Why do Americans....
SHART
Why do Americans
Asher Taylor
Ayden Moore
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Hudson Ward
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Robert Perez
who cares about Canada? the whole country is coming apart at the seams
Camden Hill
>its okay to be a burger
Connor Gray
MART
Samuel Anderson
Mine gets deleted but this brainlet import in leaf land stays up got it
Caleb Jackson
no one cooks their own food.
Oliver Davis
Because It's convenient and we'll just take our britches to the Korean dry cleaner. Show flag
Brody Reed
Listen anons...I have been farting all day. I made chili earlier and it was fucking great, but it has made me fart a lot. This I have no problem with. My problem lies in the fact that the farts are just a series of small farts, a little poof here and a little poof there. They are fairly potent but I barely even get a whiff of them due to the smallish size. All I want is a big fucking gassy fart I can bask in and its really starting to piss me off. So to answer you question I imagine they are chasing what I am looking for and simply lack the patience to let it happen naturally so they dance with fire and get burned.
Jack Torres
Show flag?
Are you retarded?
Sebastian Stewart
because if we wore diapers, slidin bidin wouldn't leave us alone
Mason Harris
>tfw only sharted once in my entire life
>I was a kid
>it wasn't in the mart
nice try
Gabriel James
a steady diet of hamburger will do that
Andrew Johnson
Too much beef and milk.
Jaxon Morgan
They're able to afford food. Too much, in fact. All that inexpensive food leads to indigestion and bowel issues.
Justin Allen
High freedom corn syrup goes right through you.
Andrew Reed
My buddy and I were walking back from his gf’s when we were about 15. About a 5 mile walk and about 2 miles in he had to shit so we started walking to winco so he could but right as we walked in he shit himself and it was a perfect ball of poop. He shimmied it down his pant leg and kicked it out his pant leg and it rolled down a isle. One of the funniest things ive ever seen.
Angel Bailey
We eat processed foods, non-fucking-stop. 90% of my co-workers eat fucking fast food every single day. It's disgusting.
Gavin Myers
Heavy alcohol consumption made me shart a lot. I don't know how I'm still alive.
Parker Harris
Have you ever tried it, dogfucker?
Where I'm from (Texas), when you're out hunting in the morning it gets really cold (like under 40F) so sometimes we poop ourselves a little to warm up our genitals. We call this a Caliente Carlos.
Helps throw deer off the scent too.
Chase Roberts
CANADA IS FAT AS FUCK TOO THOUGH
Samuel Wright
Confidence to put some grunt behind a fart to assert dominance of territory, though some times you gamble and lose
Jonathan Watson
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Xavier Nelson
Under 40 is not that cold, Beto
Justin Rodriguez
Your country is a meme