Dont you wish sometimes

your personal Glow In The Dark that spies on you would talk to you from time to time
Im so bored

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BASED
AND
REDPILLED

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Hello Alex.

Stop masturbating to Russian military footage, you little faggot. Smoke some weed and get a real blowjob, FFS.

One day he will come for me when I am vulnerable. I promise I won't tell anyone - he should know that by now. My body is ready.

Sadly, no one is watching or listening. You will die alone.

Pretty sure the real eastate guy who helped me buy my house is some kind of glowman. He checks up on me once a year and showed me his gun. Dressed exactly like a g-man, too. Nice guy.

this. there is not even glow in the darks watching us... no budget for it. that's how pathetic we are as country.

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real estate^

that's not a consipracy the old whore just got a new wrinkle

I have some

her eyes are a different colour lmao

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No qt glow in the dark gf, why live?

I would unironically seduce my Glow In The Dark qt spie and turn her double agent for right wing extremism

I just wish they would kill me.
I can't bear to see them killing the spirit of western civilization slowly like this.

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If I applied, would I be hired?

why dont you try and let us know how it goes

10/10
Flawless victory

:) If I did...you would NEVER know