It keeps getting better in bongland

i used toilet like that in korea while drunk. it didn't go very well.

actually this is true, its why squatty potty is a good idea in practice

This is what toilets should actually look like. Squatting is the most natural and healthy way to take a shit. I understand this isn't the reason why these toilets are being implemented, but that doesn't make them inferior to the gut-busting porcelain throne of poop tradition.

You know someone will leave the old chocolate trail when they’re done shitting

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To be fair, though, if money is no object and you want to buy a car, what brand would you go for?

Only shitskin squatters would answer "Rolls Royce".

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They need these on the streets of LA.

Bugatti Or mclaren

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INDIAN AND POOPILLED.

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If it were longer, it would be long enough for them to stick up their asses while squatting, and you know they would if they could.

That is the Indian toilet.

>yes, I know, the joke is India didn't invent toilets designated shitting streets etc etc but in seriousness, we refer to this as "Indian" and the sitting toilets as "Western"

Stop this fucking meme, there's still a consistent amount of shit tier public bathrooms that have these kind of toilets and they're fucking awful.

>have to stand on slippery piss covered porcelain to shit
>if you leave your pants sloppy they touch the toilet
>if you tighten them by spreading your legs more they get in the way of the turd
And don't tell me to lean back more because I have no intention of falling backwards in a fucking toilet

Had to use those for almost 2 years in Angola. Its fucking terrible,and honestly never got used to it. I never felt like I took a full shit, just that half assed one that makes it so you have to come back in 3 hours. No wonder pajeets shit all day.

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I’m not so sure I’d buy one of those $1M super cars, may be get old school cars like the old supra, GTR, NSX and such. Get a Lexus LX for a daily or even just a 4Runner. The only car I’d see myself buying new would be a GT3 RS but that’s it.

I’ve read this, but I feel more secure with the ass to seat seal and the feeling I won’t fall and tumble into my own fecals

squatting is a much healthier way to take shits, you get more leverage and push out more so less of it stays and rots inside your tubes.

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staged pic, if you think otherwise, you're a retard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Britsquats

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Brit hate threads are so stale.

They're common in France. Never used one but I have taken plenty of shits in the wild due to runners trots. Incredibly satisfying to shit like that but you can't read at the same time cos of balance and cramp.

I've heard it's actually healthier to shit that way for some reason (we evolved that way?). But having done it for years on deployment I can say fuck that

You realise you're meant to squat when you shit right?

Ya this is actually very common in Japan. Idk why it would really improve "diversity" but it's mostly Japanese.

Also is it bad that I know this because I remember watching porn and it was a perve cam in a Japanese restroom as woman went to go use the squat toilets?

This
But they're doing it for the wrong reasons.

second this

Had to post this...

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diversity map fwiw

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I always talk about the first time I went to Europe in High School, I ran into one of these at a petrol station in France. It blew my mind. I had drank a bunch of unpasteurized milk, and then we had this bumpy bus ride. I think I was churning butter in my stomach. So we had to make an emergency pit stop.

It was pretty horrifying. It looked like someone blew a nigger's brains out all over that white porcelain thing when I was done.

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Those toilets are actually better for your bowels and easier to clean up, but nothing is as comfortable as getting on the throne with a good book and then hopping into the shower

>You realise you're meant to squat when you shit right?
Sweden yes!

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This is the most natural and best way to shit.

Squatting is actually before you.

delet this

*better

>there's still a consistent amount of shit tier public bathrooms that have these kind of toilets
you've just outed yourself as a thirdworlder

Pffft hahaha imagine having a bad stomach day and instead of having a container to spray paint with your shit for easy cleanup, your entire floor/shoes and pants are getting a new coat of paint and smell.
But hey, least they have "diversity" or as the rest of us call it, fixing what ain't broken with something even more stupid.

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US isn't as awful as I expected.

it looks better because you have a "melting pot" but I don't think that's necessarily a good thing

Let me be happy for a second please.

I need a source on this, no way this is real.

Kek, leafs BTFO. They're African-tier diverse.

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no

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>Fun fact:
squatting is the appropriate stance when shitting, a position in which our hunter-gather ancestors used, who would squat in the fields to relieve themselves. Sitting on a toilet is unnatural. The poos have the right idea.

hmmm i dunno if bad or not, i have to squat on top of toilet here like a bird.

Im sick, very sick, my body doesnt work right :(

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This chink bar near me has those, don't try to shit in one of these drunk.

Thank you

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I just shit and run at the same time, it's the most natural way

But I am always nice to leaf posters.

It's cultural diversity not ethnic diversity. Most ethnic groups assimilate quickly.

This is more healthy

>not being tall enough to where sitting toilets put your thighs at the same angle as squatting does
Western toilets force evolution. Manlets need to go back to the third world.

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She needs to eat more, she's looking thin

an adjustable squater that they can raise an inch every 6-8 weeks until the indians are either sitting on it or looking at each other over the partitions during their bathroom breaks because they stand on the seat no matter how high it is? lol

ancestors also did not wear shoes or underpants or use cutlery to eat. Wearing shoes and underpants and eating with a knife and fork is unnatural. Savages have the right idea.

because its a fucking lie moron

Yeah and you also end up with a thin veneer of piss one thw floor, not to mention most countries with monkey holes have shitty plumbing that cant handle paper, so you've got pissy floors AND a bucket filled with shitty paper and tampons, in sub tropical heat. It is truly the most redpilled shitting method, bowlcucks BTFO

These would great for LA, NYC and San Fran. There’s still plenty of room to draw on the walls with your own feces.

Is this for poles or poos?

Hillarious

>most diverse places in the world are shiholes with the exception of south africa, canada, and belgium
>world powers like france, america, uk, china, russia all non to middling diversity

Don't embarrass yourself Pajeet. We all know who was fucking who's woman.

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i just had a spout of shotgun shits the other day and i was thinking about how hard it would be to clean the walls of the toilet if they didnt wash themselves

Poos are very, very low on the dating desirability index. You may be lower than niggers desu. Poos are world renown for being subhuman animals and thanks to UNICEF, the world knows y

Don't know where you are in China but except in some countryside public toilets I've never seen the toilet paper in the garbage bin shit.

what the fuck

Of course its staged Raj
It made the fucking local papers

>POOrtugal
My shitskin brother :)

Hmmm... I think this has more to do with diets than the squatting... Japs and chinks who use this sort of toilets eat a lot of stuff that produce constipation ... rice, rice, and more rice, bread, dumplings, starch... plenty of haemorrhoids.
Indians with more vegetarian diets ... less or no constipation, actually SEEM TO SHIT LIQUID MUD ...

>lower than niggers
You imply like that’s a bad thing.
youtu.be/chMjpzGeb5I
^^^

A
Fucking
Hose

Portuguese are bro-tier brown ppl. It’s not considered interracial.

Poondia and Poortugal must unite against the wh*Te subhumans.

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If you think a Rolls Royce bathroom looks like that pile of shit you are a retard please remove yourself from the gene pool

>Squat toilets
What the fuck is this shit
If I were to use one I would get shit everywhere, when I take shits I fire out fucking cannon balls and I'm not even fucking fat, I can't even imagine trying to aim my asshole at one of these things and then missing, imagine the fucking mess.
Or what happens if you take a really powerful shit and then have the sudden desire to sit down? Are you just expected to sit in the poo?
Did fucking Indians invent this shit? Only they would be fine wallowing in their own feces

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fucking kek

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>Canada

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Based Brits, squat toilets are superior. How the fuck do you think Humans defecated for the majority of their existance? They squatted.

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Fuck off Abbo, you will sit and shit like a civilized person

These toilets are normal in France you circumcised kike worshiper.

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No fucking way that's real

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globalnews.ca/news/1680549/halifax-immigration-organization-changes-name-from-isis-to-isans/

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How the fuck does it hurt anyone to shit in a regular fucking toilet?

>These toilets are normal in France
>In France
so the third world?

sorry Francebro, had to

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