Applying for an IT job

>doesn't know how to strip wire

Don't work there, stupid. Find a better company.

This. There are brown people in charge there. No serious place asks you to write that kind of s*.

"As a jewish man blabla bla bla more poc blabla bla more lgbtq blabla bla more women"
BAM, you are hired.

I work to live, not the other way around. IT pays pretty good which is the only reason I still do it.

This
You applying to that bullshit only seeks to reinforce that people want to work there, and thus they are in demand.

"I'm a nice guy, it's not my fault women like to be treated like whores"

Autistic! Perfect, OP, do this.

But seriously if this is the way people are hiring now a days, just pay the $300 filing fee and get your name legally changed to Tyrone Katz. When people ask you if it’s your real name say ‘it’s my government name, my name is (whatever your name is)’

Let's write it for him Jow Forums! one word or phrase only. I'll start.

Dear

as a huwhite man, my culture, cell phones, anti-biotics, classical music, internet, democracy...

Or write your answer in binary ASCII for the lulz.

Fake the resume, completely suck the dick of the hiring manager when you interview, get the position. Bide your time and grit your teeth for the 3 month probation period and the second they give you domain admin, blow away all of the backups & cloud backups, torch the RAID's and shit on your bosses desk

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what a gorriliant idea!

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What’s pretty good in dollar terms? If it’s under 80k it’s not worth the headfuck

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I didn't know office space had a sequel

I think you should do that while being legally named Tyrone Katz.

probably 80k after the benefits are calculated in. What do you do that 80k isn't 'worth it'

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Write somthing to troll them / redpill them HARD. You don't want that job

Do what Chad does. Find out who the hiring manager is. Call them. Make them like you. Make them hope you decide to apply. Make them ask their HR liaison daily whether you applied. When you finally do apply, the hiring manager already knows he will hire you and doesn’t even read your answer.

I literally used to make $75k a year grooming dogs. Buy a trailer and pay for google ad works and get in those ‘next door’ type of apps. Schedule work around your life. You would probably make more than what I did that way. Because I worked at a shop as a w2 employee and only made 50% plus tips.

Thought about that, but I am worried about being exposed as a WYACIST huwhite supREEEEmist. Shit posting doesn't pay the bills.

Just write GTKRWN over and over filling the entire page. Some nigger got accepted at Stanford for writing black lives matter 100 times.

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Companies talk with themselves and have blacklists. You don't want some HR cunt to destroy your future job prospects just because you wanted to shitpost irl.

Tell em you'll fight for open borders in israel.

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remind them they need a "token white" and how you're the best at the job.

>Let's write it for him Jow Forums! one word or phrase only. I'll start.
>Dear
Libfaggots,

Answered your own question. I’m just a busted ass boat driver and I’m on 77k and I don’t have to put up with this bullshit. IT sounds like the worst meme career ever

Hey niggers...
“Impeach Trump and Die”. (2019)
amazon.com/dp/B07M7DWJSN

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you should write nothing and become self-employed instead of being a little faggot

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When the employer asks for a statement like this, doesn't it mean they're literally asking you to fill out the paperwork for your own H1B application? I think this means the job isn't for domestic applicants

Say you have autism and would help diversify their creative process

Great at sucking dick

Reveal power level and apply somewhere else.

You will purge the company of all POC, allowing white people to be more productive in a safer environment

Begin your statement with "As a Jew...."

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Write about being Jewish, what is this your first day here. You know enough to fake it, claim you are an atheist but your mom is Jewish.

You should work somewhere else cause the person who wrote this PD is a fucktard.

>IT in 2019
>9-to-5 schedule
Okay.

Tell them you're a Jew.

There isn't enough you can do as a white person. Your very existence is anathema to them.

You need to check your race as black and write "fuck white men" until you fill a page. The see see how brave and stunning you are and they'll have to give you a job. When they see that you aren't black call them racist and sue them for discrimination.

honk honk

This is what we all need to be doing...

As a FtM trans, you naturally have a strong understanding of oppressed minorities.

Seriously dude go back to plebbit nigger and I’m not even white.

Yes let’s all just start saying we’re black, if you have .000001% legally in America you are black and since we all have the same Adam as our Y chromosome it’s perfectly legal.

>I’m not even white

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Orange man bad, orange man evil.