How to get a Jewish gf

Serious question Jow Forums
All this anti-Jewish hatred on this website has powered my male instincts and made me into a money fever fag.

Can you convert to Judaism? I know in Jewish custom, if the mums Jewish, then the kid is also Jewish. So if I want to raise a Jewish BVLL, it means I’ve got to marry a jewess right?

>b-but you fucking pajeet you’re going to be gassed lmao we’re 14/88 and we’re coming for you
lol ok but Jews run the world, I want the best for my kids.

So what steps are required for a 5’2” balding Indian janitor to marry a Jewish girl? (Preferably ashkenazim)

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Just rape

>have lots of money
>put your rupee in her shekel
>wait for 9 months

I doubt even Jewesses want smelly shitskin Pajeets. Pajeets always think they're somehow equal to or close to Whites, but you're really not. You're even racially inferior than American niggers. You're bottom of the barrel. I really doubt any Kike man or Kike girl herself would want to ruin her gene pool by marrying a subhuman shitskin (Yes, your genes are inferior and a downgrade for kikes too. It doesn't matter if you're a 6'4, 200 IQ Pajeet, you're still doomed)

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What's his diet to get that huge? India isn't well known for its meat eaters, or do these guys break the general rule.

If I was a 6’4” Vedic Aryan BVLL, I wouldn’t be here retard.

Stay mad.

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No one's mad about losing 5/10 genetics (pic). Your assumption is fundamentally wrong that marrying a Jewess equals free money, it means unrelenting pressure from her family to make money to raise more jews.

t. One of my friends married into a wealthy Jewish family.

Tbf the only reason why poos can't slay is because they're manlets, and they don't take care of themselves too well. A 6'4" poo won't have much problems with dating.

Here's a (you) for you, slut.

>being this mad
Who hurt you, user? Come my little boy, I'll offer you cuddles.

seconded

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You do realize we call you poos because you smell worse than actual shit right?
No women will mate with you.

At least we don't smell like a dead cow.

Niqqa Adsense continuously shows jewesses inviting Indians to israel

I'm getting sick of you shit stains stinking up my fucking board. Introducing you niggers to modern technology was a mistake. Go shit in the street. You'll never get a light skinned girl.

This. I'm disgusted by all these shitskins on this board. Why the fucking fuck can't these smelly turdskins with poopoo brains just leave us alone? Are brown "people" born as parasitic leeches who must orbit Whites and shit up spaces that Whites create for themselves no matter what?
Fuck off turdskins
You streetshitting smelly Paki fucks should be burnt with fire. You shouldn't be breeding with ANYONE. Period. Everytime there's a new shitskin spawn on the planet, the world gets duller and smellier and worse.

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i'm an NRI pajeet. You don't want a jewess. Marry a higher caste. If you get to 90%+ kshatriya, they can beat jews.

Based

>look, the slave caste wants to intermarry with us
>that makes us valuable
Fuck off. White people are snow niggers that can't help but rape their slaves and so have no caste system. Fucking degenerates.

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You can't fool me I've seen the Ganges you do indeed smell like dead cow, you bathe in dead cow water.

Bobs and vagana Polack style

How do I get rich white women to marry me? I've banged couple of russians but they were not into me and they are whores. The only women I can attract attention from is Indian and poor white women. I'm 6'3" and well travelled(been to 11 countries)

Want to marry a white girl?
no

What to have sax?
Why not.

>you bathe in Ganges.
Never saw a river in my life.
Source of water is ground water.
Population density is 200/km2( better than most of European countries)

Jews are amazing

The Great Indian Scholar Pajeet Singh (1671-1716) wrote about this in his Sanskrit treaties — “Manavjatiyon ka Siddhant” (The theory of human races):

It must be noted that all snowniggers (Barfiachoot) are subhuman and will be destroying great empires (The Qing, The Mughal, The Romans etc.)

Snowniggers are subhumans and will rightly be genocided by their longer nosed cousins. Reminder if you ever look in the direction of a snownigger fucking spit on his pinky face.

In nature things with bright colours are seen as toxic, and the whitoid (gorachutiya) is also toxic, because snowniggers haven’t contributed much except destroying most of the achievements have been done by Greeks, Italians, Jews, Indians, Chinese, Japanese and not snownigs, look at their eyes, blue - a bright colour and blue is literally the colour of poison.

Their natural state is chimping out in the snow and praising Odin, to go to some place called “Valhalla” where they can unite with other snownigs.

This happens because since all blue eyed people have a common ancestor they’re literally inbred. snowniggers will begin wewuzzing because other countries were destroyed due to wars so they looked at their culture (because wewuzzing yourself into Viking mudhuts wasn’t impressive), they will look at the massive temple complexes of India, architecture of China, the palaces of Rome and convinced themselves it was their inbred ancestors who accomplished such things.

Snowniggers will chimp out on a national scale in 1939, obliterating their entire continent of any dignity. Next, they will importing their blood brothers (literal niggers) into their country and getting their snownigger women fucked by BBC to produce mutt nigglets who are literally double nigger.

After this period of destruction and cuckment, snowniggers will begin the cope by saying Italians aren’t white, and all ancient civilisations and their achievements are done by snownigs.

>Never saw a river in my life
Where the fuck do you live? Rajasthan?

To conclude he wrote,
>Be snownigger
>chimp out in snow

If you want white girls you need money not looks.
Do you think they fuck with black bulls for money?
SAX OR MONEY!!

Can I just skip straight to the DLC and get the Jewish Mommy instead?

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Yes.

this but unironically
anyways
good shitposting frens, now let me go fap to Abella Danger (Jewess)

abella danger is a tranny

Jews are extremely racist
i'm afraid you have almost no chance unless you can find an american one who wants to get back at daddy

I'm sorry user.

Jews don't jew themselves sandanon
Thinking that you can "convert to judaism" and be a jew is like getting japanese nationality and thinking you are japanese.

> the great Shere Khan:
> I spit on the snowniggers with the blue eyes!!
Your great grandfather was upset with Norwegians?

I'm a Jewess.

feel free to ask me for input

Show bobs

I'm too lazy and tired to timestamp rn

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do a vocaroo
Say "hi argie boy"

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based alpha poo

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are you a nazi in hiding

pajeet OP? I been in your boat before. Now I'm a snownigger, potatonigger to be exact and scien-technical about it. I too wanted a couple of jewess' in my life when younger. unlike you? i wasnt a greedy prick that wanted the jew pussy for money? i just liked those tan thighs and khazar milkies. For years i called (them) the "other italians". on account of hey were claiming always to BE italian? but, they looked similar but different to my known italian friends. hence, the "other italians". The ONE liked me back? but, her father? holy fuck. I lerned some new words. One of which was "middah". The girl said that was just her dad's "old italian" word for Irish. Years later? I found out the truth, the racist Jew had called me "filth" and i wasnt allowed to date his daughter. NOW, i have good news and bad news. The good news? you CAN have hewish kids, since the jew girl can marry any guy and kids re jewish. Bad news? you need a couple million dollars.That will magically generate the necessary "interest" from her psrents to bless this unholy union you so desire. If you do not HAVE a couple million dollars? I suggest you go FIND it. Then though, you wont have to LOOK for a jewess wife? she will knock youi over the head and [retty much rape you mking it easy.

How bad is the stigma dating outside the Jewish community? I’m guessing it becomes less and less acceptable from Ashkenazi Jewish -> Other Jewish -> European gentiles -> Others.

eh, depends on the branch of judaism the girl's family follows. for example my family consists of reform jews so they don't really care who i date. and my mom even encourages me and my sister to date cute german boys lol

Hi dear. Pls do meat u :DDD

>So what steps are required for a 5’2” balding Indian janitor to marry a Jewish girl?

Rape. or if you go to America, act like a degenerate SJW into bestiality or scat. They are hyper individualists over there and love fucked up shit.

I think all Indians should travel to Israel to find a beautiful jewish wife.

There are many of them at my university, mainly postgrads. Also many Chinese. I don't think I've seen one instance where Asians managed to even hangout with Israelis here. I was talking to some of them once - too socially awkward compared to Israelis. Even Jewish Americans here can't fit in.

Don't. Your kids will be jews.

Kota rehta hai kya bhai