butt gag?
Jayden Edwards
Squibs can be quite profound Based and magpulled
Nathan Thompson
Yes, user. What? Did you think they only sold the parts and threw away the blood?
Thomas Mitchell
I found a place where the white population numerically has grown 1.9% in 4 years and the non white one fell 12% should I move there?
Samuel Gomez
>Horses evolved in North America, wandered across the land bridge into Eurasia, and were killed off in North America before the Spaniards reintroduced them. It's no surprise we have the best ones.
The land bridge bugmen probably ate them out of existence.
bought a house recently. living room and bedroom outlets are just 2 prong, not grounded. im gonna have to try fishing a ground wire into my air trap / "attic" space thats gabled and like 3' high at the highest, then down into the outlet area.
