>STOP! Show me your identification papers.
This border patrol agent asks for your ID, your first roll decides your fate. Only triples and quads will save you on responses.
If your ID is
>White, you are President Trump and take over the thread
>Green, ICE (pass)
>Blue, Border Patrol(pass)
>Yellow, National Guard (pass)
>Purple, Wall builder (pass)
>Orange, illegal immigrant (fail)
>Red, fugitive (fail)
>Black, cartel member (fail)
>Brown, Smuggler (fail)
>Pink, pregnant illegal immigrant (fail, but bonus citizenship for your baby if you make it through)
>Grey, Cartel kingpin (you bribe your way through)
If you pass
>0-2 sent to clean out San Antonio
>3-6 remain on southern border
>7-9 sent to clean out LA
>Doubles, sent to Canadian border
>Triples, Trump is re-elected
>Quads, the wall is finished and border permanently sealed
If you FAIL, you are arrested and...
>0-2 locked in a small cage
>3-6 deported
>7-9 shot
>Doubles, escape into Texas
>Triples, given legal status and welfare
>Quads, your entire caravan breaks through and Texas turns blue
Papers, please
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National guard trooper rolling through
how about we article 5 his ass out of existence?
Games? I like games
I won't bother to separate you from your spiclets
That BP agent doesn't even look American.
Fuck this gay country I want to move to Europe.
RAWLIN NYUQQAH
roll for freedumz
Dammit, so close
Merican here *Chews on chicken from KFC*
bomb the spics border war now
i am the boarder patrol now, you nigger
rollin'
*Gets shot*
Shiieeeett
idk
Just a humble Mennonite on my way to visit my brethren in Ontario.
Rollin
>sent to clean out San Antonio
lets do this
Onions un hombre blanco, mi amigo.
God damn ice always up my ass; here!
>Wall Builder
>Canadian border
It will be glorious wall. I guarantee.
Got your work cut out for you
ass
I'm white I swear.
GET IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
pls mister white man let me hrough i want to surprise fuck your wimminz and take ur job
Trump ID should be orange
I em a doce years old, is true
i'm white
rolling
Rolling
sheeeeeeeit
Honk Honk
prove you’re an American copper! Who was the Yankee Clipper?
Nice. The wall just got 10 ft higher.
Niggers
Le 56%
Kek me
Fuck I’m a nigger
roll
rolling
Jokes on him. You can't ask for ID papers inside the US border without reasonable cause. I'm as white as they come. I'm so white I have a lawyer I can call. Easy safe.
Roll
revolver
ROLLING
Moist Nugget > Air Shit 15
FUCK YOU AMERICANA
Rollin
See this roll? I'm a God of border crossings.
Fuck yea
Ok roll
Roll
Sup homes
Let's talk about it officer
I'm a white American get out of my way
Beaner spotted
checked
Joltin' Joe would approve.
Roll up
No hablo gringo
American dream here I come!
...
no wait!
I'm not worried. I'll just use my neighbors kid as a passport.
2020 Confirmed.
Demoshits, Yang gang BTFO.
Not that it's necessary. Guess I'm imprisoning some economic migrants.
op you massive faggot go post garbage like this on Jow Forums. saged
roll
We have trips boys
Trump has secured the 2020 presidency.
Next trips secures a republican house
I have come to this country to form a shitposting agency, please let me through, trooper!
henry rawllins
>88
Nice
I'm only going through to warn you all that the frogs are dying
Rollin
Well shit.
Buck
White man rolling for his white house
Roll
You have to go back
Indigo. Can't tell if I'm patrolling the wall or building it.
Just heading through, man
Hola
Roll
here goes
Roll for giggles
Roll
Please I just want to work
tfw when
si senor onions legal
Roll
suck my dick and lick my asshole
rolling for dumb luck
Rawlin'
Could be worse
Enjoy your welfare
You can't stop me
uhhhhhhhh