Convince me to stay alive

I’ll be 24 yo in 2 months:

>never had friends
>hugless
>touchless
>kissless
>virgin
>never been to a party
>never been to a bar
>never been to a barbershop, cut my hair myself (looks like absolute shit)
>lifting for 5 years, zero gains made
>afraid of basic tasks like sending an email, making a phone call, going through a check out line
>receded hairline, ugly as fuck
>never had a conversation with a woman outside of work
>never made a girl laugh
>get no matches on dating apps
>disliked by parents
>no hobbies, don’t enjoy doing anything

Is there any reason to stay alive?

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>Is there any reason to stay alive?
Try therapy for mental issues

>work
>money
>hobbies
>Happiness

Do you have siblings? how will they feel if you off yourself?

Get a dog and realize that yes we're humans and capable of complex thoughts, but in the end, we're still animals and animals never go around wishing they were dead.

>never had friends
Were you homeschooled? This seems implausible.
>hugless
>touchless
>kissless
>virgin
>never been to a party
>never been to a bar
All overrated. Well, imo at least. I've only had like one hug and it wasn't even expected. I'm 26 btw.
>never been to a barbershop, cut my hair myself (looks like absolute shit)
If you know the solution to your problem then fix it.
>lifting for 5 years, zero gains made
Then change your routine. Make sure your diet is suited for muscle growth.
Less twinkies and more protein.
>afraid of basic tasks like sending an email, making a phone call, going through a check out line
Social anxiety sucks. I have milder symptoms of it as well. An effect of prolonged isolation on my part. But it's never as bad as you think it will be.
>receded hairline, ugly as fuck
Wear hats. But not fedoras.
>never had a conversation with a woman outside of work
So what? Most people(women included) are fucking terrible, boring, losers and cowards. You probably put too much value in what the think of you.
>never made a girl laugh
I have. Though it's been a long time. She even said 'I love you' in a joking manner afterwards(we were friendly co-workers amd she had a crush on me at the time I believe). It's not that exciting really.
>get no matches on dating apps
Oh no.
>disliked by parents
Unless you're dependant on them it shouldn't matter that much to you. I don't like mine despite the fact that they love me.
>no hobbies, don’t enjoy doing anything
Yeah, I know that feel.

>Is there any reason to stay alive?
Habit I guess. Maybe fear as well. You'll be dead soon enough anyway, no need to rush things.

How many girls have you asked on date this year?
>inb4 0
Go to night club and drink alcohol. Then bee yourself.
Alternatively sign up for dancing classes and ask your dance partner what are her plans after class. Invite her for burger.

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Code Vein is releasing this year

Don't worry user, it's only gonna get worst from here if you don't make a change.

>no friends
You said you have no hobbies. Friends are people who enjoy doing the same things as you. If you do nothing then nobody enjoys hanging out with you. Do something that involves and interests other people. We are talking because we both use Jow Forums.

>virgin
Being social and having friends will get you a girlfriend.

>never been to party
Friends.

>never been to a barbershop
Nothing is stopping you but I cut my own and think it looks great. You could look up tutorials.

>5 years no gains
Part of working out is diet. I work out all the time but since I eat grains and sugary foods my abs don’t show through. I only have them when I diet. Another thing is protein if you want big gains.

Make sure you push yourself to the point of collapse and do each exercise correctly. Rep count doesn’t matter, quality does.

>afraid of social interaction
I was pretty timid back in highschool. I spent years in online chatrooms and voice chats which carried over into real life. You gotta practice talking to people. It’s not a skill you're born with.

>ugly
Well first of you’re boring, have no confidence, no gains, a bad haircut, don’t talk to people so yes, you’re unattractive. Like come on you can fix all this. Go to /fa/ and find some cool clothes to wear. Practice your social skills and talk to people even if it’s awkward because that’s the only way you get better. No pain no gain.

>never talked to a girl or get matches
No hobbies, ugly, and afraid to talk to people.

>disliked by parents
There is nothing you’ve done for them to be proud of

>no hobbies
Ok this is why you have no friends. You have to be doing things and interacting with people to make friends. Nobody is going to break into your house to talk to you. Friends are people with similar interests. Play games, work out, go to events, do something. How many things have you tried? Don’t be afraid to try new things. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Aww man I should have copied and pasted for my reply

This is me

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Go do some volunteer work for some charity.

It will
-take your mind off yourself
-put you in the company of nice people
-give you a chance to make friends
-increase your self-esteem
-show you there are those far worse off than you

This is some decent advice. It also can look good on a resumé and might give you some exercise amd fresh air.

You're not gonna kill yoursef because you're a pussy. You only want attention that's all.

pick one thing at a time to work on until you become the person you want to be

Fuck yes. AnonOp please follow this man's advice.

Great advice user

bro the way i see it you just gave yourself a list of reasons

How to find it, also how do I get money to stay alive

Jesus died for you. It's time for you cast aside your walks of sin and to live for God's glory to the fullest!

I'm going to ignore the socially related stuff for now. You said you lift, what do you eat during the day? Just keep in mind it takes months to see noticeable muscle growth, it's not going to happen within a single month.

God didn't care to give him a fair chance in life
Why would he care for him praying

>never had friends
i've had many, but because of one girl (crystal l garza many have stopped talking. i only have 5 true friends left. even then they don't partake in my hobbies.
>hugless
massage parlor/stripclub
>touchless
massage parlor/stripclub
>kissless
massage parlor (actually many places don't kiss). stipclubs, many do.
>virgin
massage parlor/stripclub
>never been to a party
go to a bar (sports related, learn a little about the team), if everyone yells in celebration. join in.
>never been to a bar
read above
>never been to a barbershop, cut my hair myself (looks like absolute shit)
you know the problem and solution. fix it.
>lifting for 5 years, zero gains made
change routine/eat less.
>afraid of basic tasks like sending an email, making a phone call, going through a check out line
sorry about the anxiety.
>receded hairline, ugly as fuck
my hair started falling out in hs. it sucks. now i do a shave fade, but sadly i keep whatever i have on top at a 1 or 2. im afraid to shave it completely.
>never had a conversation with a woman outside of work
think of it as practice.
>never made a girl laugh
meh
>get no matches on dating apps
massage parlor/stripclub
>disliked by parents
who cares
>no hobbies, don’t enjoy doing anything
pick up a pencil/pen and draw. even if it's ugly. keep at it. also you already have a hobby: working out. keep at it.

>Is there any reason to stay alive?
To live with virtue

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>>never had friends
You don't talk to anyone in a capacity in which you might consider yourself their friend? And you've never done this? Anyone at all? Unless you've literally never left the house since you were a toddler I doubt this faggot. Making friends takes effort, so don't complain if you're not trying
>>hugless
>>touchless
>>kissless
>>virgin
See above. All of this could be solved with some effort
>>never been to a party
Overrated
>>never been to a bar
Also overrated, but if you can legally drink why haven't you gone? This one is your fault
>>never been to a barbershop, cut my hair myself (looks like absolute shit)
Also your fault. If you know how to fix this problem then why haven't you done it? Also good practice for socializing lightly
>>lifting for 5 years, zero gains made
Literally not possible unless you're full of shit. Even with a shitty routine and diet you should've made even some gains if you started at 19. Post your stats and go check your routine and diet. Consult Jow Forums. Start a PPL and get a ton of protein.
>>afraid of basic tasks like sending an email, making a phone call, going through a check out line
Why? Ask yourself that. Why are you afraid? What is there to be afraid of? People's opinions of you? Look at how fickle and temporary opinions are, like vapor in the wind.
>>receded hairline, ugly as fuck
Wear hats. Shave it. Make the most with what you have
>>never had a conversation with a woman outside of work
So go talk to people. Go to a bar, a coffee shop. Someplace that people socialize and meet
>>never made a girl laugh
See above
>>get no matches on dating apps
Okay
>>disliked by parents
Okay
>>no hobbies, don’t enjoy doing anything
Then DO SOMETHING. Why do you again complain when the solution is so obvious and right in front of you. This has got to be the most glaring issue so far. You bitch and moan about people not liking you when you do fuck all. You're a boring fucking robot. Apply yourself OP.

This, having a life to be responsible for sounds scary but a loving pup will add so much joy and purpose to your life. Dogs don't care if you're ugly or awkward or smelly, they will love you unconditionally for their entire lives. One of the reasons they're better than having kids.

>cut my hair myself
>afraid of basic tasks like sending an email, making a phone call, going through a check out line
My nigga!

But there is nothing to kill yourself over. Instead of the dating meme, you gotta take care of your own shit and find some hobbies and passions. The rest is secondary.

My life didn’t start till 24 op, don’t give up I was in the exact same position as you. I’m 26 now and my life is 180 degrees in the opposite my 300+ self could even imagine how much was possible until I started to give my self credit for things and seen myself as a competent man