US-Mexico border CANAL instead of a wall

So instead of a border wall, we build a canal because the left can't not fund an infrastructure project and the right wants to secure the border.
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/trans-continental-canal-southern-border-secure-countrys-economy-security-and-prosperity

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Through the mountains?

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Fill it with petroleum by product and light the mfer off...

Burger geography

God damn beat me to it. Or just load it with genetically engineered violent bull sharks.

This is a good idea and not even retarded at all.

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Mexicans can swim, dig and climb.

You crazy bastard, just blow that border hahahaha

Why the fuck are french so disgusting all the time?

niggers can't, who cares about the mexicans?

Build the wall out of high speed internet lines that also electrocute upon touch

imposible, the suez canal is a pain in the ass to clean an mantain, doing something that big is pointless
is better to arm the border people and offer money for mexican heads that'll stimulate the gun economy and promote a healthy life style of hunting them down

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Think of the stimulus due to DARPA grants for the development of frickin' laser beams.

Did you know that US war ships pay in cash to use the Suez Canal?

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>can't not

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It could be done cheaply when you employ some forced labor. Just get all those unemployed nigger and beaners and give them a shovel. Take Jow Forums neets and let them oversee with an AR. Nigger and beaners get weed and foodstamps while neets some tendies and their powerphantasies fullfilled.

Do you even understand how fucking expensive that would be? It would make a wall look like a drop in a bucket.

Nah. We should just annex everything north of the canal that already exists.

This is retarded. Who would actually build it?
Mexicans, ironically. A giant construction project would give them a huge incentive to move to El Norte

spics can swim, you know wetbacks???

snipers and a bounty system would be more effective. create a killzones and anybody going into them who isn't licenses to be there can be shot.
goblino $200
Goblina $150
Goblinitos $100
christcucks and liberals $50

severe the head as proof and video tape it. it would give vets a job and they'd be protecting the country

yes and add 100s of millions of spics

>t.retard that's never seen the US southwest in his life
pro-tip: mountains and canyons everywhere

Thats would cost just a small loan of a trillion dollars, and only if you will hire the cheapest beaners to dig

do you realize how easy it is to secure the border with drones?

A wall combined with the high voltage infrastructure to transport West Texas wind energy to California would be a great synergy.

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>add 100s of millions of spics
They are invading anyway. Might as well add them to the population.

unless those drones kill the illegals than no, they wouldn't really do anything.

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and collapse the US overnight. you'd have 3/4th of congress being AOC tier. we'd collapse overnight

Stuff it full with allogators and piranhas ?!

drones could be equiped with some kind of device that traps illegals . you know like spider man does with the bad guys

How about we just pay people minimum wage to stand guard with a rucking rifle?

>you'd have 3/4th of congress being AOC tier
I doubt that. A lot of Catholics down there.

You stole my idea. A man a plan panama.

Dumbest shit I've read in like 14 minutes.

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>what is swimming
>or boats

>German flag
>Burger
Burger education everyone!

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Trumptards really do have the IQs of niggers

>we build a canal
>suez canal 193.30 km
>mexico us border 3,145 km
>somehow this is more feasible than muh wall or muh fence
>american education
Have fun trying to open a way between the mountains and deserts

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Heaven on earth

>Dumbest shit I've read in like 14 minutes.
I doubt it.

>can't into tracing a thread

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Actually a fantastic idea. You make a deal with mexico to dual-build it so you hire a bunch of mexicans and americans to build it together. Then both countries share profits (80-20) of tolls going to Cali. Then this would create so many construction jobs that you could potentially rebuild mexico also. Maybe if Mexico got nicer people would go back. You never know

Propose High speed Rail

> Liberal I like high speed rail !!!!

Build """high speed rail"" right along the southern border with a fence , you know for "safety".

Three choices --- never bother to actually build the rail line and just use the money for the fence, plus the electricity for the rails just happens to electrify the fence

--build the rail line

-- build the rail line and put leg hold traps between the rails

-- build the rail line and have the trains headed by snow blowers

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Nice try Pedro
You have to go back

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checked and keked
I'm not a wetback. I can see why you would think that though.

OP is serious?

I can tell you, most of us can swim, we can climb, and we can dig.

You also know most of the border East of East Texas is mountainous, right?

*West of East Texas.

/s detected desu

catholic means fuck all nothing, a lot of hispanics are "catholic" in the US. if you believe their meme liberation theology catholicism is "conservative" you'd be fooling yourself.

spics like nigs vote gibs and nothing else.

Texan here, we tried that.
Where do you think the term "wetback" comes from?

the only way that land could be occupied is exterminating 90% of the population. keeping the remaining 10% on banana plantations and sterilizing them after 2 children.

How about a wall and a canal?

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>/s
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>the only way that land could be occupied is exterminating 90% of the population. keeping the remaining 10% on banana plantations and sterilizing them after 2 children.
There will be bloodshed during the annexation, I'm sure there is already a precedent for "reservations".

>goblinitos

kekkk

Think of all the negroid stowaways jumping ship. No thanks.

BURNING
RIVER
OF GAS

what bloodshed? they would welcome white american gibs? the only bloodshed would be in the US because of a mass white chimp out.
empire and the Jew is why we're nearing the brink of collapse now.

How about a minefield. The Mediterranean didn't stop the nogs from invading Europe, a canal wouldn't stop the bean infestation.

/s = sarcasm

>what bloodshed?
The replies to my idea are proof positive it wouldn't go over very well with the public.
It would have to be done by force; at which point I imagine something like the "Western Expansion", only with modern weaponry.

see pic related

there are almost 2000 illegal crossing a day. after the first couple days they may trickle but you could make a killing. it would be a lot less than actually building and manning a fence.
it would free up the immigration courts and eliminate drug running. they'll try but it just means a study source of income.

para militarizing the border is really the only way.

The canal could be like Venice with gondolas and Italian restaurants and little men wearing tuxedos singing When the Moon Hits Your Eye, Like a Big Pizza Pie, That's Amore
Border patrol could ride up an down the canal on jetskis

I can't breath...

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you don't seem to realize we aren't really at any expansion point. you need a stable society to do that, which thanks to multiculturalism we don't have. why do you think the global order is falling apart? the US can't maintain it

>thinking feudalism is catholic
You have to kill yourself now, kike.

Spics aren't niggers. They can swim just fine, which is why you call em wetbacks.

I thought nature already did that and we called it the Rio Grande?

>we aren't really at any expansion point
You missed my point. Like the western expansion cowboys genocide of injuns.
Only this time we expand south of the border; and instead of horses and lever actions, it's trucks and AR-15s.

>the global order
Losing your hegemony is a bitch for solipsists, isn't it?

they barely got the Panama one done, fucking 2200 miles of rough terrain -- it would take decades and cost trillions.

>Rio Grande?
That's just texas, ausbro.

western expansion, America was a stable homogeneous society for the most part. we aren't that. yeah let's genocide some spics when a large part of our population are spics.

it was always a terrible idea and one of purely Jewish origins, of one Harry Dexter White. it was also doomed to fail

I'd be a fucking millionaire

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Are you fucking retarded?

that's some wealth redistribution I'd totally support. tax dollars finally hard at work

>yeah let's genocide some spics when a large part of our population are spics.
I don't see a problem.

The global order isn't falling apart, it is being transitioned to territories more easily controlled as the U.S. fails.

you'll have a sore shoulder.

you really can't wage a war when almost 50% of the population is non white and in revolt.
while active duty members of the armed forces is white, many of the reservists aren't.

they aren't africans, they can swim. a wall is the only solution.

>Christcucks 50 bucks

But what identifies one?

>as the U.S. fails.
Defeatist detected.
>you really can't wage a war when almost 50% of the population is non white and in revolt.
Sounds like the perfect time to wage war to me. Especially if it is as high as 50% being in revolt. That sounds like it is acivil war already.

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A Democrat would cut his own balls if It could hurt Trump
Just kidding he already has no balls

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Fucking dumbass. The first revolution only 3% of the colonists fought. White people shattered Rome, were the elite soldiers of Byzantium, built modern civilization, and won both world wars. Spics would be slaughtered if they tried to race war

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Salescuck detected

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>Salescuck detected
I'm a NEET though.
Salesmen are the antichrist.

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Better to connect the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans by digging up Mexico and Central America and filling in part of the the Caribbean for more islands.

Witnessed.
Teamism is still for cucks.

You know what? A Florida canal would be a good idea. Plenty of swamps and lakes, so it's less of an engineering challenge. Expel them from the federation and you'd get rid of a whole bunch of spics and old people burdening the healthcare system in just one move. Also it'd actually serve an economic function to coastal Texas.

germany don't push their buttons remember what happened last time?

Just build auto guns like they do at the border between the koreas. Anyone who goes into the area gets ratatatatat by a gun with a motion sensor. Once theres a few bodies lying around you don't even need to maintain the guns. No matter how stupid the bean niggers are, seeing a real corpse will make them turn around.

Almost impossible. Would take billions and billions of dollars and take many many years. How about inside we place a guard station every miles and station fucking worthless troops there. Give them something to do. They would love it. Could pretend they are playing war.

And guard station I mean a fucking 10 by 20 room with a bed and shower and keep 2 stationed at each working 12 hour watches. Have a shack every 5 miles.

>what is swimming?
>what is the panama canal?
This is the dumbest idea. Great shit post.

>can't afford a fence
>build something infinitely more expensive

Nice logic retard

None of these faggots have ever been outside.