Women; why do you love man ass so much?

What the hell is with the nails, bro. What the fuck.

>italian
EYYY MAMMA MIA IM STUPID GUIDO EYY

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nice hands, bad angle. You have nice hair and skin tone, just pls cut nails lol. thanks for following through user hahaha

Either big and strong or bony and dextrous. Should have some definition to them, some muscle and bone. Not calloused but not soft. I think I just like thinking of what a guy's hands can do mostly. It's not the first thing I look at but it does get me going if I notice.

no idea m8

not a damn quido , but Sicilian non the less. hahah ill make you a damn good cannolo siciliano ;)

I wish diocane was the meme instead of "deus veult". At least Italian is a real language.

yeah didnt really think about the nails thing , oopsie. my roommate took the fucking nail clippers so yeah haha rip me

I don't speak guido but doesn't that literally just mean "good dog"?

it literally translates to "God is a dog"

but its used more as like a holy shit or holy fuck

when i say literally i mean for meaning wise , it literally translates to dog god

I'll accept my translating services in payments of gold chains and flour.

women are homos because they like dick

Sorry I can only pay in potatoes

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are real Italians as loud and rude as they are in the Americas?

what are you Irish decent or some shit ? Also , i love how the best drawing anti-irish sentiment could produce is that pic. Literally looks nothing like the irish hahahah.

I personally prefer native Italians to Italian Americans. For the most part their accents are absolute cancer when speaking standard italian , and most of them are in NY and NJ and their voice sounds like a dying cat. That being said, the cultural heritage of normal Italian Americans, the ones you dont see or hear, is really quite nice.

Also the food is completely Americanized , we dont eat raw garlic as one would think going to one Italian restaurant. Sicilian culture is a completely different story haha.

Quarter Irish, quarter Italian (Sicily), half WASP. It could've been worse, I could've been part polish or french canadian too

"I suck balls"

I just like butt in general.
Hips are like a symbol of fertility, and having a good ratio on a body is attractive.

Ok Italian hand boy I'll marry you

>men's hips
>symbol of fertility

heyyyy the Sicilian heritage makes me happy ! And brother! you have to be proud of where you linage comes from man !

yayyy i promise ill clip my nails 24/7 haha :) also i shit you not i have a pasta machine and i can literally make cannolo siciliano allll dayyyy :) if that entices the offer just a lil

yeet

Damn, all the things I am lacking. I mean I have those things but they aren't anything special.

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/beastly-behavior/201706/the-relationship-between-waist-hip-ratio-and-fertility

hell ya

just my personal preferences so who cares, although I really doubt you are lacking in all of those things

>in females
you autist

[spoiler]I just think its funny to be 1940s racist desu[/spoiler]

Allways have to make me spoon feed you because ya'll are stubborn to read everything.
>Interestingly, the preference for a low waist-hip-ratio (WHR) is not purely sexual. When studies have asked participants to rate female bodies on attractiveness, both heterosexual women and homosexual men mostly mirror their heterosexual male counterparts in identifying a low WHR as attractive, even when they are divergent in how they rate other physical features. All of this speaks to some kind of ingrained preference or instinct, but why would that be?

>Most theories have focused on WHR as an indicator of health and fertility.
>Indeed, in both males and females,
>a low WHR does correlate reasonably well with cardiovascular health and longevity, while a high WHR puts us at greater risk for diabetes and even autoimmune diseases and cancer. While the average ratio is different in men and women, the correlation to health holds. In women, the best health picture is found in those with so-called "pear-shaped" body proportions. While in men, the ideal ratio is achieved by minimizing belly fat. >For both men and women,
> WHR is a better measure of health than weight alone, BMI, or physical fitness.

wow cool thanks fellow femanon, you really make us look great

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