How do I find a shy/quirky gf?

How do I find a shy/quirky gf?

I'm big into girls who do stuff like:

>talk to themselves
>have retarded hobbies
>don't wear makeup
>walk weird

etc.

but they're so hard to find, where to find one?

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Never stick your dick in crazy

That actually sounds more like you want an autistic gf.

Talks to themselves? I guess you mean in a cute way like because of their shyness and not because they are insane.

Uhh, idk bro. Probably college classes desu. Look around and just look for your type I guess. Basically the ones who are quieter.

How are they crazy?

I'm talking about the kind of girl you'd meet in a church, not the kind you'd find smoking weed in a church's graveyard.

How so?

>Probably college classes desu
I'm 22.

as a quirky gal i can tell you that there are plenty lurking at artsy/local coffee shops in your area (if you have any at least). books stores too especially booksamillion or just literally find out if you have art classes or anything artsy in your college because they're probably a bunch of girls there. a LOT of quirky girls are deprived of affection so shes gonna be clingy

Dude church girls define crazy - sick, repressed sluts

Okay so I find one then what?

>I'm 22
What's that supposed to mean then?

You could probablt search for local groups based around esoteric interests and hobbies and see if they have female members. Then work from there. You have some pretty specific qualifications that will only apply to a tiny minority of women so it could take a while. This also assumes you'll like everything else about her and vice versa.

This sounds like good advice. There's probably some quirky types in other creative pursuits like drama, poetry photography and video design. But as was stated you should know what you're getting into with regards to a relationship with these women. Clinginess, strong emotions, obsessive hobbies/passions etc.

I'm too old for that.

Where to search for groups like this?

Came here to say the same thing.

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>I'm too old for that.
Bullshit.

>>talk to themselves
>>have retarded hobbies
>>don't wear makeup
>>walk weird

ayy lmao describes my gf to a T. Excellent taste OP, I hope you find what you're looking for

not OP but I do

where are they?

What's her number?

Same
best type of gf desu

>not going for the girl smoking weed in a cemetery

When will the degeneracy end

I'm like that, if you count drawing, tabletopping and bookbinding retarded hobbies

I'm also like that but I would never date someone unless they were also like myself. Your zodiac has to be in alignment with me. We shouldn't be born more than a week apart. Otherwise, we'd be too different from one another. It'd never work.

Kek

I've dated a girl that might meet your criteria. She was crazy. You'd think a quirky loving gf would be great but to say she was clingy is an understatement. We've been broken up for a month now and she's still very attached to me, plans on winning me back and all that.

so make sure you find a girl that's also relatively well adjusted OP

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Nigga I'm 21 and I recently switched majors so I'm a first year. My boyfriend started uni at 23.

Nigga I've finished uni and have a full time job paying fat stacks, I cant go back. I need autistic pussy badly buy not that badly.

autistic pussy is the best pussy desu

Community college maybe?

What does it smell like?

places where they work with animals.

autistic girls love animals.

There are no prisons near me.

>How so?

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> TFW this pic basically sounds like you

Yeah... I seriously didn't get the "human" thing for years. Still don't sometimes.

We're out there. Awkward. Quiet. Often picked up by abusive assholes who lock up up in towers so nobody knows we exist. Ok, so it's a third floor apartment or somthing but functionally close enough.

The trick is finding the right kind of crazy. Functional crazy. The kind who knows they have issues and try not to let it get out of hand or hurt you.

The problem is a lot of crazies don't know they are crazy or don't have the capacity to be a functional crazy. This turns out badly. Avoid anyone with Hello Kitty as this is practically the national flag for non-functioning crazy.

I had to recuse a guy from a non-functional crazy by using my crazy to lure him away. Bitch was having back-outs and attacking him during them. I told him straight I wasn't going to be his GF, that this was a rescue mission only. He never got the memmo. Tried to actively ruin my life when I peaced out.

The crazy life: not for the faint of heart.

Anyway: look in weird places. Comic shops. Arcades. In a park alone (especially if using the playground equipment by herself). Talking to random old people in a cafe. Things like that.

Happy hunting.

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How would girls like that want to be approached? I'm not usually one for cold-approaching. What are some signs that she'd be open to talking?

Bump

Good question

not hard to find they're just all fat or smell weird or both. go to your local park or library and find the ones with the sleeves over their fists and headphones in, probably have gross frizzy hair and say things like "heck" and "meh"

>target acquired
Here OP one is here and advertising herself.

Also, hi there..

Only narcissists would rationally date one of you.

However you do make a good point about hello kitty

That shit screams "I've been sexually abused at some point or another"

OP, I'm going to tell you a story in hopes you learn from my mistakes

>Be me (faggot) circa maybe high school through age 22
>Incredibly into shy, awkward girls for some reason
>Date one after the other, get bored (in my case they had few to no interests, always expected me to take the lead (in terms of stuff to do,) never had any suggestions/opinions, couldn't take them to meet anybody because they'ed just be flustered in the corner (sounds adorable until they can't even hang out with you and your friends without you being right beside them the whole time, or you can't leave them alone at a party))
>In addition, their complacency and indifference in bed personally was so much of a turnoff (do you even want to be here or are you just "putting up with this" for my sake,) that I only had sex with 2 out of the maybe 5 or 6, and only one more than once.
>Would grow bored, dump, get a new one
>Cycle continued until roommate pointed it out to me, theorizing that media had convinced me that, when someone is quiet/awkward, they have a "hidden side" that they'll show to me, which keeps me interested
>Unfortunately, that's not the reality 99% of the time

Now my criteria for girls I date are:
>Have at least one interest that is outside the norm
>Can into bantz

I date much less now, but when I do, I'm much happier.

If this is true (I haven't found it to be the case,) you could always volunteer at an animal shelter.

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I sincerely hope this fucking prostitute does not make the kind of money she lists as the prices on her website

somebody should be mugging the men that pay this woman before they have the chance to

what is your zodiac and birth week?
fingers crossed.
also wouldn't being born in the same week practically guarantee sharing a zodiac sign?

you seem cute. why didn't you want to date that guy, but are currently in an abusive relationship?

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If a girl tell you she is shy or quirky, chances are, she is:
>a massive slut
>Borderline
>both

Im right here baby

Waifuism is great and all, but this image is horrifying.

So you want a schizophrenic girl who is also a little bit retarded?

cons, libraries, art galleries, cafes, basically places of a introspective nature. user I know that feel. I too look for such a girl but they are rare, but I've seen them a few times they do exist. I just fucked up everytime...

really? you are an actual girl?
I don't think those traits mean that, talking to yourself is not necessarily insanity.

not a girl but if it was me.. hmm I'm gonna assume she is reading a book or is wearing something cool. I'd a comment about it in the friendliest way possible while keeping just a bit of distance as she is most likely introverted she might scare off. So like " hey, excuse me. Yeah I just wanted to say you have a really (nice, cute, cool) outfit. It looks kinda like lolita style and I really fuck with it." Or if she is reading a book "hey excuse me, yeah I was just look for something interesting and you seem like you're realllyy into your book. what kinda book is it? "
Try to ask open ended questions. Like avoid yes or no's. Anyway last tidbit. It's less about what you say and more about how you say it. Aka detach yourself from uncontrollable outcomes and be sure of the actions you want to and can make.

bs like really user stop spreading lies.

hobbies but definitely not retarded fuck the haterz

>we'd be too different from one another. It'd never work.

damn story of my life right there

goddamn that image is so fucked

thats what I'm thinking lol

:)

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CUTE

>In a park alone (especially if using the playground equipment by herself)
this is cute but also depressing.

Fucking lol

Is it bad to dream? To want someone you can truly connect with?

>a bit chubby with readhead and freckles
I'd kill to have her, desu

I think it sounds cute, would I ever have a bf from here?