"HALT! Ihre Papiere, Bitte!"

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere, Bitte!"


>The man gestures for your ID.


IF YOU PASS:
>0-2 = Sent to the Western Front.
>3-6 = Sent to the Eastern Front.
>7-9 = Sent to North Africa.
>Doubles = Sent to a comfortable position in Berlin, nice!
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country above your post.
>Quads = Axis wins.
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General)
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) - Genocide country flag above your post.

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED:

>0-2 = Shot on sight.
>3-6 = Sent to Auschwitz.
>7-9 = Tortured for information.
>Doubles = Congratulations! You have become an Honorary Aryan and immediately conscripted into the German Army. Re-roll for your deployment, soldier!
>Triples = The country above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you.
>Quads = Allied Powers win.

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Stupid goys hitler was a (insert) you are all anti white anti semites!

Waffen-SS again, excellent.

sieg heil!

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Sieg Heil

Autistic roleplay for faggots

You know I think germans deserved dresden.

swamp green get

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Sieg!

Guten tag

Tag Freundin

seems like a fun thread

On that note, I get sent to Berlin, take a picture of my dick in Hitler's tranny gf and then assassinate him

all clear here kamrade!

Preparw for a revolution you stupid goys!

calm down mohammed

Roll

If white, Islam shall be the new state religion of the Reich!

Rollin

das rite

Are you racist? They are needed for enrichment!

Roll.

So far i am 3/3 on these. I am chosen

rollan

Sieg Heil

Roll

;)

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Hi

here

CONFIRMED

Axis takes Dresden, seig heil!

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Nice desu senpai

AHEM

thats... thats normal green .. right guys?

Keep up the good work Fritz.

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I want to die for mein VATERLAND and for MEIN FÜHRER

I won this

Ecofascism! For mother earth.

Rolling

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Get off me nugga

Today we exterminate the furries

rolll

roll

Roll

Lets go

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roll

JEW SIGHTED

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Listen if you care so much about the enviorment you should be paying taxes to prevent them.

alright gotta go, goys see me in britain, gotta bring in some nigerian

rofling

>Sieg Heil

Here are my papers.

rolling

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You can't arrest me nigger

Okay, soldiers, let's drown these Yanks into the sea!

FUCK OFF Op, just grab a beer.
youtu.be/UR8wMmcCs8A

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roll

Got my beer, cunt

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YEEt

Rolling

Nicht schiessen!

:DDD

jews rock

I'm in the navy!
We are on u-boots!!!

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roll

suck my uncircumsized dick g*Rman scum.

glad im shot on sight i guess, couldnt live with being a nigger

Ro_lling for hit_ler role....

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What color is my ID?
t. Colorblind fag

Schönes abend noch.

Looking suspiciously Shrekish there my polish friend..

You're not a Jew, are you?
>Raises MP40

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H-hello

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gas gas gas

Your one is not on the list, but I'd class it as Yellow!

Be easy friend. All we want are a few shekels

oy vey !

Thanks user

Here you go sir.

roll

shal... hey mister gestapo. No, i'm not jewish at all. In fact, i'm the cristianiest of the cristians mister. Btw, isn't your leader like 1/4 jew? That's not good at all my white fellow.

roll

ay lmao

Für Deutschland

Rolling

Hitler here lads

whats up bro

Close enough

roll

Oy vey just passing through

Hiter should've fought for Catholicism, take me away now..

There must be some mistake with my papers, I'm clearly pure Aryan

Good work soldier, we'll have an Iron cross for you in no time

halt.

Everything should be in order...

Rolllllllll

roll

Q

>Eyes Switzerland suspiciously

Ruoll

How do you do, fellow Nazis?