PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WELCOME BACK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/Chy-na VicePremier Liu 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459528-1/
>Pres Trump @Opp &Revitalization Council Meeting 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459527-1/
>SoS Pompeo News Conf on NATO 70th Anniv 4/4/19
youtu.be/WXZq1CO1X8c
>SoS Pompeo @NATO Foreign Ministerial 4/4/19
dvidshub.net/video/669972/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Frog FM Le Drain 4/4/19
youtu.be/-YWIF_z-sow
>DHSSec Nielsen @Yuma Border Patrol Station 4/4/19
youtu.be/5UqN0zlsQFM
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 4/4/19
youtu.be/atpy8A5Y3qo
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 4/4/19
youtu.be/CjCl0nMrrMc
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNews 4/4/19
youtu.be/vfS_RmPX7zE
>KAC on FBN 4/4/19
youtu.be/XnZjECjgPOE
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley outside WH 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459545-1/
>HHSSec Azar @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459340-1/
>FBIDir Wray @House on 2020 Budget 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459339-1/
>USCGComdt Adm Schultz/Others @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459515-1/
>AFSec Wilson/AFCoS Gen Goldfein @Senate on Posture 4/4/19
dvidshub.net/video/670036/
>Pentagon Officials @House on Mil Family Housing 4/4/19
c-span.org/video/?459341-1/
>GOPAd: First Step Act: Promises Made Promises Kept 4/3/19
youtu.be/ReDT1EL3j7w
>Pres Trump briefed by Sr Mil Leaders 4/3/19
c-span.org/video/?459467-1/
>VP Pence @NATO Engages 4/3/19
youtu.be/W9EgTOwmgY8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/04/illegal-immigration-levels-may-reach-half-a-million-over-next-three-months/#disqus_thread
youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
youtube.com/watch?v=c4qgqNS_20s
haaretz.com/amp/israel-news/.premium-kushner-trump-peace-plan-to-address-israel-s-borders-united-palestinian-entity-1.6964706?__twitter_impression=true
youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

MAGA

First to awoo
stupid slowposters!

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Post Dragon Energy.

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shut up nigger

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ok i'll join the next one

it's almost that time again

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They don't understand how it works. It's literally failure after failure, and it makes me LAUGH!

BASED/REDPILLED.. MAGA!

MIGA!!!
AWOO

>shills: plz respond
>[squidbillies gets louder]

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Inb4 zionbart, and I love Kellyanne.

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ITS OVER

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MAGA

FREE ASSANGE

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that'll be tomorrow round 11:05ish

>NIFTY NIFTY
>LOOK WHO’S TURNING 53

>WHERE WAS MY ANALYTICAL MIND???
lmao I just realized that the flooder is definitely fedoranigger being bootybothered that we're having frens cartoon time. that was him telling us to take it to /tv/, and then this shill shows up. what an immense fucking homo.

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even worse
Finland

awoo

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LISA BOOTHE DEEPFAKES WHERE???

Lord we ask you to bless Trump and his family and that you may give him the strength and wisdom to MAGA
MAKE AMERICA GODLY AGAIN

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>208943491
>man who thought the inernet would be a fad
I didn't account for him.

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I'm purging Joker Movie promo shit.

>I will literally never stop posting it.
Tonight is a good night to get banned at 3AM

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>>shills: plz respond
>>[squidbillies gets louder]

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>I mean, guys, Trump's tax returns

>$676 dollars for 2 pillows

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I'm not getting the glowing vibe from that spammer.

krugman mental gymnastics are fucking hilarious (and fallacious)

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That pillow better come with a peestol.

breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/04/illegal-immigration-levels-may-reach-half-a-million-over-next-three-months/#disqus_thread

FUCKING KEK. When will you retarded pedes stop giving Trump passes?

I will deny you
This world belongs to me
You try to fake it
But all wounds are there to see

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yeah you said that already satan. nobody gives a fuck

>Tonight is a good night to get banned at 3AM
youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

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delusional

paul needs to have a drink and relax.


youtube.com/watch?v=c4qgqNS_20s

trump general! muh favorite thread! heres an old copy pasta i found online, hope you guys like it! it seems relevant

GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
1488 1776
WORLD WIDE

#America #Freedom #Liberty

Our World. Our Time. Our Future.

A Holy American Empire to rule the world for 1000 years.

America, the Heartland. Jesus Country. Western Nations as satellite states. Maintaining individuality and autonomy. Retaining history. Australians stay Australian, but with American Freedoms and Liberties. British stay British, the French, French, etc.

Full Freedom and Liberty.

The biggest baddest empire this humanity has ever seen. Waiting for Jesus Christ to save us. With Holy Spirits help. God protects us from Jewry and any form of oppression.

This is so the European(white) male can live well. That's all its about. So we can start families and continue the works of our Father.

Retain our history, thousands of years in the making. A global effort by the commoner. For our greater good. We craft our future.

Remove Kike. Remove Foreigner.

One last War. Our World Forever After

S H A D I L A Y ~ B R O T H E R S

oh ok.
I'll just catch up in the meantime

Krugman thought Trump would tank the economy

>buying anything but my pillow

You gotta be swift to profess your love for her earlier, mon ami.

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It's amazing a kike didn't see the innate shekel potential of the internet, must've been dropped on his head one too many times

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I thought of this song today about some mischief I dont remember but I keked

Also dino posting made a comeback tonight as an evolution of "I bet the Jews did this" posting so someone's probably getting another asshurt three dayer in about six hours.

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>GAS THE KIKES
>RACE WAR NOW
>1488 1776
>WORLD WIDE
this user gets it

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LE 1 YEAR WARNING FACE

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you're one to talk

Has this faggot ever gotten anything right in his whole life?

remove kebab
kek is real

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He must have been high on his own farts.

I wish North Korea would nuke Washington, D.C.

Soon, Mike....

(Message recieved about clickb8 btw)

Just leave. Stop spamming the same shit from thread to thread

/KWAc3Z5F/
/mI18tLr3/

He was talking about Israel and Palestinian there.

it'll be worth it.
I suggest in another window have the script or have subtitles. Every single line is a joke, you can miss a lot if you aren't focused. It's PACKED with killer jokes and references

Jesus Christ. Krugman was always a miserable failure, but this is a new low. He's a horrible economist who only got/gets traction and "respect" because he's a total political hack on top of it.

Ironic that he used the internet to post this retarded drivel. Wrong on both counts.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
This.
It's the same way he spams the ends of threads. And saying
>why don't you take it to /tv/
is the same kind of pussy-ass passive-aggressive language he uses. It's the glowing niggerfaggot, I'm 100% sure of it.
Oh well. Guess I'll be taking some more Aqua Teen screencaps on another weekend vacation.

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NEW THREAD

208943809

awoo!

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And NY LA and chimpcago. We need a hard reset.

I am that I am; I will create as I speak.

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He won't close the border, build the wall, deport someone, issue an arrest, cut taxes, bring our troops home, or end the fed but boy oh boy can he trigger them libs on the Twitter. MIGA baby!

So whatever happened to that bullshit story about the guy with a sword, and what's happening to the faggots who made it up/reported it as fact?
That story just got fucking memory hole'd so fast.

haaretz.com/amp/israel-news/.premium-kushner-trump-peace-plan-to-address-israel-s-borders-united-palestinian-entity-1.6964706?__twitter_impression=true

Dinoposting is never out of season

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Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure he was, because Jared Kushner wants the U.S. to control its own borders.

I'm having intense deja vu right now

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Your President is a kike.

Well looks like I didn't have to wait until Friday faggot, Trump cucked

I still don’t understand what the spamming accomplishes for him.

>But muh tweet says the migapede
Reminder that that tweet was just going over all the threats Trump made, not an actual coherent plan to close the border

He literally was though.
One of the main principles of the plan, according to Kushner, is freedom, including freedom of opportunity and religion. He said the aim is to eliminate the borders as they are today, "in order to guarantee freedom of movement for people and goods."

According to Kushner, the economic ramifications of the plan will not just help Israelis and Palestinians, but the entire region – including Jordan, Egypt and Lebanon. He added that emphasis on the economic aspect, alongside the political aspect, will improve opportunities especially for the Palestinian economy, which has been hindered due to the lack of a peace agreement.

*wakes up from 7 year coma*
AYO HOL UP
*Requests nurse to bring a 40 and some watermelon juice*
You finna tell me
*Smacks lips*
You finna tell me I wake up and the president ain't black no more
*Requests nurse to bring unreasonable amount of Percocets and Xanax*
But dat white dude from Apprentice be president now? Dis shit raycis mane
*Goes back into a coma*

>I am that I am and that's all that I am
>nautical flag
KACpirate is Popeye.

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AMEN

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>anything but goose down
Mypillow is just another step towards letting the commies win by not asserting your dominance over nature.

I mean to be 100% fair he did say on par with the fax machine, which had a somewhat decent impact on business. But it's more likely just ignorance of the tech, system of tubes style on that fuckup. Every other ignorant kike statement is just his inbred satanic genes.

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I don't care.

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>there is someone who expected different from Zion Don

Spammers

/KWAc3Z5F/
/mI18tLr3/
/l73gbQ94/
/U4hVgixP/

what do you mean?

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Why do you do this? No really why?

>Also dino posting made a comeback tonight as an evolution of "I bet the Jews did this"
Really?
Details please

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MAGA

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it's not just you, they are fucking with the timeline again

IT HASNT EVEN BEGUN

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KEEP THE BORDER OPEN AND ADD CATCH AND RELEASE. MIGA

Apparently the fag who wanted to talk shit last night and ended up being wrong did.

5 MINUTE WARNING!
PLACES EVERYONE!

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Twatter isn't for coherent anything

also alert

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>Mypillow is just another step towards letting the commies win by not asserting your dominance over nature.

MyPillow is actually nice, but get it at a discount. If you buy them online, you'll pay too much. BBBY 20% of coupons are the way to go. I have one, I like it.

MIGA
BASED BLACK GUY

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nice

Because he's a retarded migapede who can't tolerate the truth

>208944349
I'm not reading all that madness.

Nothing special other than that. I got intense deja vu right now. just everything in generally

>Why do you do this? No really why?

Because your mom didn't love you, and you didn't have a dad?