What do I do if god comes after me...

what do I do if god comes after me? god comes after me specifically more than anyone and personally attacks me and takes everything. I fucking HATE god. HATE

every single person I talk to has good shit in their life. good shit happens. they get lucky breaks. nothing bad happens. not me. doesn't happen to me. never happens to me. fuck god. only bad shit happens to me and its all bad luck. the only time anything good happens in my life is when I fucking get it. which I count as me beating god because he doesn't want me to be happy.

he instantly rips it away. if he cant rip that away because im better than him he starts ripping away everything else around me. god fucking takes EVERYTHING from me. all he does is fucking destroy my life. nothing but bad shit happens to me. nothing but fucking disasters. if something good does happen god immediately rips it away

every single. EVERY SINGLE person I talk to is just laid back living a normal life. the occasional shitty thing happens but its never that bad. for me its disaster after fucking disaster. like being black in the middle of katrina type disasters every god damn day.

FUCK god

literally everything in my life is a disaster and it just gets worse and worse. literally every fucking aspect in my life finds a way to become unbearable and complete fucking garbage.

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God has better things to do like not existing than to come after you.

you sound like a little bitch

>kill self, displease god
>go to hell
>take hell by force
>come back as the antichrist
>recruit an army
>go up to heaven
>kill god
That's what I'm working on anyway. You can come along if you want.

Hell does not exist yet, it comes into play just after the Judgement Day. For now, there is only Sheol/Hades/Abode of the Dead. Also, Satan doesn't rule Sheol nor will he rule Hell. Hell will be a place of suffering for Satan and his demons.

hey two dui guy, welcome back

He won't, you're not worthy. Carry on with your life.

Whoa, there. What happened to make you think this? Why do you think God is to blame and not Satan, yourself or time and circumstance?

Read JOB. The real text starts in the conversation between Job and his three friends who try to console him.

The little introduction about God and Satan having a wager is just an ancient story form component. Don"t get distracted by it.

JOB is as beautiful and immense a meditation on the problem of evil as you can find. It is every bit as good (and hard to read) as Shakespeare.

My thoughts exactly. There was an imposter around recently, but he either upped his game or this is the real deal

Sounds like daddy issues bro

Lol its u again

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Glad you're still around, 2DUI Guy. When you disappear for a while I get scared for you

What makes you so special that God would devote so much energy to you? He does have other things on His mind, you know.

I think OP disagrees with that sentiment as he is already in hell.
He thinks bad thinks only happen to him, but not everyone is a fag about it.

Make prayers and offerings to the pagan gods of your ancestors in order to strengthen them in their fight against Yahweh. They will repay this debt by making life easier for you in the future.

"Sir, I exist," said the man the universe.
"However," replied the universe, "this does not create in me a sense of obligation."

Also:
Computer access
Parents who raised you
Food to eat
Shelter

You just ignore the good things in life because you're ungrateful and take them for granted.

It's hilarious how you can identify all his posts just by the three common factors
>Plain wojak
>Unhinged childish writing style
>Mention of one or more of: God coming down and ruining his life, being on probation for being black, barking "nigger/faggot" neighbor dogs he wants to kill

no man EVERYTHING that happens to me is bad. everything is the worst of the worst aside from being shot in or in prison forever or some shit

the only time if anything is evder good is if i find a loophole or something and its still shitty

He's such a fucking mess. Most of his problems are his own.

erm no its the white man and god but this thread is specifically about god

why is god attacking me? its like im just fighting some retard with the cheat code to life who gets pissed off every time I win

i came to the realisation lately that blaming a higher power on things rather taking responsibility yourself is much easier to cope with. if you work hard, and get somewhere cause you worked for it, you wouldn't thank god. you'd thank yourself for the strength and preservance it took to get there. if you do nothing and bad things happen, you have no one to blame but yourself. not a higher power. generally, people in the past believed in things like karma and sins/blessings just to explain things easier. people were afraid to sin because of hell, they prayed for good things and continued to work hard to "praise god". even the bible says to not ask god for blessings and miracles, since he "works in mysterious ways". the bible is full of "how to not be a retard to yourself and others" idiot handbook advice and stories. You need to realise that if you want to be happy you need to not only look for happiness but also chase it. persue being content in life.
2018 was an absolute shitshow for me a d this year i've been having a much better time, i've taken my life into my own hands and i've pursued things that truly make me the happiest. it's not easy, but it will pay off in the long run.
tldl stop blaming a higher power on your misery. it leads to nowhere