He’s coming soon

Are you ready?

Attached: 3171A29F-63BA-4125-B839-348AB73E826C.jpg (792x538, 80K)

Yes.

Attached: secondcomingcolor.jpg (1058x825, 229K)

I've been seeing number sequences everywhere. We're going home soon.

*opens mouth*

Yes please heavenly daddy

Yes.
God bless you
Repent

Things need to get way worse first. We're standing on the tip of the iceberg. The US has not even experienced it's first famine.

they're going to project blue beam him in the clouds, don't believe it when you see it

>God bless you

May he bless you as well my friend.

believe it when i see it
not gonna lie i dont think he cares about this rock anymore

where is he gonna come

> Christians have been saying this for literally almost 2000 years

you have no idea

Yeah!
Maranatha, come quickly Lord Jesus!

See you anons at the after party!

Attached: image.jpg (1583x2048, 545K)

The antichrist is supposed to come before.

Attached: 1550361257019.jpg (604x220, 40K)

oh shit. i'm not ready!!!

how can i prepare in a snap?

See

Got my whip and railroad spikes ready to go.

And you are fulfilling prophecy quite literally with your comment.

Thank you for providing more evidence of the lateness of the hour.

Attached: image.jpg (1275x1650, 350K)

You won't like it where you're headed.
Better turn back while you still can.

Attached: image.jpg (1275x1650, 404K)

This shit is the epitome of unfalsifiability, you'd spin anything as confirming it. Been saying a thing will happen soon for two fucking millennia and it still hasn't happened? That just goes to show its gonna happen soon! Give me a fucking break.

Why won't I like hell? Fire's good.

You're talking to someone who thinks spamming image macros is a convincing argument.

I am so ready to be an instrument of His wrath upon the Earth in not just verbal form, but physical too. So. Ready.

Attached: death.png (1439x1516, 1.94M)

Hey Christians !
Get ready to hear “Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’”

Attached: 1554210948841.jpg (231x218, 7K)

Yey, now Jow Forums roots for a jew.

Please.

This reality is shit.

I hope this is true. Apocalypse is better than this shit.