So I bought lingerie to "pay back" my boyfriend for something but it's turned up and it's a bit more "trashy whore"...

She was like 5'4". I know cause i was 5'3". Quite thin 120 pounds or so, small B cups.

So yeah you should be fine. I think? From your description you are similar to her

>Throw on some leggings and a sports bra/second skin and take a faceless picture on a blank background
With or without the lingerie on? Yes I know I'm retarded, that's why I'm coming to Jow Forums for advice. I'm not super fussed about my body type and I know I look decent enough without clothes on, it's just awkward fits in "one size" when you're not an hourglass?

>but what if
He will either laught at you and then fuck you like you are cheap whore or he will skip the laught and fuck you like cheap whore. Its win win.

Men dont care about fashion the same way women do. Instead we bust nut and then go back to thinking about how to build dyson sphere.

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With it one.

The other shit is to protect your decency and prevent doxxing. Obviously I'd happily see you take a pic without anything under the lingerie.

>it's just awkward fits in "one size" when you're not an hourglass

This is why I'm asking for a pic so anons can give their actual opinions on if you should go for a refund or not.

Eh I mean it's 4chins, who's gonna find me? Not that I'm interested in dropping nudes whilst in a relationship of course, thought you were just trying to cover the sfw rule. Here's the pic, the only real sizing issue I have now (aside from cups, although sports bras do compress) is it's baggy around the small of my back, but it honestly just doesn't look right to me.

She's bigger than me but same proportions really then. I know I look okay I just wanna look GREAT, you feel me?

Yeah, that's not a win to me. This isn't about fashion, it's about not settling for mediocrity.

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>it's a bit more "trashy whore" than "sexy girlfriend"
just try to look like you are a bit embarrassed about wearing it, it's totally incompatible with looking like a whore.

See that was kinda my intent but then I read somewhere that looking embarrassed about wearing lingerie completely ruins the fact you're wearing lingerie. Like it's supposed to be about you knowing you're sexy so looking like you're unsure counteracts this. Thoughts?

Yeah yeah everybody wants to look great. Sadly not everybody gets to.

It does seem the lingerie is a few sizes too big for you?

I liked your hair though.

I think user meant more in a way of "fair maiden" look. You embrace the look but do a bit of an innocent girl roleplay?

>Says she has a decent ass
>Near non existant booty, even poked out
White women, smfh.

Anyhow, it looks a bit too big for you in these pics. I was also hoping you had a pair of gray or coloured leggings but I guess that was a tall order.

You need to swallow your pride if you with this and go to a lingerie store. They're literally paid to make you feel comfortable and look sexy.

Also if you're so happy to live on the wild side, drop the sports bra and leggings. : )

If you don't feel really sexy in them don't use them. Find something you do.

Dressing up is all about the attitude it creates in you and him, if it don't feel right, find something that does!

Nude will get the thread deleted you dum dum, this is a blue board

If you can sew you can tighten it.
Sew the part of the back to a lower point to make it tighter on the stomach so it fits better.
And or take it in by pinching parts around the side and sewing them in place.

>What is a forearm?

>I read somewhere that looking embarrassed about wearing lingerie completely ruins the fact you're wearing lingerie.
on something shitty like buzzfeed?
It really depends on the guy, but in general that is a no, especially if you DON'T want to look like a whore. My guess is the source you heard that from is probably against "slut shaming" and thinks that the more overtly sexual, the better.
also I am going to masturbate to this.

Hard to explain that without visual aids. Hope it vaguely came across.

Aye but I'm not about to settle for less without trying. Its legitimately the smallest size, so basically that's the story of my life. Thanks tho. Eh innocent maiden, isn't that a little hard to pull off when you've been wearing something like that under your clothes all day / literally just changed into lingerie?

Hey man I can only go off what I've been told, I'm not into chicks. But my back is straight in that photo, there's literally no point in cheating to impress anons. My only other leggings are Pokémon which I felt would detract from the point. Yeah still not happening, I'm not sure if there's any point now since the smallest size of things (XS) is very obviously too big. Nah, that image is for my boyfriend alone I think. Not that he'll smegging see it at this rate

I‘m sorry, that doesn‘t look good. It looks like you ordered it from wish.
Don‘t ever buy those „one size“ things.
You really should go to a proper store, or at least order somewhere where they have actual sizes.

Huh, okay, but under that logic I'm afraid I'm not gonna feel sexy in anything because pressure. I'll have a long think on this point, thank you.

Aye, I sew my own clothing but this stuff is very delicate and mostly mesh, if I'm being honest. I'll see if there are any guides for very delicate fabrics but I really don't want mending to be obvious or anything.

I'm pretty sure it was Jow Forums, honestly, but I could be wrong. I'll definitely think it over, thank you. And okay, it's your life, I'm honestly a bit surprised you'd be able to but then again I know lads who've gotten off to less so eh.

Go to a lingerie store.

Even if you get nothing, its very healthy to expose yourself to harmless sources of anxiety.

Also, I'll just accept you live in a white/asian area. Its not terrible. Maybe even "tasteful" when dressed up right.

Hey don't apologise, I'm here because I agree. It wasn't one size, but it was generic sized (xs) which on lingerie is basically the same thing. Bluh okay I'm definitely feeling a no for this piece, that's fair.

Bluh I'll think about it, I probably won't tho. I've got a very ingrained headspace of "nobody can know you have a sexuality" so it's not something I can just move passed. Yes, definitely a very very white area, only said by white dudes. I mostly assume people say it cus they can't say anything about my tits.

>nothing to say about your titties
It looks like they're well shaped at least.

Well, I hope you get over whatever trauma your uncle caused you. I know you wypipo have a unique take on family bonding.

Looks like shit, desu. You have a nice body though. Look up missalice_94 or some other skinny chick if you want an idea of what to buy.

t. dude

Addendum:
People who buy clothing online should be shot. I always, ALWAYS go to a store, both to support the local economy, but to get shit that actually fits me.

I mean, not sure you can tell that under a sports bra that's designed to shape but fair. Top kek, okay.

Yep yep, thanks for the feedback. I'll look her up, thanks. I appreciate the addendum but I'll add that you're lucky you can interact with people like a normal human being. I'd rather be shot then go clothes shopping irl so that works for me.

>I mean, not sure you can tell that under a sports bra that's designed to shape but fair

Just felt bad for roasting your butt and getting nothing but agreement in response.

Kek don't feel bad, with no offense meant it's not as if anyone's opinion on this board is world ending. I appreciate the opinions, it encourages honesty and me being honest myself even if I don't like it. That's what I come to Jow Forums for.

So I'm officially just not gonna wear this, which means of anyone feels like being really nice;
>Is there a subtle way of your gf finding out what lingerie you'd like to see?
>If not, what would be the least awkward way to ask you what you'd like to see your gf in?

If I was your boyfriend I would be a little bit disappointed you didn't try.

Well then how would you suggest? I'm not a very subtle person and I would like for this to be a surprise if at all possible.

You're just avoiding the only answer here you damaged little hillbilly.

Go to a different town, walk to a lingerie store, take a deep breath, walk in, take another deep breath, tell a clerk you want something that will suit your body type, try it on, if it looks nice, buy it.

If you're too insecure to talk to the store clerks, buy some shades and some masking tape(if you don't use plan on using /soc/) and pick out every thing you like at the store then post pics on here. You'll have 10+ responses before you've even decided which set you'll try next.

This isn't as hard as you're making it. Especially if you use the people paid to make sure you walk out with something you'll look fine as fuck in.

Also, I was with a French girl with a body just like yours. She wore play suits, I think they're called. Was very, very nice.

> damaged little hillbilly.
You seem mad, how unfortunate for you.
>try it on, if it looks nice, buy it.
So how does that have anything do with the question I just asked, which was how would you suggest subtly finding out what my boyfriend actually wants to see? I'm aware how to buy this stuff even if I don't want to, but none of that helps with what I've asked about, I'm afraid.

I don't know, maybe I am biased by being a desperate virgin, but I imagine if I was in his position I would appreciate if you addressed me directly, you really can't go wrong with telling him everything you are thinking.
As long as he knows you are actively trying to make him happy, it's an improvement over doing nothing

Nah, innocent maiden is not that hard to pull of, and the lingeri is notnsupposed to stay on you for that long anyway :)

Anwyay good luck non, for what its worth i would bang you in that lingerie no problem. I am sure your bf will appreciate it

If you don't like it return it for a refund. Say it's the wrong size or something.

Show him a lingerie catalog and ask what he finds sexy. (Personally I go more for classy-sultry than trashy)

Oh ya, usually I'd talk through everything with him, I appreciate your concern. I definitely think that after this "surprise" I'm gonna have a discussion so I can get real feedback and get his full opinions on lingerie and stuff. But I do want this time to be a surprise if at all possible. I've only got 3 weeks to prepare so if I can't figure anything out in the next fortnight I will speak to him directly.

I'm not, don't worry.

Just saying something he unwittingly hinted at, that doesn't fit, will look worse than something he knows nothing about, but fits you like a glove.

Otherwise,

This user is on the money. Ask him what attire he's always wanted you to wear during sex.

These are fair points, I guess it's just easy to be self conscious when you're unsure of how the opposite gender views things. Thanks for the compliments, I'll try to chill out somewhat.

I definitely think I'm gonna return it, a bit weird imho considering it's essentially underwear but eh. Like I said there, I do plan on having that serious discussion with him and being blunt and open as possible, but this I want to be a surprise if at all possible. I don't feel like going through a lingerie catalogue will keep a surprise.

Of course you aren't, that's why you clearly got upset, kek. That's fairly common sense, I'm happy enough with that, still not an answer to what I asked tho. is the response to what that user said.

In my culture, we say rude things in a jokey way.

Dumb hick, should slap you back in your place.

In my culture, jokes actually have context for humour and if we say things to be edgy we accept that we come across as bitter or upset. And they're funny, but that's subjective tbf.

You look like a caring gf anonette. It is good to see people like you.

Remember this though it will be better for your relationship than any lingerie. "Relax and smile.."

:)

>actually

Bet when your pops spanked you for attitude that plank booty bruised his palms.

Thanks man, all I want is to be decent to him and make him happy. I'll try to remember to relax, I put a lot of pressure on myself to do well for him so I was kinda hoping something like this would help me ease up but now I just feel worse.

Please stop projecting your childhood onto other people, bud

>not "at least I have a dad"
Lame.

Good luck finding what you need though.

It was tempting but it's low hanging fruit and I don't even know if it's true so it wouldn't be funny to me. Thanks tho, I do appreciate it.

Why the fuck do you feel worse now?

Because now the thing I wanted doesn't work and I've got to come up with a brand new plan. Not worse permanently, the advice I've received has been super helpful, just not convenient.

Oh dont worry, the lingerie is better than nothing. Well maybe nothing is an option too..

But you are already in a pretty good position. We are just aiming for perfection here

Yep, but I'm not looking for perfection, I just want better than "he'll like it because he's a dude". I want him to actually really enjoy it, you know, not just be like "huh cool".

He will like it because it is you. His girlfriend!

The effort will be appreciated greatly (or it should be) and he will screw your brains out hopefully. You are on the right track dont worry, first lingeri might not be perfect and his taste might be different, but you will not learn this without communicating. So just go with this one first if you want, it will be ok..

Relax

I always love it when one of my girlfriends decides to wear lingerie for me, as i just really like the idea of her putting on clothes for sex. Thus, putting them on like that is already quite a big plus i'd say.

The thing that you have to keep in mind is that you might want to wear things that you feel comfortable in, as that is the highest form of attraction: confidence.

As such wear what will make you be confident, but give it an air of sexyness that you deem alright.

Good luck!

>Eh I mean it's 4chins, who's gonna find me?
You might be surprised. I've been recognized. Never, ever, EVER post a face shot on this site.

Trashy whore lingerie is the only category that works for me.

Can't speak for your bf, but I would love it.

This is all so complicated. Just get the jar of peanut butter from out of the fridge and spread it on your erogenous zones, now that outfit is a real treat for him (plus it’s cheap!)

and I’m not even being unironic. whipped cream or chocolate also works

I can understand liking the clothing part though so just do you and have fun with it, I’m sure the lingerie you got can work given the right makeup and/or accompanying garb/accessories such as stockings etc

>crushing on coworker
>buy several pieces of lingerie feeling sexy
>some to entice and some blatant whore
>husband finds them so I say he ruined the surprise
>model this and that and he takes pics
>won't let him keep them on his phone so use mine
>send husband conservative cut, he's happy
>send coworker blatant cut
>coworker wants to meet up after work

Sooooo, OP just buy another set but the "sexy girlfriend" and let your bf and whomever else enjoy

What did you do that you have to "pay back" your bf?

That looks like something Madonna would've worn at her peak. It's not so much trashy whore as it is "super slut"

But it's lingerie , that's usually the look it's going for.