If you could go back to 2009 what would you do differently?

Join the Air Force.

Listen to my ipod before some nigger stole it.

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Id tell myself to stop worrying and just get a gf. Maybe then I wouldn't be approaching wizardry

>If you could go back to 2009 what would you do differently?
Convince my parents to sell their house (I still lived with them then) with my knowledge of the future, use the money to invest in Amazon. Then use my vast fortune to try and avert the US from becoming Brazil.

You are a couple of really sad fucks if that's where your mind goes with this question

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I would go back to 99

>SELL ALL MY STOCK IN Y2K

I would make a major effort to end my internet addiction.
I would have avoided wasting my time on all the sites.
I would have actually attempted to learn how to play that fucking piano my aunt gave me for Christmas in 2008.
I would have stopped drinking caffeine sooner and I would have never touched alcohol.
But I would still be me and still have things I dislike about myself and my life.

Buy bitcoin of course

mine bitcoin and buy over 1,000,000

Make a fortune sportsbetting. Marry my wife and start having kids a couple years earlier.

I would reroll if I could keep knowledge. Alive in 85 baby. Interstate 76 here we come.

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I'd warn Chris Hemsworth and tell him he should get a vasectomy so that he can stay childless. In a few years he has to pay tons of child support and alimony. Sad story bro.

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Alternatively: Use my knowledge of the future to stop CERN from taking over the world with their monopoly on time travel

Kill myself so I wouldn't have to suffer the shitstorm that was the 2010s

I would travel to germany and deepdick your mother.

I would've actually swallowed my pride and went to Columbia University instead of being a 24 year old virgin with 3 colleg3 credits to his name. Going from years of Ultra Orthodox Hassidic Jewish Private schools to a charter school in the Bronx really fucked up my psyche.

I was cast down to the Sodomites... along with my brother. He got it worse... he went to THE worst public school in the Bronx... John F. Kennedy High School (now closed down).

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Invest in buttcoin

>Romney 2012
>White Horse prophecy
>world ends by Dec 31 2012

it would have been perfect

well half the other answers are hurr i'd get rich, i think thats just as sad, if not more so.
I've got plenty of money, own my home outright and live pretty well and basically only work to occupy myself and socialize but times have changed and as a result I only meet gold digging whores which has awoken me to the fact that somethings life and the people you knew before you had money was better.

Buy crypto. Fucking be retired and challenge McAfee to a pissing contest on top of a whale.

> I'm already rich so the ppl who said get rich are lame and everyone's lame when you're rich

Fuck off with this shit. You just suck.

Enjoy being poor.

I'd stop fapping.

What makes you think you wasted the next ten years?

Why would you do that differently?

I would have stayed in the army and never found this website

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That was the year I dropped out of school, became a NEET. It was also the year I found Jow Forums. I probably wouldn’t have done anything different desu, the world is shit anyway and there’s no point

Convince my younger self to quit porn while still vanilla. Also stop my stupid ass from breaking up with my high school waifu to pursue personal degeneracy in college. Fuck, I hate my porn addiction

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I'll have some kids with my wife while you long for a meaningful relationship, sad fuck. I said buy crypto because it'd be nice to not worry about money, but it's also nice to be able to maintain intimate eye contact with a woman I know is "the one".

Faggot.

ok poor cunt.

You’re the one user take care of yourself

become biff tannen

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based

I’d tell Obama to scrap the exchanges and just expand Medicare, also to campaign all throughout 2010 like it was a presidential year to defend the House.

Lmao why not just go back and not waste the 10 years in the first place? Fool

Process operation in college
Start a family(younger)

What are you doing now brother?

that how i got homeless

>If you could go back to 2009 what would you do differently?
Buy bitcoins.

Use the money from my part time job to invest in bitcoin and tech stocks. Actually try in school and not be an edgelord fuck up. God I wish I could go back lads.

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Can I go back to 1939 and warn a certain Austrian?

I really miss her, and she treated me good. It was a stupid thing for me to do. I always regretted it.

buy shit tons of bitcoin

This for me too. I hope when we die we get another chance to fix our mistakes. I've made several thousand and I expect to make many more.

same but mostly bitcoin

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Best all of my savings on Donald Trump to win 2016 Presidential election

Imagine the juicy betting lines that you can find.

Read more books. Not started a porn site. Kept in touch with a school friend who killed himself before we had chance to reconnect. Exited a business earlier instead of blowing so much money on keeping it going for years. Not get drunk so much.

Are you a grill??

If memory serves it was a 2-to-1 payout on 5Dimes

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If you could go back in time to 2019, what would you do differently?

Invest heavily into Netflix and reap the
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