MOVE OVER WHITEBOI WE WAS SPACE BOUNTY HUNTERS N SHIT

MOVE OVER WHITEBOI WE WAS SPACE BOUNTY HUNTERS N SHIT

Netflix announces their cast lineup for their Cowboy Bebop live action. its as diverse as you could ever want.

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Another nostalgic memory destroyed.

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How did anyone expect a netflix bebop to go well?

Nobody did, we just wanted to see how big of a shit show they could make it. So far we are off to a good start

Wasn't Faye supposed to be SUPER pretty and HOT?

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I wonder if ANYONE watches these live action remakes.
I've never heard anyone talking about them EVER.

Some fucking ugly mutt jewess is supposed to be a femme fatale?

>Flat chested Faye
FUCKING WHY

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Also, shame they didn't do it years before.

Could have been Keanu Reeves as Spike.

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>watching live action adaptations of anime
I thought that level of gay unreachable

>Cowboy bebop ruined
>Ghost in the shell ruined
>Berserk on the way
Next stop AKIRA

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Reeves could still do it, Fucker doesn’t age.
The rest of the cast is so fucked that it really wouldn’t matter much, though.

>japanese anime
>adaptation led by country that nuked them into oblivion
>mexican, korean, nigger, and brit
>half the plot is completely remade from the ground up sharing only the name
>this somehow honors the tradition and pays omage to the creator of the franchise in japan
OHOHOHO AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>Who should we get to play Spike Spiegel
>Obviously we should cast an asian guy
what

He would have been perfect. Its generally accepted that Spike is half Asian anyway and half white. Name and hair being the giveaway. Keanu would have been perfect.

Gradually I began to hate them.

Berserk already got ruined by youtube-blender-tutorial-by-an-indian-guy level 3d renders, not sure what more a couple of niggers can do.

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No ed?

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Atleast we still have the manga, if he doesnt fucking die within the next 30 years maybe he will finish it.

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*smacks lips*
SO YOU BE SAYIN' I HAVE TO KILL THIS TESUO PSYCHIC NIGGA N SHEEIT?

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You would hate my Lewds of The Major that I made.

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>Next stop Akira
They're already doing it, don't check for yourself it's very disappointing.

I think they are just for money laundering.

>meanwhile, on EVA Jow Forums...

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Ed will be a transgender boy

It'll bomb.

makes sense

I hadn't even thought that this is some shit they will absolutely pull

how is this happening?
are the content creators selling out?
who the fuck is giving these monsters the rights to ruin great culture?
this is marxism in its purest form
evil

Burn it with fire

you can possibly add gundam to the list because they already in pre-production on the film

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That’s netflix for you. They are anti-white, and don’t even hide it.

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This is pushing me over the edge.
I mean, I knew before of the fuckup on The Witcher, but seeing it just did it.

Just Christchurch my shit up, senpai

Actually gross

technically while its not a hard fixed rule it is a standard for whites to be blond in anime even if they are a historical figure who was a brunette and blue black hair (black hair with blue sheen) is jap only and always a stricktly business hero this is because there are actually a few japs with that hair and its connected to a historical figure who had that same hair

now i will admit i see the cast as white if i wanted to cast it in the west and i doubt any one would complain in japan if you did but there would be no mexican or black guy in the main cast. mexicans are banned from all adaptations. i dont have to explain it here but they all know. from japan to thailand they all know

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joan of arc is a prime example. bitch had black hair. 100% of all anime versions shes a blond . also legend of galactic heroes is a prime example of the hair color dynamic with the 2 main characters

Black guy looks goofy as fuck

Which grotesque tranny will be playing Ed i wonder

It will be none other than Jazz Jennings

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you disguting sick mf

>Solid pick
Get fucked

>56%er breastlet as faye valentine
God. Fucking. Damn. it.

Big tits are sexist and oppressive

>chink is a solid pick

He's not white, you dickbag.

Who cares? The original show already perfectly attained what it set out to do.
It wouldn't matter who they casted or who was involved I don't see the point of watching anything else.

Spike is at least half asian. Mars was English Japanese Chinese and he was in a Triad gang. At worst he is full asian. Of all the choices Netflix went with he is far from the worst.

i disapprove spike's actor but i'm ok with all the rest in tha tpicture.
i wonder who will play the hacker loli
best spike

I hate these trend of injecting 3D models on anime so much.
Its all shit, all of it, not even the robots are good. They haven't done it well not once. Whatever example you think was alright is wrong and you should end yourself.

>mfw

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>live-action adaptation of garbage show will be garbage
Woooooow, that's amaaaazing

>Spike is at least half asian
Based on what? doens't even look remotely Asian, but that's anime for you.

>fucking harold
>far from the worst
have you ever seen this guy try to act

Is that a fucking cravat??

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>have you ever seen this guy try to act
lol yeah its going to be garbage

The anime and the creator himself. Spike was based on some 1960s/1970 turbo chad alpha cock japanese male he idolized. And in the anime Spike was born on Mars an eglish chinese japanese colony and was with a triad gang for a long time. The fact that his hair is a jewfro and the colony is part english and his spiegal last name is the only thing that credits Spike to being half white, or really half jewish.

There are worse. Never said he was the best or ideal.

>black dog is black
can't really be mad over that desu

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Still better than Scarlett Noemotionstospeakof

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Don't forget Death Note.

Imagine being triggered by PoC being included in society. Lol

Setting aside the race issue, this is just bad casting. John fucking Cho? Do you look at him and think badass, in any way? He should be playing Ed, not Spike. Spike should be someone like Keanu Reeves.
You can get a black guy playing Jet, but it should be a mulatto (he could have a white mom), this black guy looks like a pathetic annoyer, not a Terry Crews happy tough guy. Faye is the only one who should probably be fully Asian in my opinion, but the girl at least looks like she can play a salty bitch.

Def Notez was so fucking bad, I can't even articulate it.

This is just another type of welfare--cultural.

Let me guess, Ein is going to be a pit bull

ENOUGH!
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE RUIN COWBOY BEBOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>everyone looks like a grody drug addict of some sorts
oh god it's death note, but this time I actually care please god just smite the jews already

At this point Ron pearlman could’ve played Jet and that would’ve been a better pick. Why jet? He’s the farthest from an actual fuckin Black man. Super calm and conscise, always knows how to get out of a fix. They could’ve made Faye black and actually hot. I would’ve been okay with that. Making jet black is just an insult to the character himself.

Fuck

>Imagine being so triggered by paleskins that you need to enforce brownwashing their works to feel included
Kek, they really do have higher levels of estrogen, don't they.

I feel like we need to discredit any mixed Anime character's "Japanese" side. Makes no sense when there's a blonde-haired, blue-eyed foreign exchange student that's half-Japanese in every fucking anime

Bullshit, there's no way Otomo would allow it

GitS was a lost cause since Shirow gave up on life years ago when his apartment burned down

best Faye

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wahmen aren't sex objects user

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LOL, Arnold&Kumar chinkguy as Spike... An ugly mexcrement as Faye... A nigger and a an ugly mystery meat.
10/10 would watch ! Would even stop torrenting and subscribe to both Jewflix and pewdiepie !

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Are those niipples pink?

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Kill it with fire

>netflix live action
have they made a single good one?

curious about this though. who'd you cast?

forgot death note

GrossShe for sure pumped up those nips before the photo shoot

Its not being done by Netflix, but by Leonardo diCaprio. Taika Waititi is the director. Screenplay by Marco Ramirez.

Meh. I'm sure it would have sucked ass even if it wasn't "diversified."

Ignore it and it will go away.
Just like Netflix Death Note.

Actor for spike is actually a great choice.. hes a good actor prob the best in the cast

First episode is worse than you think.

We begin on what is almost a beat-for-beat recreation of the Cowboy Bebop movie cold open, but with a twist. Instead of a grocery store, this scene takes place on a casino— a SPACE casino. This is the equivalent of the space casino scenes in the ‘Honky Tonk Women’ episode of the anime. Regardless, the scene is almost identical to the movie’s opening, down to the ICONIC line that Spike utters at the end… chills. They also introduce some political subtext here about refugees, though I don’t believe they went far enough with it to be meaningful. Anyway, this scene familiarizes us with one of the bounties that Spike and Jet are after—Tanaka. Tanaka is a “wannabe preacher with a gun” that hates refugees and used to work in a casino. Well, I should say he WAS all that… before Spike and Jet demolished him and his operation. This scene also showcases some cool new gadgets that weren’t shown in the anime, including a gun that shoots black holes. Yup, black holes.

A classic anime, ruined. What's new?

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The anime is still there. This is just a dumb thing someone dumb is doing.

so they spoiler the ending of the anime with his iconic final line but in the first episode

I bet they think they are so smart with this "foreshadowing"

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They also introduce Vicious and Faye with new storylines in the first episode.

that broad is mediocre looking in the real world. i mean, she's in good shape, but she's just meh. they could have done much better.

>new storylines
oh boy

>watched King Arthur: Legend of the Sword yesterday
>"I dub thee Sir Niggerlot"

Why can't we have anything to ourselves anymore?

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Everything the light touches is Wakanda now.

what the fuck did you just say?

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sounds more gay than the cartoon

>cartoon
anime*

Eva will always be perfect and pure.

I thought Jet Black was a nigger though? Not that dark, obviously.