Shit I'm horny

I'm a girl with really repressive parents who haven't had sex in 2 years, mainly because of that. Whenever I seem to have a chance with a guy and lay down to have a nap, my mind gets FILLED with chick-lit dirty thoughts about him. I guess it's normal and has something to do with my half-virginity, but hell, it bothers me. Anyone knows why it happens when you lay down? (I'm 20.)

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Slut. Just masturbate.

What's "half-virginity"?

Also what do chick-lit dirty thoughts involve, as in what does the guy do in these thoughts? (genuinely curious, not looking for smut fuel)

Advice: go out with some female friends and smile at a guy you like or something, or maybe join a group / club linked to something you enjoy doing.

Vague thoughts about getting passionately kissed, that skips to being banged, that skips to being loving cuddled, that skips to being banged again...

Wanna like fuck me

Fair enough. Well it's normal I guess. Good luck finding a partner. Try not to throw it away for a quick thrill.

I'm awkwardly online flirting with a friend's friend and we'll meet at a party in a week. Sometimes I'm unpleasing anxious, and sometimes...

Half-virginity = my ex did pop my cherry, but he was the only one, two years ago, and I'm not enough familiarized with sex not to act kinda stupid like this.

Then you’re not a virgin, idiot. Fucking zoomers holy shit.

Stop being rude

No, nigger. It’s normal. You’re an attractive non-virgin young woman with urges.

>popped my cherry
>no sex in 2 years
>half virginity
holy shit lmfao

Zoomers, bro...

Well, I'm not the most sexually active person in the world

Your virginity doesn't grow back like every 4 years

How old are you then? 45?

You’re still not a virgin, retard.

20 she says.

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How you gonna make a thread about that you don’t know what horny is

>I'm not the most sexually active person in the world
that's not that point, you're not a "half-virgin", there's no such thing lol. You're going to mocked here because that kind of statement is a slap in the face of all the actual virgins on this site.

That and she’s stupid as shit.

Incels huh

Better stupid than rude

Ingest laundry detergent, sweetie :^)

Whats your kik so i can talk to you without all these closet fags hating on you just because you're a girl and misused a word

Suicide incitation is a crime

Anyway, I just wanted to know why I get so desperately dirty minded when I lay down

Because you associate it with sex due getting fucked by your ex bf. If you want to jump into the casual sex world then that’s on you.

Bitch are you a cat or a woman. Facking get a hold of your hormones!

I'm a cat and I'll squeek on your roof while having violent bleeding sex with a male

Being hateful and unpleasant has never gotten anyone laid. Just saying.

Imagine how bad it is to be a male virgin your age. I didn't even have repressive parents. But women will not have sex with me

If you are just horny then masturbate
Or just wink at some guy
That works too ive heard

Im 26khhv tho so i eouldnt know

this is the annoying thing about the virginity meme. stupid guys think that sex is like stepping out of an airlock into a completely new world. like, you are a whole new person, once your dick hits some pussy.

OP, however, has more brains that that. what anybody with actual sexual experience thinks of as "virginity" is the personality traits and behaviors. the obsessive need for your lover's attention, insane jealousy and self-doubt, and the need to have sex 5 times a day. getting your cherry popped, or your dick wet, doesn't make you an adult. learning to deal with the incredible hormone-fueled headrush of infatuation is what makes you an adult. acting like a teenager with their first crush is what virginity is all about.

men with stick it in anything that stands still long enough. girls actually look for supportive, interesting, or just plain beautiful, people. if no girl will bang you, I guarantee it is something you are doing to repel them

I'm an actual half virgin. I thought my tampon broke apart inside me and I accidentally tapped my hymen that way. I've still never had sex. You're a poser!

because you are a mammal, a living creature, a thing that needs to reproduce. People like sex, what else is there to say? clearly puberty is starting to kick your ass. I mean... you are in bed with a young man, about your age, and its about that time...

what, exactly, are you asking? did you not know that girls get horny???

*heavy sigh*

I know. I'm worried in case I ever have sex so I never do it. I screwed up my life before I even became an adult and now I have to live with it. I'll die a spinster with no kids. Maybe I'll adopt since no one would want me. Either way, I've accepted my fate of being forever alone a long time ago.

I could understand if she only had oral sex or maybe gave a bf one or two handjobs but holy shit she's been penetrated and still calls herself a half-virgin.

do you not understand what she meant by the word? obviously she wasn't talking about her hymen

I have so much support to give, but nobody wants it from me.

>the obsessive need for your lover's attention, insane jealousy and self-doubt, and the need to have sex 5 times a day. getting your cherry popped, or your dick wet, doesn't make you an adult. learning to deal with the incredible hormone-fueled headrush of infatuation is what makes you an adult. acting like a teenager with their first crush is what virginity is all about
I never actually required virginity in a girlfriend, but these traits are what I want more than anything, not just more than anything else in a partner, but more than anything in the world.

I love us, ngl.

Why don't you seduce someone?

You're 20, you're probably fucking gorgeous and there are men who spotted you on the street having a wank.

You're self-esteem is probs low.

It's time to grab that power, take control of your sex life and go fuck some babe.

Yeah dude calm down it was clearly a very colloquial use of the word virgin, no need to go pedant on casual language.

When you lay down with a dude just ask if he's interrested in sexing. But remember, if he's not interrested you'll have to be ok with it.

You have a high sex drive and you're at the age where your fertility is at it's peak. The repression you speak of means the bottled emotions burst forth when given the chance.

Live your life sexy gal.

Your bed is where you (presumably) masturbate and have sex, so your brain sees being in bed as an arousal cue. This is why you shouldn't mess around on your phone in bed, it teaches your brain "oh so this is where we go to shitpost for hours" instead of "this is where we sleep/sex."

If you had a child, would it be half of a virgin birth?
A discount messiah? He won't forgive you for all of your sins, but he'll let the small ones slide.

You're a fucking retard.
Fucking this. I pray to god another major war breaks out in the next 20 years. All i want to see is those obnoxious ignorant fucks getting blown to bits on the front lines.

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