Brit/pol/ - voting is a scam edition

>brits setting themselves up for failure
Don't do this. 5 people will show up and they'll all be boomers. The cops will watch and laugh and some boomer in the back gets knifed by a muzzie.
Meanwhile the French are out protesting for months and the streets like like it's 1789.
It'll be embarassing

>Scottish
>Can't spell

Checks out.

You fucking bastard Leavers.
I can't believe you've done this.
>twitter.com/SpinHBarone/status/1114166116601999360

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I’m genuinely related to her.

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Aren't the passports supposed to be blue now?

will leave voters actualyl do anything, i can't see them rioting on the 12th or in May or next year.

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Because you've never been to a party and I wish I had your innocence

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confirmed?

Go drink your buckfast in the corner, there's a good neanderthal

Maybe they like Nicola Sturgeon's haggis from last night?

Literally nobody did shit when MPs rushed through a shoddily written law blocking No Deal.
My kin is filled with little bitches. The French put us to shame, if they feel they've been wronged they'll go out and do something of significance to get it fixed.
If we're wronged we'll have a bunch of people going on another peaceful protest which propmptly gets ignored.

we are anomalous
we r lagoon
we donut forgev
we donut forgit

inspect us

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>2019
>memeflags

Fucking state of Jow Forums is almost as bad

Trip dubbs
I’ll checkem

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Interesting IF true. I got my passport last year but it still says European Union at the top

Out of curiosity, how many Jewish people represent Great Britain in government? The speaker of the house is one, how many others are there

THE NO DEAL RIOTS

Is this true because my Mum is unironically waiting to renew hers so she can get the new UK only one? Also thought they were going to be blue

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Imagine this being the worst thing to happen to you in recent times. Imagine something like this actually having the ability to appall you. I'm truly envious

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>mfw fish n chips for din dins

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kek i went to a rave in london once and i shit you not this lot had set up a desk in a corner and were handing out free leaflets

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They look (reasonably) wholesome.

I want to see a sozzled Scouse trollop with her implants hanging out

seething comments

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Anything to get it over with quickly, I suppose.

Mushy Peas?
Curry Sauce?
Garlic Dip?
Can of Lilt or Irn bru?

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Take a short couple of seconds to imagine what it must be like for this to be the scale of your problems in life. Just imagine what it must be like for this to be the sort of thing you would feel justified in complaining about.

Why are you all so mad I've predicted the future of us staying in the EU

Spot the livejasmin tranny

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i wouldn't be surprised if most of them all have shadow jobs for the City Of London Corporation desu

None of that as I am not northern. Would like an Irn Bru though

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What's his endgame?

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>None of that as I am not northern.
Really? You got nowt Moist?
Dry man.

flaccid patter
if this is the state of the english then there is no hope for you

Literally looks like a (((lad))) I went to school with
He went into Investment banking and snitched on our BASED History teacher who taught us about life fro "NOT GOING THROUGH THE SYLLABUS"

made the news

theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/05/uk-removes-words-european-union-from-british-passports

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Post yfw all this bollocks is actually part of a cunning plan to have the EU kick us out with minimised time to prep for no deal, get out of paying the £39bn,starve the continent of UK market share with slashed tariffs, triggering a recession and another eurozone debt crisis, fatally wounding the European project in the greatest piece of diplomatic judo in the history of international relations.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ajl1ABdD8A
Why are you LARPcel filth so envious of me for ruining my only chance at personal happiness and rotting in alcohol and drug-laden despair?
What kind of pathetic creatures does that make of you?
Why does it intimidate you that Metallica are willing to take chances with their sound?
Why are you so seething that based Metallica are willing to break the limitations of traditional thrash metal?
Admit St. Anger is the best Metallica album
then ave a line ya virgin
Why are you jealous that I shagged my own mother you disgusting incel virgin?
Why do you resent Metallica for pushing the boundaries?

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There will be streams yes?

we have about 20

Gangstalking is turning your entire life into a jewish scam:

icaact.org
pactsntl.org
zersetzung.org
surveillancesurvivors.org

for me, it's rubicon

my mum told me I'm her slampig

More of a Pantera man desu user

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Didn't even have to look at the link or the image to know it was The Guardian

I was once raped on cam and no one even tipped.

Getting there.

Best one I’ve seen was some heffer in a blue dress a few years back. Her massive milk bags were nearly spilling out.

why are you so envious of my rapidly deteriorating liver function?

Passion Fruit?
Guanabana?

kek

anyone want my coomeet premium account?

In English please? I don't speak peasant.

should've acted better

Why does it infuriate you so much that Metallica are brave enough to experiment with new musical formats?
>muh LARPtera
lmao
walk on home boy

Felt so wrong, but so right

why does Phil Anselmo intimidate you?
I feel my world shake
like an earthquake
hard to see clear
is it meis it fear
saint anger round my neck
he never gets respect
YOU FLUSH IT OUT
YOU FLUSH IT OUT

I just chundered and shat myself
top that LARPcel

IF WE DONT LEAVE THES EWILL BECOME COLLECTABLE

wait will they

I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU

Not patter, honestly can't understand a word of what you are saying. It may be cool to be a council-estate retard where you're from, but no one who doesn't consider claiming benefits a career choice is impressed by your slovenly diatribes.

They don;t look too slaggish

Now those are some slags.

Did he get banned? What a shame! Janny for once not being a total kike.

This is the New world order, you CANT stop it, unless you have an army, navy and airforce or a team of crack underwater frogman to take over the one of the four trident subs. There are at least two subs which are constantly on patrol, this lasts for two years and the other two are in docks for resupply.
Accept the fate - we will never leave the EU, we will never be sovereign again! We are slaves to a Western economic system presided over by central bankers, a kleptocratic corpocracy and an elite class of rich, who pay little tax, have little in the way of skills and to whom the laws are applied arbitrarily, yet make all the decisions, while we pay for it with the most regressive forms of taxation (including stealth and inflation) ever known to man throughout all history.

At best, the average male middle class Anglo is a left wing gutless coward and sub 120iq metrosexual Edward, who loves the 'footie', or 'rugger', and is uniformed or misinformed and yet grossly over opinionated. As for the working class, it barely exists! We have the chronically abused 'working poor' who are fucked over in every way possible, by the middle class buy-to-let 'Im a property developer' *yah yah really* who raise the costs of living in addition to the Westminster cretins who over populate every square inch of the country with the competing foreigners whose labour has dragged down wages and working standards. Unfortuantely we also have an underclass deluge who have been bought off with the dole, cheap booze, cigarettes, tattoos, stream-to-watch entertainment and free rent! These are undesirables, who have no right to exist, except sustained by the mercy of the state, they have no awareness, no greater thought of their existence, or desire to sacrifice to achieve; they are both native and foreign, they are the prototype NWO communist citizen. If in any doubt or confusion as to the emerging system, know this:

>Communism for the masses, Socialism for the elite.

Pick a pony for tomorrow lads

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Why do you envy my amateur porn acting career?

ya pure bam

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nigger

If it's between May's Deal and Remain I'm picking May's Deal, there's a 1% chance a Brexit gov' will be able to expand on it further and I'm not giving the satisfaction to traitors of remaining and sweeping the entire thing under the carpet.

Go Conquer

Just pick the one with the worst odds. Stick a tenner on it. You probably won't win. But you might.

Gavin the based

Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson: "Pleased to announce that military equipment testing, training and evaluation sites are set to get a £1.3bn boost. This funding will guarantee that our Armed Forces have the reliable weaponry they need to remain the best in the world and will support jobs across the nation."

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Will the United Kingdom remain in the EU? From what I understand a hard Brexit was prevented by this Jewish speaker of the house, while the majority voted for Brexit, with or without (internal) deal. It makes sense in a way he couldn't cast a vote in favour of it because there was no majority for it, then why present him in this scenario with the option at all. Last time this happened in your parliament was during the treaty of the actual official launch of the EU

Let them revoke - always wanted to participate in a riot.

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I told everyone I know!
>Nobody gave a runny shit.

Rathvinden sounds like the winner.

Setting up a trip for a lark. Let's see where this takes me. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be as prolific a tripfag as YKTD (PBUH)

21 Noble endeavour

got £25 on SingleFarmPayment & Ramses De Teille.
Also got a £2 bet @ 540 that a boat will sink during the boat race.

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Bollocks
Throw a scaffolding pole throw a cop van window tomorrow
tell me then

Why do you envy me for the fact that I'm an amateur incest porn star you LARPcel?

based and red pilled
also:
>pro-Brexit special operations FOX Hound group seizes a Trident sub hostage and demands Britain leave on WTO terms or else it will active the missiles

Yes lad better to be milked for infinite gibs without any say on policy in an arrangement we can't unilaterally revoke than keep our current arrangement where we at least get to elect eurosceptic MEPs to vote against shit we don't like
Go on my son
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL

I did just that and picked captain Redbeard at 45/1