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I forgot my line
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April 5, 2019 - 04:29
All we need is another half breed cabby joke and this episode will be perfect.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:29
tonight's dinner: >ham and cheese hot pocket >fish sticks >pizza hot pocket did I dun gud?
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April 5, 2019 - 04:29
>you want me to wear what? bro you’re sick - I’m not wearing a fucking dress to meet your parents, they’ll think I’m a fag
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April 5, 2019 - 04:29
>hey guys why does a President whose support base consists of philosemitic boomers not go full gtkrwn 1488 blaze it faggot This is up there with "ethnicity is not genetic."
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April 5, 2019 - 04:29
>based trump!!!!
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April 5, 2019 - 04:29
Find child sex abusers near you
>familywatchdog.us /
April 5, 2019 - 04:30
youtu.be /9YZ9kiJ88LM
BASED AND ERDPILLED
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April 5, 2019 - 04:30
What a wan-derful night to awoo!
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April 5, 2019 - 04:30
>a country i cant even point to on a map doesnt approve of my bugchasing Just don’t have sex with another man or cheat on your spouse. Is it that hard?
April 5, 2019 - 04:30
Epstein operated a pedophile ring. The government gave him a corrupt plea deal. The prosecutor? Acosta.
Trump was friends with Epstein, partied with him on his island. Trump appointed Acosta to labor secretary. That’s a hell of a reward. Wonder what for. Trump is part of the pedophile elite. Wake up.
April 5, 2019 - 04:30
I had grilled bratwurst and potato salad
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April 5, 2019 - 04:30
Bill Clinton gave Epstein a break, ever wonder why?
April 5, 2019 - 04:30
>you're not fister, be quiet HAHAHAHAHA
April 5, 2019 - 04:31
God bless America God bless Trump God bless /ptg/ God bless (You) user MAGA
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April 5, 2019 - 04:31
Fuck YongDong1488, they are all Discord trannies who like chink, socialist micro pee pee
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April 5, 2019 - 04:31
>Ammunchuk >Clicks Holy fuck I forgot about that one.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:31
Something about how pigeons lose their way all the time, and they prolly ran away
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April 5, 2019 - 04:32
Awooo!
foxla.com /live
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April 5, 2019 - 04:32
mm reminds me, my Jet's pizza is in the fridge.
brb
April 5, 2019 - 04:32
Clinton's DOJ covered up child sex abuse, as Bill was flying on the Lolita Express time after time.
April 5, 2019 - 04:32
i didnt say japan was barbaric, i simply pointed out some of the elements of their outdated legal system. i did say brunei and the taliban were, however.
but keep twisting my words like a fucking JEW, though
April 5, 2019 - 04:32
sounds pretty good. I was gonna have bacon, egg n cheese sandwich. but for now seem to have missplaced my giant knife I use to do everything.
April 5, 2019 - 04:32
....better. But you don’t need all the bros or cursing. It’s a subtle art.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:32
gordon ramsay aint got shit on you
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April 5, 2019 - 04:33
CONFESS YOUR SINS /ptg/
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April 5, 2019 - 04:33
it would seem hmmm yes says right here AWOO also says you should say something about Q
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April 5, 2019 - 04:33
>more journalists than protesters wew lad
April 5, 2019 - 04:33
trump may be a cryptokike, but at least he has the country on autopilot wait until a democrat gets in power
April 5, 2019 - 04:33
god i wish i was that fish
April 5, 2019 - 04:33
The Clinton's covered up child trafficking out of Haiti for years, ever wonder why?
April 5, 2019 - 04:33
I drink too much
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April 5, 2019 - 04:34
>Aint no Tomomi girl living here, sober up
April 5, 2019 - 04:34
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April 5, 2019 - 04:34
tomboys that I dated swear all the time, it’s cringe but endearing because they think it’s how to fit in with the guys, kind of like shills saying nigger and kike. you can just tell when it’s not genuine.
April 5, 2019 - 04:34
>our delusional fucking fairy tale will survive! my fucking sides
April 5, 2019 - 04:34
>N-No U! Ah, the death throes of a kike.
April 5, 2019 - 04:34
>RUN! SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH!
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April 5, 2019 - 04:35
I enjoy our banter and look forward to seeing you on /sp/ as well as the /ptgb/ owl when the berds play the gnats
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April 5, 2019 - 04:35
nice move you fucking jew. keep being a jew, you jew.
April 5, 2019 - 04:35
I really liked that, it made me laugh out loud loudly
April 5, 2019 - 04:35
If you watch his comments afterwards (2 hours later) with the Chinese Vice Premier, he says that maybe tomorrow Mexico will reverse what they are doing now and he'll have to impose the tariffs and then close the border. One thing you should learn by now is to never believe a Trump timetable. He is the Chaos President for a reason
April 5, 2019 - 04:35
>but at least he has the country on autopilot Headed right into a mountain.
April 5, 2019 - 04:35
Have white babies.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:35
Thank you for the concession.
April 5, 2019 - 04:35
S E V E N
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April 5, 2019 - 04:36
While Trump disavowed and barred Epstein from all of his properties, the Clinton's still partied with him, and Bill visited his private island.
April 5, 2019 - 04:36
Nuke America if They Dont Give Up Their Arms 2020
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April 5, 2019 - 04:36
>no u thank you too for the concession
April 5, 2019 - 04:36
Epstein donated heavily to Clinton's campaign.
April 5, 2019 - 04:36
I do a little, but not too much, just enough.
April 5, 2019 - 04:36
Actually you make a good point. I’m giving them the wrong mental voice. But generally cursing is a man’s sport only. From women its often like you said
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April 5, 2019 - 04:37
she looks like a disney character
April 5, 2019 - 04:37
oh that's right the Berds play the Gnats cause they were both in the bottom of their divisions this year...
April 5, 2019 - 04:37
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my gf is only 3/4 white
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April 5, 2019 - 04:37
Amanojaku has no time for thots and I love it.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:37
>Is anyone going to awoo? user...
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April 5, 2019 - 04:37
lol this guy is a fucking joke, even for california standards
April 5, 2019 - 04:37
i wanted to put it nicely, but basically
April 5, 2019 - 04:38
>let's always remember my emotional leverage
April 5, 2019 - 04:38
Who’s paying to see that game? Lol
April 5, 2019 - 04:38
Gnats couldnt even tank for #1
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>Swallwell/HOGG event Oh that's gonna be fun
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>the /ptgb/ owl what is this?
April 5, 2019 - 04:38
guys, where did we put the gas?
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April 5, 2019 - 04:38
Tards v Gints. The date isnt known yet
April 5, 2019 - 04:39
i`m sober.
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wew lad is the 25% kike or is she a Castiza?
April 5, 2019 - 04:39
Imagine the IQ if you put a child in her?
April 5, 2019 - 04:39
got it
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April 5, 2019 - 04:40
Fantastic episode. Next at 12:43?
Get ready. The apartment episode is next.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:41
>id
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April 5, 2019 - 04:41
more... more... MORE... MMMOOORRREEE. I want more Dim candidates. I want there to be so many that they need to setup podiums for them like in picture!
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April 5, 2019 - 04:41
>my gf is only 3/4 white
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April 5, 2019 - 04:41
>Fantastic episode. Next at 12:43? sure!
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April 5, 2019 - 04:41
don't know what this means, but bless you user and may your shit go well tomorrow.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:41
I may or may not have had sex in a church once.
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April 5, 2019 - 04:42
You know shit's bad when Tucker calls you out for breaking almost all your campaign promises that were designed to give a voice back to the "forgotten man and woman"
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