My mom has recently started pressuring me into getting a girlfriend even though I'd literally rather hang myself...

My mom has recently started pressuring me into getting a girlfriend even though I'd literally rather hang myself. I've already explained to her multiple times that I detest women, yet she just can't take a hint. I figured I might as well give it a shot if she really wants it that badly, so I decided to list out all the pros and cons of a relationship and.. pic related is as far as I got. And that's deliberately exluding all the bullshit preceding the relationship ("winning her over") as well as the utterly appalling state of modern marriage

My question is simple: men, what makes a relationship with a woman worth it? I've already tried asking this on more mainstream websites like reddit, but you can understand that the community response wasn't exactly positive and I got absolutely nothing constructive out of it. Part of me believes the only thing women have to "offer" (not really) is sex and questioning the arrangement leads to anger due to the sunk cost fallacy. Thots need not reply, not even going to read your posts.

Pic related. The pros and cons speak for themselves, the "counterpoints" answer why women cannot or will not return the favor (where appropriate).
>Inb4 hurrdurr troll/incel/cuck/misogynist/goback2r9k
I'm serious and I literally do not know where else to ask this. I'm asking advice so I'm pretty sure I'm not violating the board's rules either.

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Perhaps break the mentality that all women fall under your narrow view of thinking. Clearly you shouldn’t be using tinder or going to bars to find women. The fact that you have THOTs written in your picture says that you don’t interact with any worthwhile females

>this is your brain on MGTOW
Jesus fucking christ OP, you are neckbeard incarnate.

This is exactly the non-response shit I'm talking about. I'm a narrow-viewed neckbeard, but clearly not narrow-viewed and neckbeardy enough that my question can be decisively answered.

Bump

Your mom is rightfully worried about you because she sees you have been indoctrinated by the cult of incels. She wants to save you before you go on a school shooting.

You are partly right. "A" relationship is not worth anyones time.
But there are a selected few woman who can become your friend and partner.
Try to find one of these few. (Least chance to find them on bars/clubs or tinder though)
Write out what you want (most of the cons are just in feminist women) and become a man those women pursue.

Holy fucking kek, this better be real.

Does she at least know that you’re autistic already? Be so kind and buy her Baillies or something else to handle this list.

Congratulations! Your bait has evolved.
But really, as a guy in a long term relationship, with other past LTRs, I've never encountered any of your cons listed. Emotional support and physical protection are basic human needs that go both ways.
But granded, you used "Thots" so I guess some things you ranted about apply.

Don’t do it, don’t get a girlfriend. Relationships are work and compromise that is worth it but it’s not something that will work for you. Don’t put someone through a dysfunctional relationship if you’re going to waste their time.

>implying OP could even get a mail bride

Hi OP, Chad here.

You're right. Women are worthless in pretty much every way, ever. Why would you want to be with one?

Well friend. As you get older, you're going to learn that women are just IMMENSELY insecure creatures. They'll realize that their worth goes from diamonds to shit in just a few years, whereas you, as a man, will develop and become greater in terms of value than what you currently are.

In that sense, there's a nostalgia being with a woman. She'll grow insecure, for fear of losing you to another woman (since they're worthless and will try to steal other women's men), and you get to watch her nonsensical mood swings, like a little child.

In essence, seeing this pathetic behavior in turn helps you grow further and develop as a person. Also, the sex part can be very rewarding as long as it's not the main part of the relationship.

Eventually you'll be able to mold the woman into a real productive individual capable of even some autonomy from time to time. It's very self-rewarding to see your own creation come alive.

So, give it a try, just treat the woman as a pet (though don't let her know this). She hasn't anything remotely interesting or of value to contribute at first, but with your guidance, the creature might use your wisdom to give you a different perspective of life. Plus pussy. Also, refuse to engage in drama. When the woman gets too dramatic, just go out and browse for an hour or 3. Or work out. It'll be okay.

Good luck.

there’s a very easy and direct answer to your question, and that’s that your assessment of women is inaccurate.

i know you probably don’t believe me, but i’m answering as honestly as i can. the women i’ve dated and befriended are brilliant, creative, capable, and have contributed a LOT to my life.

you asked, so i answered: i think you have a lot to learn, OP. just putting that out there.

i’d also like to know how old you are.

Show this to your mom, she'll stop pressuring you to date after that.

It's pretty nice to have a girl for yourself to both fuck and just chill with
Since I used to be kinda like you I'll just tell you this: stop acting retarded and prejudice towards girls, do this before you develop persistent depressive disorder

Go for the intellectual nerd type, preferably someone on the spectrum. Logical, rational, measured, virgin.

Same. It makes no sense to me unless sex is the only driving force. But at this point, without having tasted this "fruit," I've grown accustomed to using my hand. My sex drive is still high most days, but it's pretty easy to just whack one off when necessary.
For me, the shallowness, risk of cheating, and risk of false accusation are enough for me to say, "no thanks. Not worth the effort."

Cringe. Women literally never do any of that shit in your "con" column. And "counterpoints" are just pure cope lol

You don't need just a woman, you could need a specific one, but in that case you will not ask.

OP, you're gay. Tell your mom that and she will leave you alone.

ok besides your very obtuse perspective which is at levels of absurdity, the reason I go for female companionship is because they give me an emotional feelings i can only get from a woman. Women arent perfect and neither am I but when you have someone who loves you imperfections and all, there is no greater feeling of happiness. Its not for everyone but for me its what I strive to find in a woman.

Literally gay lmao

So, it's not worth my time to read your stupid chart.
The reason you get a girlfriend and a wife is to find someone who you can tolerate long enough to have children and raise them. Once they are out of the house you can go back to being single. Sure there is the companionship aspect and whatever other bullshit. But procreation is the underlying reason for EVERYTHING when it comes to relationships.
Go have white babies and
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

Bitch ass niggers itt baka

Fuck your mom and society op. You're spending way too much time on this and way too much energy hating women. You must live in some podunk town or city with unintelligent crebs. Grow up and move out and go see for yourself that the world is bigger than your tiny mind.

compelled by brain to seek companionship, and very pleasant reward centers in brain are triggered when it is found.

I recommend it man

Your mom is a retard for thinking any relationship is worth it, but you're a retard for thinking no relationship is worth it

You dont need a relationship with a woman. You at most would need one to procreate and fuck off. Even so, that's not even necesary in today's world. You can perfectly live without one.

Why is hypergamy bad?

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Agreed. The only girls I can attract are ones that cant attract Chad. My first one was obese and mentally insane BPD. My current gf is an Asian that ranaway from her parents and is very lazy and doesnt want to get a job.

Just read how Jeff Bezos got divorce raped by his ex wife this year, she got $38 BILLION in settelement and owns a quarter of fucking Amazon. Lazy bitch didnt do shit just married a rich guy and divorce raped him. Women are stupid leechers. My mom also divorce raped my dad, she never worked a day in her life but got the house, his cars, and gets $10k a month in alimony and child support.

>divorce rape
Nigga cheated and got left by his side bitch too, he shit his own bed

Then she can leave but shes not entitled to any of his money or property

Jesus Christ just tell her you're gay and she'll leave you alone
Easier to explain too