How do I give up the internet Jow Forums?
I want to quit for 90 days or more. No more surfing, no more black pills, no more porn.
How do I give up the internet Jow Forums?
I want to quit for 90 days or more. No more surfing, no more black pills, no more porn.
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Without will power you have nothing. If you want it do it. That's it. There is no secret.
I'm a weak little bitch though
Help pls
Failed suicide with a 90 day coma sounds like the only option then.
Put yourself in a 90 day coma
Self inflicted 90 day coma
enlist in the marines and don’t bring your phone
Life is hard. Search high and low and you'll never find any easy answer.
At best you'll get a bunch of different puzzle pieces. But you're never quite sure if you've forgotten a piece, or if you put it together quite right. You find yourself getting frustrated and redoing the whole puzzle. Again and again and again.
I'm done with the puzzle boys. I hope you guys solve your own puzzles. Mine was just too much for me.
>t. low-mid 20s frog poster
bullshit
Literally put your computer out of reach. That's the only really reliable way. If you're working, you can't really totally disconnect, so I recommend only keeping electronics that are a pain in the ass to type on (i.e. smartphones, tablets)
I use a website called Freedom.to, which blocks access to websites for a set length of time. However, it charges a small fee, and I'm sure there are other services that do the same thing, that are free.
I did development in African villages for a couple years, before smartphones boomed there, and it was one of the happier periods of my life. My laptop broke down a few months in, and after that I was a lot more present. Shit, I should honestly do that again, but I'd need a typewriter or something.
oh, and btw, the people who tell you to have willpower are full of shit. Marathon runner David Goggins went from a fat lazy fuck to a Navy SEAL to a marathon runner, through intense hard work. But even he admits to procrastinating like a motherfucker. Don't shame yourself for weak moments. Just get on with it, be strategic, and focus on your goals.
>Joining the Israel Foreign Legion
>I did development in African villages
Immediately an hero, filthy niggerlover.
But it still came down to willpower. Having willpower to push forward doesn't mean you are immune to laziness. It means that in the long term you are progressing forward.
lol
I think you will be happier for it. My girlfriend smashed my phone and I was actually relieved desu.
Just turn it off. I quit the internet for an entire year, now I just browse the chan a few minutes each day. Try taking up a hobby that takes you outdoors out of cell phone range, like fishing, hiking or hunting. If you are out indawoods all day you won't even miss the internets.
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>I want to quit for 90 days or more. No more surfing, no more black pills, no more porn.
if any government agency is determining not killing you secretly by you not being on the internet, they will be judged most harshly.
let me rephrase that....
if any government agency is using subliminal threats to try to get us to stop posting on the internet, THEY WILL BE JUDGED MOST HARSHLY.
EVEN IF THEY ARE IN CANADA.
You're doomed.
t. also doomed
just to let all of you non american bitches know...
if you have "CIA" active in your nations that are attacking american citizens, we will blame YOU for them.
and attack you thusly.
join the army, basic lasts 3 months.
because if anyone in your country is literally attacking American citizens....
we just might smart bomb their location.
Whether they are CIA or not.
>How do I give up the internet Jow Forums?
turn your god dam computer off. it's not rocket science.
just to let all of you morons know, the CIA does not have legal authority to attack US citizens...
and we'll kill any motherfuckers who TRY to attack US citizens.
>and we'll kill any motherfuckers who TRY to attack US citizens.
and we literally don't care what country they are in.
the trick is to just stop.
im going to stop with you, right now. I'm going to submit this post, close my browser and shut down my pc. Join me. This will be the last post you see from me for awhile OP
lets do this together. goodbye Jow Forums
>and we literally don't care what country they are in.
if ANYONE in your country is attacking american citizens, we will DESTROY the infrastructure near them within your nation.
And it doesn't matter if they tell you that they are CIA or not...
We will BOMB THEM.
period.
>period.
PERIOD.
AND WE WILL TAKE YOUR FUCKING OIL.
period.
deliver these CIA agents to us, so that we may Guantanamo them for information on WHY they chose to attack American citizens, and you *MAY* be spared.
no promises though.
if the CIA is attacking american citizens FROM your country, we will literally attack your country
>if the CIA is attacking american citizens FROM your country, we will literally attack your country
we kinda have to.
I appreciate the free bumps conspiracyfrend
what the fuck am i reading
So, hand them over, or we will impoverish your nations buying cruise missiles to launch at you.
Find Jesus faggot. Do it for Him
>what the fuck am i reading
other nations are pretty stupid when literally anyone claims to be from the CIA.
So we might have to attack those nations because of their stupidity because those "CIA agents" are attacking american citizens.
Don't pay your ISP bill.
Buy something like a bike or get a gym membership. Something to waste the funds allotted for internet.
It takes about a week to form a habit.
Hit the gym.
protip, they aren't actually CIA, and if they ARE CIA, they still go to Guantanamo.
Get a life. Get a social life. Make money. Get a college education. Get some hobbies and then join some clubs related to those hobbies.
There's only two possible options here people....
Either the CIA thinks they can skirt the constitution by attacking american citizens from other nations, in which case we attack that nation.
OR, someone claiming to be CIA is attacking american citizens from other nations, in which case, we ATTACK THAT NATION.
So, deliver them to the proper US authorities, or be bombed.
I wish I could do the same, the internet just makes me sad.
Go off grind.
Cabin, woods, don't bring a gun.
Good luck, you're going to need it.
And stop masturbating