>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
Thomas James
Jace Gray
LOL
Jonathan Gray
Amen brother
Chase Taylor
Okay
Jackson Smith
Nice targets for our airforce
Ryan Powell
I would unironically support the destruction of the United States.
Ryder Thomas
Feel better now Mathias?
Kayden Morales
I love this pasta so much
Colton Long
Norwegians don't even exist though.
Parker Evans
1 CSG could probably sink the entire Norwegian Navy...
Jose Garcia
Yikes
Daniel Sanchez
You clearly underestimate norwegian power. Our genes have for millenia honed in and specialized into the aryan master race spec, and your american mutt genes are only worth 1/100th of a Norwegian troop. Check yourself mutt, because the Norwegian flood is coming
Xavier Bennett
Pls spare us we r peaceful country
Gabriel Turner
>Implying we won't just ME you.
Leo Wood
Remove Helge ingstad from that you norshit, you crashed it HAHAHAHA
Noah Morgan
vil du la utenlandske statsborgere komme hjem for bombingen Amerika?
Anthony Ross
Thank you for your 1.2% contribution to NATO
Eli Nguyen
Why the hell would you want to do that
Owen Lee
Bring it on, bitch! hahahahaha Nothing is more funny than Norway, of all places, making threats!
Ethan Rogers
I missed these threads
Logan Turner
Honestly, I know you can't but I wish you did.
Jonathan Green
The Norwegian Navy has started putting barcodes on the sides of their military vessels. That way, when the ships come into port, they can
Scandinavian.
Justin Torres
kek
Samuel Foster
You son of a bitch
Nolan Roberts
Women in Norway can be in combat arms right? Hypothetically if they invaded and you were captured by an all female squad of tall blonde Norwegian women what are the chances they would all take turns sitting on your face? Asking for a friend.
Matthew Watson
lmao
Eli Howard
I'm sure Lockheed Martin won't hand over the backdoor keys to any exported F-35.
Andrew Rivera
Why DID the Scandanavians stop absolutely raping and pillaging everyone?
Luke Baker
Hey, that's Swedes.
Charles Watson
aren't you busy paying like 50% income tax?
Benjamin Stewart
I'm 75% Norwegian and 25% Scottish. Should I be worried?
Lincoln Phillips
There's more people in one state than there is in your whole country...
Why would we fight Nordbros?
Julian Hill
Hearty kek... My lord what are you high on I want to avoid it.
Levi Perry
When did we become enemies?
Caleb Hughes
Fucking based. Please come destroy us.
Kevin Lewis
What the fuck
Josiah Price
Nothing personal, we just need more livingspace.
Jason Gray
I thought we learned this in ww2. No more whites fighting whites.
Wait, we've devolved into mutts since then. Nvm free game
Kayden Perez
>all-female crews
Cameron Evans
>he doesn’t know
Brandon Bailey
BE afraid mutts
Lucas Ward
What's your airforce look like?
Gabriel Nguyen
>raping our women
You can have them, I was busy balls deep in your Norwegian women when I was stationed in Europe 2 years ago.
Jonathan Wright
nice
Dominic Cruz
That's pretty impressive.
Ryan Fisher
Heartily chuckled.
Luis Rodriguez
It costed us 700 million or so. I hate people from Oslo, you could just hear the one in charge of navigation was from Oslo, he sounded like he cries in the shower, a total pussy. It's a shame we have such useless people in our military, but I guess their high wages attract those kinds of people.
Dylan Morgan
pls hurry
Cooper Mitchell
Post feet
Isaac Cooper
I am not a MUTT
Ryder Perry
Ethan Martinez
Please invade and rape me senpai
I want to carry your bastard child
Michael Brown
SALMONED!
Brayden Campbell
Nice pasta
Chase Russell
how do you plan to beat us? with your all female divisions and 2 naval ships?
Ian Ortiz
Bro, Hitler just WALTZED up in your shit during the war, America would erase you from existence lol.
Henry Young
the crew is all women and minorities.
I would love to watch this go down, step by step with footage of the girls in charge and what decisions they make.
Daniel Bell
>Implying 1 Norwegian gal couldn't phase 40 American mutts
Brayden Garcia
Is there a version of these for Russia? Especially their "navy."
Jason Reyes
Ok
Henry Adams
>Helge Ingstad
user, I..
Joseph Walker
We have more than that. It doesnt even take into account our bombers and transports
Jordan Cook
Kek
Ethan Myers
Masterful